I'll TellYa Dis!

AMERICA IS BACK! 🇺🇸 And so is our will to live. 😂💀 On this special post-election episode of I’ll TellYa Dis! , Christy and Erik are running on hope, spite, and whatever sleep Christy got after staying up until 4 a.m. watching election coverage. Erik brought notes. Christy brought every ounce of pettiness she could muster. 💙💅🏻 The “fuck your feelings” crowd is having a LOT of fucking feelings...

On this week’s episode of I’ll TellYa Dis! , Halloween may be over, but Election Day is upon us!!! 😵‍💫😳💀 To kick things off, Christy and Erik entertain the Ghosts of West Hollywood’s Legendary Halloween Parade Past—including Christy’s Courtney Love costume, which probably should’ve been interrupted by CPS 👶🏻—thank God camera phones didn't exist back then. From there, we dive into electio...

This week on I’ll Tell Ya Dis!, a Hell’s Kitchen spa kicks things off with a sex scandal and the chaos only gets worse from there 💀. Christy Miller and Erik Marino roast Trump’s fixation on men’s physiques, sound off on NYC’s horse-drawn carriages, and reminisce about playground equipment that tried to kill them as a kid. Add amusement park nightmares, a mouse in the peppers, and some deeply susp...

This week on I’ll Tell Ya Dis!, the trolls are pissed and the DMs are a biohazard which leaves Christy Miller and Erik Marino turning hate comments into entertainment and thanking everyone for the algorithm boost. They also drag Danny Trejo and Metallica into the group chat, and tackle the terrifying threat of… a COLORFUL LIBRARY LOGO!!! *insert loud scream here*... Throw in a masked 😷 lesbian ba...

On this week’s episode of I’ll TellYa Dis! , Christy Miller and Erik Marino have leftover bullshit and nothing better to do than spew it out into the ethers. It’s a BONUS EPISODE, you mooks!! 🎤🔥 We’re talking Nicolas Cage’s new movie “Honey, I Sunk the House” (a groundbreaking performance 🕳️🏚️)—and Elon Musk’s “innovative” self-driving future still requires somebody awake enough to yell “BRAKE,...

Waddup, you chucklef*ckers!! Christy Miller and Erik Marino are BACK for another unhinged episode of I’ll TellYa Dis! 🎤🔥 Christy CRUSHED IT at The Stand alongside Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Dan Soder and Big Jay Oakerson, then walked off Highlander style. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, BITCHES. 🤣⚔️ Meanwhile, Erik’s been absolutely DESTROYING at the doctor’s office. Nurses. Medical students. Phlebotomi...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , it’s Erik Marino’s BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂🎉🥳 And nothing says "Happy Birthday" more than the United Nations shutting down half of Manhattan and turning Christy Miller’s commute home into The Amazing Race: Fuck Your Diplomatic Traffic Jam Edition . 🌎🚧💀 After walking FIVE FUCKING MILES just to get home, Christy did what any rational New Yorker would do during UN...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week of “American excellence” 🇺🇸💀 as the New York Mets have officially managed to lose to EVERY TEAM IN MLB — INCLUDING THEMSELVES. ⚾️🤕 You heard it here, folks. After spending one game literally watching a baseball fall unattended between A BILLION DOLLARS’ WORTH OF PLAYERS like they were all brand new on the...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino celebrate Christy’s birthday 🎂🥳 by doing what every "well-adjusted" person does during their birthday week: talking about 9/11. 🇺🇸😬 The 25th anniversary ceremony of 9/11 wouldn't be complete without a MAGA vs. MAGA SHOWDOWN - AKA "NEIN 11"- at the Memorial 🇺🇸🤦🏻‍♀️ — pardoned January 6th asshole Jake Lang showed up with a POLICE ESC...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino dig through another garbage week in America — LITERALLY — after a San Francisco garbage truck accidentally picked up an ENTIRE HUMAN 🗑️😳… because apparently even Waste Management is like, “fuck it, throw the whole man away.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ And speaking of trash, the NFL is back!!! 🏈🎉 Which means it’s time for LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL TEAMS...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino are back at the Grisly Pear Comedy Club after a two-month hiatus from Midtown, just in time before Christy turns 56, putting a “pause” on the menopause and returning from Atlantic City smelling like a stale Pall Mall Gold after spending the weekend telling jokes in what can only be described as the ashtray of New Jersey . 🚬🎰🤮 But the...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino decide America has been depressing enough lately, so they attempt something completely above and beyond the scope of this podcast: TALKING ABOUT HAPPY SHIT. It does not go well. 💀🤣🎤 Instead, Drunken Diamond David Lee Roth is still out there terrorizing audiences with his old-school Van Halen schtick… 🗣️ GO HOME, GRANDPA! YOU’RE SCARI...

After a two-week hiatus, I’ll TellYa Dis is BACK — and apparently America used our time off to become an even bigger fucking dumpster fire. 🤦🏻‍♀️🔥 (who knew she could top herself?) Christy Miller and Erik Marino return to discover the troops on the USS Abraham Lincoln are being starved down to their original birth weight, the lettuce has diarrhea, the jalapeños have salmonella, GROK wants to "C...

This week on I'll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral into yet another week proving that artificial intelligence may be advancing... but actual intelligence has clearly been hacked. 🤦🏻‍♀️💻 The duo breaks down yet another "pray the gay away" pastor getting caught "allegedly" soliciting a minor online (because what else would he be doing? 🙄), politicians continuing to cement their...

This week on I'll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week proving civilization has officially entered its "What the Actual Fuck?" era. Pete Hegseth wants to roll out "Operation: Roid Rage" for our troops 💉🙄 (after watching him struggle to bench 135 lbs., I think he's the one who should try it. 🤦🏻‍♀️) Meanwhile, Andrew Tate is being extradited to the UK and will...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Erik Marino called out sick so Christy Miller made the catastrophic decision to hand a microphone to Janice Messitte… and absolutely nobody was prepared for what happened next. 💀😂 What was supposed to be another week of asking “what in the dumpster fire hell happened this week?” immediately drove through the guardrail as Janice — who has the comedic recall of a hau...

This week on I'll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino somehow survive another week of American absurdity after the Fourth of July 💩 show tried to wipe out society one exploding firework, heatstroke, and celebrity PR stunt at a time... because, 'Murica. 🇺🇸💀🧨 While 67 people collapsed from the heat at the so-called "Great American State Fair," Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce shut down Midto...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week proving humanity should probably lose its operating privileges after Christy nearly evacuated her apartment at 2AM when exploding lithium batteries in the hidden rickshaw lot behind her apartment building (Erik calls it a pedicab lot… to-may-to/to-mah-to, east coast/west coast… whatever 🙄) turned Midtown Man...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week of American absurdity after Freedom 250 officially kicked off with all the energy of expired mayonnaise , confirming the White (Trash) House has fully entered its Jerry Springer era 😒🙄🤨 The same “GET OFF MY LAWN” dipshits spent the weekend on the White House lawn jerking off to UFC while America died in rea...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral after Donald Trump celebrated his BIG BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY by transforming the White House lawn into a live-action fascist tailgate party complete with Freedom 250 — a UFC spectacle proving America has officially entered its Monster Energy-sponsored dictatorship era. Unfortunately, we recorded before the event happened, so stay tun...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino kick off Pride Month in the only way they know how: Erik crushed a fetish show in Scranton while Christy let it all out at a gay comedy show in the East Village. Meanwhile, a Bronx funeral home allegedly pulled the ol’ “Switch-a-Roo” with a corpse, which immediately begged the question: “WHO’S MANZ IS DIS?” 💀⚰️ As for the Knicks… Trump...

This week on I ’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral headfirst into America’s latest humiliation circus after the “Great American State Fair” lineup starts collapsing faster than the U.S. economy 🤦🏻‍♀️ What was supposed to be a patriotic 250th birthday celebration for America somehow turned into The Titanic… everybody jumped ship except Flo Rida, half of Milli Vanilli, and Freed...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino survive a comedy show meltdown in Astoria that ended with hecklers getting physically thrown out, beer pitchers flying, and Erik rage-walking the 59th Street Bridge questioning his entire existence… while Christy gets stuck playing comedy mafia fixer after the audience turned the show into Road House 2. Where was Patrick Swayze when we...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino welcome Florida comic and comedy club owner Cristy B for a chaotic deep dive into the Daytona comedy scene, road comic survival, dirty standup, New York culture shock, homeless “surge pricing,” retirement communities, Ozempic, and why not all comedians should legally be allowed back on the road. Cristy B shares how she accidentally beca...

⚠️ THIS EPISODE HAD TO BE RECORDED TWICE ⚠️ The first recording vanished into the void because the video didn’t record… so instead of giving up, Christy Miller and Erik Marino re-recorded the entire episode and accidentally created a comedic parallel podiverse. Now there are TWO versions of this week’s breakdown: 🎧 The audio-only “lost timeline” 📺 This cursed alternate reality This episode spira...