Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

It's a monster double episode! Charles blows your mind with chronology theories, mud floods, and alternate histories, and then in the second hour, explains the deepest theories on the astrological conspiracy iceberg. I promised you people I would stop cutting these, so this is your fault. Enjoy!

Wherein I state my positions on living on the Las Vegas strip, media tech conventions, the NFL Draft, remote viewing death, Zak Bagans' rap career, and mushroom jams. Come, join.

Pranjal and I have a wide-ranging conversation that ties together the Laurel Canyon military industrial scene, music industry narratives, obscure sex cults, and omniscient Communist satellites! Drop out, turn on, and tune in (specifically in that order).

Charles delivers a master class lecture on astrology, its ancient history, and how it influences current events. Tune in and become an expert!

Remote Viewing The End Of Wokeness / Ostrich Slam / Elvis's Occult Library / The Meatloaf-JFK Connection / People Practicing Santeria May Be Dumping Headless Goats In The Chattahoochee / The Funkadelic-Process Church Connection  

Pranjal recounts his visit to Bloomberg's London Mithraeum, and we dive deep into the ancient--and modern--cult of Mithras. An illuminating episode!

It's the NAD 7th anniversary show! Charles and I have a conversation. Listen and understand why you should embrace the monarchy. (This episode presented uncut due to extreme popular demand!)

Featuring: The Musical Stylings of Zak Bagans / How Can It Be Five O'Clock Somewhere If Time Isn't Real / A Margaritaville You Can Die In / Info Boys Dot Com / Adele Says Lucifer / Mother God "Body" Cam / Art Bell Siqq Piqq / Matrix 4 Solutions / Danzig Dubstep

Pranjal and I discuss serial killers and their connections to military and intelligence control programs. A lighthearted romp!

Charles and I talk about reincarnation and other repeating topics. Also: Mormon Bigfoot.

NAD Movie News / Alex Jones Slamz / Sonoma County Karen / Blue Oyster Chat / Movies Where Aliens Fuck People / Necromancy Chat / Yabba Dabba Doo Seance Possession Ceremony / Zeppelin Collins Trainwreck / Norm Macdonald Appreciation  

Will, Joe, and I dive into the Pentagon UFO disclosure report, Tom DeLonge, and bizarre creationist dinosaurs. Or are they cryptids?? Tune in and find out!

Charles and I reminisce about 9/11 and the truly horrific 20 years after. Hot takes incoming! 

Shelby, Pranjal, and I get real about Aum Shinrikyo and the power of anime. Come down into the subway with us, what could go wrong?

Wherein I petition the universe for my Honorary Shaman Degree and discuss Masonic and Mithraic rites. Guest appearance by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.  

Shelby, Pranjal, and I get into some 5D Full Disclosure about the Love Has Won cult, including my story of how I stalked them on their own turf (aka trailer park). A fun time all around!  

Guest starring Kona! She and I discuss Quantum Retrocausation--aka how to improve test performace by studying the material AFTER you take the test. We both went back and researched the topic after we recorded this episode, so obviously, it's amazing.

Featuring The Critters / Cats Continuum, Ski Shamanism, Erik's Travelogues, Muppet Country, Astrological Archons, and more!  

Charles and I discuss Bronze Age parallels to the impending collapse of our modern global control structure. Uplifting!

Pranjal, Shelby, and I discuss The Hour of the Time, horror and science fiction novels, social control structures, and more. It's a fun time for all!

Zak Bagans' Haunted Guitar / Mr. Ed Backmasking / Burroughs And Page On Magick / Erik's Rock N Roll Drum Tips / Sigil App / Vile Vortices / Weird Al On Ancient Astronauts / The Best Joke / And More!

It's an entire episode of ALIEN SEX CONFESSIONALS. Get answers to the burning alien sex questions you never dared to ask. Danger: HIGHLY erotic content. Consult a professional before use.

Shelby, Will, and I rate cryptids in a very special Valentine's Day episode! Hot Hit or Not Shit? You decide.

Alex and I discuss underwater UFOs, fish gods, the alien origins of agriculture, and more!

Charles and I use the planets to outline the coming Troubles. You won't forget this one, even though you might want to. You've been warned!