Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

What's Darker Than Night / Frozen Time Snake / The Grand Conjunction And Its Astrological Components / Living In 5D / The Seed Of The Golden Age / The Moon Is An Alien Spacecraft / Maiden Goes To Bollywood / Aurora Krystal Matrix Re-Encryption Of Elemental Body / Armageddon Software Of The False Father Negative Alien Religions / Yacht Club Roll Call / Metallica Goes To Punjab

This magical episode contains: Disappearing Monoliths, Siqq Mashups, Shakespearian Jibes, Church Way Paths, Spirit Road Necromancy, Alien Languages, Frodo Rock, Crowleyan Astrology, Age of Discord, Party Rockin the Apocalypse

Charles and I debunk dinosaurs, deal with it.

Featuring such classics as: A Three-Legged Dog in Bangladesh in a Hurricane / God Isn't Master of the Universe / One or Several Unusually Large Wolves / TikTok Horse Mutilation Challenge / Bowie on Crowley / Page on Crowley / Hicks on Waco / Activating the Planetary Chakras

Come along for reincarnation chat and more, with special appearances by The Dalai Lama, Hunter S. Thompson, Gen. George S. Patton, Bob Weir, the Dab Tsog, and the Fear Snake.

Charles and I discuss strategic relocation and predictive astrology. Dark subjects. Fun times!

Erik's Travel Diaries / Alien Origins of the Coronavirus / Epstein-Maxwell Alien Sex Magick / Robert Trump Time Traveler / True Nature of God / Describin' Shamans

Charles and I talk about the psychological effects of masking, the weaponization of weather modification, hidden military tech, and the tsunami bomb. Much episode! So content. Wow.

Road Trip chat, Disney Pandemic chat, Beach Country chat, Ghislaine Reddit chat, Ascension Singularity chat, Order of Nine Angles chat, and so much more!

I ramble about the occult aspects of 2012, 2020, the virus, the protests, 9/11, porn stars smoking toad venom, the Christ Zone, New Orleans bounce, and the transmutation of hate into love. Come hang with me!

This episode features Santana, riot chat, the Goatman's choice, Sammy Hagar's tuff jams, meme describin, Shakespearian mysteries, and new conspiracy rap. And that's a good thing.

Charles and I discuss fast food additives, the psychology of reopening the economy, market chat, bad statistics, Masonic underpinnings of Flat Earth theory, and the cosmic origins of the coronavirus.

Will and I discuss Puerto Rican Chupacabras, Texan Chupacabras, Zuckerberg hunting goats, fake pterodactyls, tulpas, Siren Head, Teddy Roosevelt's Bigfoot story, and more!  

Danzig Chat with Shelby and Al. Do you honestly have anything better to do?

Charles and I talk about the coronavirus, and he explains some very unique theories. Will these theories hold up in a week? Maybe not! But who cares. We need to distract ourselves from our imminent deaths, right?

Also featured: Coronavirus-Epistein Connection / Ghost in Houston / Matrix 4 Filming / The Densities and Holographic Projections of Consciousness of the 15-Dimensional Time Matrix / Richard Stanley and the Color Out of Space / The Aftermath of the Alien Love Bite / Christopher Lee on the Occult

Also appearing: Coronavirus, Satanism, and the 15-Dimensional Time Matrix.

Nights After Dark At Gmail Dot Com Episode One Forty Three Starring Al Cummings And Your Host Erik "Strikeout" Thybony

Charles and I get woke on bot control of human perception, Iranian geopolitics, the death of the petrodollar, the new global economic system, the rise of cryptocurrencies, reverse-engineered alien technology, and how 7-11 predicts the future. Play along at home!

The Ritual Sacrifice and Reincarnation of Cats / The Only Heavy Metal Musician At Harvard University / Pig-Human Hybrid News / Vatican Funded Movies / New Mothman Sighting / Arabian Ghost Hunters / Spacey Calling Hits

Join me and Will as we discuss Suburban Cryptid TV Man and Nepalese Cryptid the Yeti. Warning: extreme cryptozoological content! Proceed with caution. 

Russian Polka Ska Invasion / If You're Into Geodes, You're In Deep / The Wizard's Eye / The Deep Fake Defense / David Icke Documentary / Cosmic Black Death / Lovecraft Excerpt /   Moloch Goes To Rome / Vatican Prayer Tracking / McMahon Mandela / All My Rexes Live In Texas / Erik's Favorite Movies of the Decade Deal With It

Charles and I stop being polite and start getting real about the PG&E Fires, Apple OS Sacrifices, California's Mass Exodus, Tsunamis, Mega Churches, Real Actual Christianity, and more!

A Real Actual Incel / Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom / Trop Rock Danzig / Cool and Uncool Trees / Horse Energy Healing / Yoga Chat and Flying / Destiny Of Souls / Symbiotically Possessed By The Souls Of Aliens / Strange New Mandela Effect / NAD On The Road??

Roswell Chat with Alex! We break down the OG UFO (UFOG?) event and go deep on UFO happenings in general, both outer and inner. This one is a lot of fun.