Illumination Cinema Movie Podcast

Tyler and Beth do a short episode on three films about people being blown up and dying. Including: "Barefoot Gen", "When the Wind Blows" and "Grave of the Fireflies".

Chris is still dead so Tyler and Beth talk about three films by Guy Ritchie. "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", "Snatch" and "Sherlock Holmes".

They're back for the audio episodes, folks! This time, Tyler and Beth chat about films by Don Bluth. What? You guys didn't see Spider-Man!? That's the only film worth talking about right now! This podcast is a joke!

Day 6 of Cartoon Network Week!

Day 5 of Cartoon Network Week!

Day 4 of Cartoon Network Week! Chris and Tyler talk about The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

Day 3 of Cartoon Network Week! Tyler, Chris and Beth chat about The Powerpuff Girls. Go to illuminationcinema.com to watch.

Day 2 of Cartoon Network Week! (Sorry this was a tad bit late. At least the episode was on time!)

Day 1 of Cartoon Network Week. Go to illuminationcinema.com to watch the episode!

Special guest David Cantu joins Chris and Tyler for a discussion of the fifth season of House of Cards.

On tonight's show, Chris, Tyler and special guest, David Wayne Young talk about their favorite Disney movies. Most importantly, Tyler reveals how Mulan turned him gay.

The usual dickheads are back in a familiar format, this time talking about three films by Martin Scorsese. Including: Taxi Driver, Raging Bull and Goodfellas. All three of them also have Robert De Niro. I sure hope he doesn't die in a month like that time they did Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder died. That really sucked. Can they please be put away for that? This podcast kills people.

Sorry for the delay on the iTunes and Google Play uploads. The podcast host was being all wonky. Anyway this week, Tyler, Chris and returning guest, Beth talk about what is widely considered one of the best anime series of all time. Is everyone full of shit? You'll have to listen to find out...but the answer is no.

Surprise! This isn't what they said they would do next, but here is a bonus episode with special guest: Beth Christine. This week, the gang talks about Your Name, the highest grossing anime film in Japan. Does it live up to the hype? Find out now!

This week, Tyler and Chris go to the movies to check out Legendary's newest monster movie, Kong: Skull Island. Chris spends an hour screaming about how evolution isn't real and how "he didn't come from no monkey". I'm so sorry everyone.

In tonights show, Tyler and Chris go over every movie they saw in the year 2016 and then rank their top 5 films. Both of their number one spots receive the honor of being the Golden Jamie winners of 2016. This is a VERY long episode. So if you want to just skip to the Top 5 bit go to 01h09m42s.

Chris and Tyler do something new with Direct to Dumpster! They talk about 3 direct to video movies that can be good or bad. This time it's "Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase", "Robomunk" and "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins".

Chris and Tyler talk about yet another show for babies in this episode. This time its Voltron! This is less of a review and more of a glowing recommendation. It makes me sick listening to two grown men act like this. How about you turn off your cartoons and go outside!?

Today the boys talk about the new film, The Founder. Even though Tyler says there will be spoilers later in the episode, literally the first thing Chris says is a spoiler. So basically, proceed with caution.

Tonight on a very special episode of the Illumination Cinema Movie Podcast, we turn on the cameras and throw on some ugly sweaters to celebrate the holiday season. In honor of the month with the highest suicide rate: Tyler, Chris and David masochistically watch an odd piece of Star Wars history. The once aired, infamous holiday special. Is it a weird novelty or a cynical piece of utter trash? Find...

Tyler and Chris discuss the first Star Wars anthology film "Rogue One" with returning guest host, Jamie Zin. They spend an hour talking about a bunch of nerdy Star Wars crap and compare the film to the director's other work. Basically, this podcast is a giant waste of your time. Go read a book, pet your dog, do ANYTHING else. --- For more content by Illumination Cinema get your paren...

These two stupid morons are at it again! This time it's Tyler's turn to torture Chris. But does he take advantage of it? NOPE! He blows this opportunity to make him watch good films he would have otherwise skipped. These films are "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", "Crank 2: High Voltage" and "An American Werewolf in London". These two are fucking hopeles...

In this season premiere of the podcast, Chris and Tyler try something a little different with something called the "torture podcast". In each episode, one of them picks three movies for the other person to watch and discuss. Chris is first up and picked "collect 'em all card game" movies, featuring: "Pokemon: The First Movie", "Digimon: The Movie" and "Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie".

Boy, oh boy! This one took a minute. Chris and Tyler went to see the special theatrical release of the new Toho Godzilla film, Shin Godzilla (or Shin Gojira (not Godzilla Resurgence, it's not called that anymore)). They also went with special guest host, David Wayne Young. But after their first recording was ruined, they took Chris out Old Yeller style and decided to re-record the episode without...

Chris and Tyler talk about the remake of the western classic, The Magnificent Seven, that is a remake of the also classic, Seven Samurai. Or maybe they'll devote like 10 minutes to talking about the B.P. Oil Spill. What a couple of idiots. Get a life! http://www.illuminationcinema.com