Illumination Cinema Movie Podcast

Tyler and Chris chat about the big man, Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece, "Seven Samurai". Does it hold up? Why would you go to these idiots to find that out. You're smarter than them. You can listen anyway to see how stupid they sound.

Tyler and Beth jump in for another deep dive into the filmography of Quentin Tarantino. This time they talk about films he wrote but did not direct. True Romance, Natural Born Killers and From Dusk Till Dawn. We swear this is the last one...until next year.

Chris, Tyler and Beth talk about the works of Isao Takahata. That guy who made movies for Studio Ghibli that isn't Miyazaki. In this episode, they discuss: Pom Poko, My Neighbors the Yamadas and The Tale of Princess Kaguya.

It's that time again, folks. Tyler, Beth and Chris assembled a terrible triple feature including: King Kung Fu, Mac and Me and The Conqueror. The theme of the night seems to be John Wayne and racism. These guys are probably secretly racist or something. Like, they really have no room to talk either. You made Living After Midnight, you losers! Where is Jamie? He was actually cool. These guys just s...

Tyler and Beth chat about the highly anticipated sequel to The Incredibles. Does it measure up to it's perfect predecessor? Find out if this movie is worth jumping into a theater full of children to watch!

On tonight's episode, Tyler and the bad David talk about Deadpool 2. The sequel to Deadpool! Also, the audio quality was bad because David was being buried alive in a steel coffin.

Tyler and Chris talk about John Carpenter movies. Those being: "Escape From New York", "Big Trouble in Little China" and "They Live". In the case of these guys, I wish they WOULDN'T live!

Bork bork! New episode with Tyler and Beth talk about their new PUPPY love, Isle of Dogs! Maybe you should FETCH yourself some tickets! Then you can also give it a round of apPAWS! You'll be BARKING mad if you miss it! Woof woof haha!

Over the years, the show has discussed all of the major pieces of Tarantino's catalog. In tonight's episode, Tyler and Cantu take a deep dive into some of his lesser known work or collaborations. This includes: "My Best Friend's Birthday", "Four Rooms" and "Death Proof".

Everyone's favorite David (the Cantu one) joins Chris and Tyler for tonight's episode, in which they talk about Ready Player One! The newest film by Steven Spielberg! I myself refuse to see anything that doesn't star that guy who played Joey in Friends, but I guess this might be okay if you're into movies that don't have him, which I'm not.

On tonight's episode, Chris and Tyler have a short chat about the new film, Red Sparrow! Rotten Tomatoes didn't like it, so they better not like it either! I'll be so pissed if they have anything positive to say!

Tyler and Chris continue the second annual Golden Jamie Awards and finally reach their Top 5 films of the year! Who will win the honor of the Golden Jamie of 2017? Find out now!

On tonight's episode, Tyler and Chris begin the second annual Golden Jamie Awards! In this first part, they list off every new film they saw in 2017, barring their Top 5 films of the year. (That being said, if you want to skip to the Top 5, just listen to part 2!)

Tyler, Beth and David talk about what is widely considered one of the greatest anime / animated films of all time! Does it live up to the hype? Well, if you saw the score on the website, you already know the answer.

Tyler, Beth and Chris sit down to talk about three films by Mamoru Hosoda. Including: "The Girl Who Leapt Through Time", "Wolf Children" and "The Boy and the Beast". Most of them were watching these films for the first time and they turned out to be a mixed bag. That being said, they're preparing for the onslaught of hate mail they might receive for one of these films.

Tyler and Beth chat about the films of Don Hertzfeldt. Including a majority of his short films, the feature: "It's Such a Beautiful Day", "World of Tomorrow" and the newly released sequel, "World of Tomorrow: Episode 2- The Burden of Other People's Thoughts". 

Tyler, Chris and Beth give you a reason to ignore your family this Christmas Eve by opening a strange sack some guy dressed as Santa left at the studio and reviewing three terrible Christmas films. This could also be considered a torture podcast. This one has it all: animation, christian movies and slasher flicks. This episode truly is a gift if you have no standards.

Tyler and Chris along with special guest host, David J. Cantu, talk about the latest piece off of the Star Wars assembly line. As well as some of the other Star Wars films. They neglect to mention how this movie totally forgot about C3PO's red arm from the last movie!!! If you ask me, this film was a hack job. Great work Disney! What's next MICKEY MOUSE in STAR WARS!? I'm really glad those jokes a...

I guess it's that time again. Chris, Tyler and Beth are back with the fourth season premiere of the podcast. This time they are talking about The Disaster Artist! They also talk a little bit about The Room. Tyler is the only one who read the book. But as we all know, reading is for nerds.

For the season finale, Tyler and Beth finally get to do a proper Halloween Special. They discuss horror movies throughout the ages, including: Frankenstein, Halloween and Silence of the Lambs. I bet these dweebs actually got scared by all of these movies. I'm not scared. But hey, could you leave the light on? Totally unrelated!

Tyler and Chris talk about the latest box office flop in the Blade Runner franchise. Apparently, no one wants to watch an artsy, three-hour long movie. But these bozos did it and they give their glowing recommendation. You basically, don't even have to listen to the show now. I saved you 27 minutes. You're welcome.

In tonight's episode, Chris and Tyler talk about Kingsman: The Golden Circle. They also talk about their experience at Warren 21.

Guest host: David Wayne Young returns for another episode to talk about more terrible movies with Tyler and Chris. These two dipsticks are over here talking about how positive they try to be with their show and here they are talking crap on three movies. Nice work, you jerks! This time they talk about; "Dinosaur Island", "Magic Puppy" and "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats". It's a hoot and a holler if...

Chris is back to ruin another episode! This time with the David no one likes. Tyler is also there. Not a good combination. Anyway, these three losers make fun of low budget Christian videos like a bunch of cynical assholes. Have fun in Hell.

Tyler and Beth talk about three films by the late director Satoshi Kon. Including: "Perfect Blue", "Tokyo Godfathers" and "Paprika".