Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor

Impossible To Say

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Disconnect from your own problems as lifelong best friends, Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor, bravely respond to their listeners' daily dilemmas with sarcastic commentary and bad advice. Email impossibletosaypod@gmail.com to submit your stories to be read anonymously.

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Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor

Episodes

45 - No More Hangovers 09.02.2023 1:16:29

Today we celebrate a listener not being pregnant, talk about the meanest college roommates of all time, and discuss whether frequent gambling is a dealbreaker. More stories on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay

44 - Protecting Our Peace 02.02.2023 1:14:21

This week we reminisce on the toxic days of Snapchat showing your top best friends list, and tell a traumatic long distance story while simultaneously convincing someone to start a long distance relationship. More stories on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay

43 - Everyone's Annoying In College 26.01.2023 1:09:01

On this episode we talk about embarrassing childhood Facebook interactions, Emily's very serious kindergarten boyfriend, and mean sister-in-laws. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

42 - We Feel So Old (but also SO young) 19.01.2023 1:10:25

In this episode we recap Kat's four day road trip to California, laugh about Emily falling down a full flight of stairs into a fraternity house basement, and get randomly sentimental thinking about the future.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

41 - Our Boyfriends Are Back (Again) 12.01.2023 1:03:39

Today we are joined by our boyfriends who offer their male perspective on Tik Tok algorithms, stalker classmates, and the behaviors of crazy exes. They also answer the question whether men know if a girl is girlfriend material right away. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.co...

40 - Everything's Gonna Work Out 05.01.2023 1:16:12

In the first episode of 2023 we talk about our intentions for the new year, best friends that copy your every move, and your high school ex boyfriend haunting you after they die.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

39 - You Shouldn't Have To 22.12.2022 1:08:29

Today we talk about several things, including but not limited to, exes crawling back to you, annoying study abroad stories, and whether being a good gift giver matters or not. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

38 - Getting Closure Is So Fun 15.12.2022 1:14:09

This week we analyze the White Lotus finale, help someone decide if they should fly to France to spend New Years with their ex, and talk about our high school math teacher humiliating us publicly.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

37 - We Have No Ambition 08.12.2022 1:02:41

This week we update you on our new fitness journeys, talk about how there is no right or wrong timeline for moving on, and tell a fantastic revenge story. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

36 - Of Course He Wasn't Attractive 01.12.2022 1:06:00

This time we talk about how we can't stop spending money, discuss ways to avoid the friend zone, and try to figure out what the motivation is to become a male gynecologist.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

35 - The Hypothetical Cheating Debate 24.11.2022 1:03:23

Happy Thanksgiving! Celebrate by listening to us talk about our first kisses, a shitty cat sitter, and whether physical or emotional cheating is worse. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

34 - How To Make The First Move 17.11.2022 1:06:06

This time we discuss our divorced parent holiday schedules, famous actors' dong dummies, and how Elon Musk is ruining Twitter. All very fun stuff seriously.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

33 - Have The Day You Deserve 10.11.2022 1:02:17

Today we debate whether we should have kids, talk about the worst grad school classmate ever, and accidentally relive our high school trauma. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

32 - Girl Friend Groups Are Hard 03.11.2022 46:22

Hang out with us while we talk about Kat meeting the president, exclusive backstage Tell Me Lies drama, and incest. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

31 - Text Your Ex 27.10.2022 1:04:10

Hang out with us as we talk Taylor Swift, Tell Me Lies, and how shitty it is when your ex starts dating someone new. Also don't actually text your ex please. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

30 - Act Like You've Been Here Before 20.10.2022 1:02:35

Today we are joined by a special guest to talk about making Halloween spooky again, chasing someone for four years, and a Selena Gomez conspiracy theory. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

29 - Sober October? 13.10.2022 1:07:00

Listen to us talk about mean girls who pretend to not know your name, coworkers that ruin your day, and controversial opinions about bagels.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

28 - This Is Why We Have Trust Issues 06.10.2022 1:14:42

This week we give our professional movie critic opinions on Don't Worry Darling, discuss the concept of destination cheating, and talk about being both happy for and jealous of Emma Chamberlain's house. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

27 - We Are Crazy and Insecure 29.09.2022 58:43

The time we tell you about how Kat was almost on reality TV, how hard it is to be a secret stan, and how happy we are for Trisha Paytas. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

26 - Your Hangover Will End 22.09.2022 1:09:37

Today we break down the Adam Levine cheating scandal, similarities between Game of Thrones and Twilight, and whether you can date your cousin's cousin.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

25 - Ignorance Is Bliss 15.09.2022 1:17:43

Listen as we talk about mama's boys, nightmare wedding plus ones, and having sex to weird EDM music. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

24 - Maid of Honor From Hell 01.09.2022 1:12:40

Hang out with us while we talk about long distance relationships, finding out your boyfriend is married, and getting called the wrong name in bed. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

23 - We Are Hypocrites Part 2 25.08.2022 1:10:41

Today we talk about sorority bus rides, Rare Beauty blush robberies, and catching cheaters with the color of their walls. 

22 - Kat Got Catfished 18.08.2022 1:15:46

Today we talk about Emily's palm reading, Kat's new teeth, and parties with private school kids. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

21 - Influencer Events Are Weird 11.08.2022 1:05:08

This time we talk about our perfect, beloved cats (a lot), wonder why we didn't win the Mega Millions, and reminisce about some of our bad experiences with weed. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay