Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor
Impossible To Say
Disconnect from your own problems as lifelong best friends, Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor, bravely respond to their listeners' daily dilemmas with sarcastic commentary and bad advice. Email impossibletosaypod@gmail.com to submit your stories to be read anonymously.
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Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor
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Latest episode
Aug 28, 2025
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Episodes
20 - Our Boyfriends Are Back 04.08.2022 1:05:59
Kevin and Kyle join us to talk about our cat custody battles, breakups, and IBS. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
19 - It's (Not) About The Ring 28.07.2022 1:05:26
Listen to us recap our Vermont vacation, talk about Love Island for way too long, and debate whether you can date your third grade teacher. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
18 - We Are Hypocrites 14.07.2022 1:03:55
This lovely episode talks about men maliciously shitting in weird places when they’re rejected, and how life is too short to worry about what's in your deodorant. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
17 - Sleepwalking Is So Scary 07.07.2022 1:05:13
This time we talk about being comfortable in relationships, why salaries should be public information, and getting punched in the face by your partner while you're sleeping. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
16 - Hot Girls Say I Love You First 30.06.2022 54:45
Listen to us talk about the government taking away our human rights, saying I love you in the aquarium, and dating someone with the same name as your ex.
15 - Once a Cheater Always a Cheater? 23.06.2022 1:07:07
In this episode we discuss sending nudes to the wrong person, crazy family influencers, and people who spit when they talk. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
14 - Just Go Home and Be Sad 16.06.2022 1:04:07
In today's episode Kat recaps her trip to Europe, Emily recaps her weekend in Ocean City, and we accidentally talk about Disney World multiple times. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
13 - Our First Fight 09.06.2022 59:42
Today we talk about the dumb things we’re reading and watching, and then discuss scandalous adult rec soccer team drama. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
12 - Is Kat Getting Engaged? 02.06.2022 1:04:07
Hang out with us while we ramble about staying friends with exes, alcohol at work events, and the app the we are developing in the very near future. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
11 - We Don't Care 26.05.2022 1:05:11
Listen to us give extremely mediocre advice, talk in really bad British accents, and discuss our new favorite way to reject men. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
10 - Meet Our Boyfriends 19.05.2022 1:03:07
In this episode we chaotically introduce our boyfriends, Kyle and Kevin. They answer questions from our listeners and then we discuss pee and revenge sex. And we play Perfect In Every Way, of course. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
9 - Stop Communicating Via Snapchat 12.05.2022 1:10:31
In this episode we talk way too much about high school and explain why peeing the bed with someone else in it is okay if you say sorry. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
8 - Go Cry In Your Shower 05.05.2022 1:08:33
Kat cries three times while we talk about hangxiety, exes becoming stalkers, and pathological liars. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
7 - Tell Them You Like Them 28.04.2022 55:37
Today we recap our girls trip to Charleston, talk about why rejection doesn't actually matter, and how sharing an appetizer is really competitive. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
6 - I Think You and Your Boyfriend Might Break Up Soon 21.04.2022 1:02:20
Join us as we discuss Kat’s LA trip, the word banging, and cheating as a Valentine's Day gift. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
5 - Don't Quote Movies During Sex 07.04.2022 1:02:39
Listen to us talk about reclaimed virginities, hookups mistaken for uber drivers, and yellow school busses after drinking way too much caffeine. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
4 - We Found a Studio 31.03.2022 1:03:58
Welcome to our first episode recorded from our new studio (because we are fancy now). Today we did a Q&A episode so we could talk about ourselves for an hour straight. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
3 - Neither of Us Are Stupid 24.03.2022 1:07:17
In this episode we got comfortable and moved to Kat's couch to talk about gym anxiety, (almost) home wreckers, and how getting engaged won't solve your problems. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
2 - The Tophat Stays 17.03.2022 1:27:51
Today we annoyingly ramble about The Batman, sugar daddies, and mega beds. We also ask ourselves the age-old question, who is running the Twitter porn accounts? Listen to the end of the episode to hear our new segment, Perfect In Every Way. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok....
1 - No One's First Episode is Perfect 10.03.2022 1:05:11
Come hang out with us as we talk about roommate horror stories, sex with identical twins, and our cats. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
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