I'll TellYa Dis!

This week on I'll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino somehow survive another week of American absurdity after the Fourth of July 💩 show tried to wipe out society one exploding firework, heatstroke, and celebrity PR stunt at a time... because, 'Murica. 🇺🇸💀🧨 While 67 people collapsed from the heat at the so-called "Great American State Fair," Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce shut down Midto...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week proving humanity should probably lose its operating privileges after Christy nearly evacuated her apartment at 2AM when exploding lithium batteries in the hidden rickshaw lot behind her apartment building (Erik calls it a pedicab lot… to-may-to/to-mah-to, east coast/west coast… whatever 🙄) turned Midtown Man...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week of American absurdity after Freedom 250 officially kicked off with all the energy of expired mayonnaise , confirming the White (Trash) House has fully entered its Jerry Springer era 😒🙄🤨 The same “GET OFF MY LAWN” dipshits spent the weekend on the White House lawn jerking off to UFC while America died in rea...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral after Donald Trump celebrated his BIG BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY by transforming the White House lawn into a live-action fascist tailgate party complete with Freedom 250 — a UFC spectacle proving America has officially entered its Monster Energy-sponsored dictatorship era. Unfortunately, we recorded before the event happened, so stay tun...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino kick off Pride Month in the only way they know how: Erik crushed a fetish show in Scranton while Christy let it all out at a gay comedy show in the East Village. Meanwhile, a Bronx funeral home allegedly pulled the ol’ “Switch-a-Roo” with a corpse, which immediately begged the question: “WHO’S MANZ IS DIS?” 💀⚰️ As for the Knicks… Trump...

This week on I ’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral headfirst into America’s latest humiliation circus after the “Great American State Fair” lineup starts collapsing faster than the U.S. economy 🤦🏻‍♀️ What was supposed to be a patriotic 250th birthday celebration for America somehow turned into The Titanic… everybody jumped ship except Flo Rida, half of Milli Vanilli, and Freed...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino survive a comedy show meltdown in Astoria that ended with hecklers getting physically thrown out, beer pitchers flying, and Erik rage-walking the 59th Street Bridge questioning his entire existence… while Christy gets stuck playing comedy mafia fixer after the audience turned the show into Road House 2. Where was Patrick Swayze when we...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino welcome Florida comic and comedy club owner Cristy B for a chaotic deep dive into the Daytona comedy scene, road comic survival, dirty standup, New York culture shock, homeless “surge pricing,” retirement communities, Ozempic, and why not all comedians should legally be allowed back on the road. Cristy B shares how she accidentally beca...

⚠️ THIS EPISODE HAD TO BE RECORDED TWICE ⚠️ The first recording vanished into the void because the video didn’t record… so instead of giving up, Christy Miller and Erik Marino re-recorded the entire episode and accidentally created a comedic parallel podiverse. Now there are TWO versions of this week’s breakdown: 🎧 The audio-only “lost timeline” 📺 This cursed alternate reality This episode spira...

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis : three gigs, three wildly different outcomes. Erik drives to Pittsburgh to open for a friend… and bombs 💣 Tony Hinchcliffe comes off a Netflix high and a week later hits Atlantic City—reads his entire set off his phone… and bombs 💣 And Christy closes out a Cinco de Mayo private event by absolutely crushing the room… then barely makes it off stage in one piece—to dro...

On this week's episode of I'll TellYa Dis, Christy and Erik find a grown man’s Facebook dating announcement… and decide to read him for filth 💀💅🏻 A 38-year-old comic declares he’s “finally ready” to date women in entertainment—as if headliners have been waiting for permission—and gets immediately clocked for having feature energy with delusional confidence. The “male loneliness epidemic” pulls...

On this week’s episode of I’ll TellYa Dis , Erik gets butchered by a comedy production that edited his set into a hostage video—so Christy weighs in on whether to fight back or burn it all down. Meanwhile, Doug Stanhope solves the “no stage time” problem by hijacking town halls (honestly, genius), Caitlyn Jenner gets the passport she voted for, and young white comics STILL trying to say the N-word...

On this episode of I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy and Erik dive into the industry’s worst-kept secrets—predators, red flags, and why the friend zone might be the only safe space in comedy. If there’s one thing 30 years in comedy taught Christy, it’s this: DATE CIVILIANS! 🤦🏻‍♀️… and lock the green room door 🚪💀. Plus, Erik’s subconscious is still trying to impress Lorne Michaels… even in his dreams...

On this episode of I’ll Tell Ya Dis! , my comedy sister (or as we call each other, my “hersband”), Janice Messitte fills in this Easter weekend for Erik Marino. We kick things off by disrespecting Easter the only way we know how— zero respect 💀😇🐣… then dive straight into the real resurrection story— two seasoned vets in a room full of follower-famous headliners 💀. We talk ageism in stand-up an...

On this week’s episode of I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy and Erik discuss the AI robot that did stand-up at the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin, TX last weekend—and we heard it KILLED 😂… it must've sucked to get upstaged by a Roomba 💀. We also get into Christy’s love of trolling her own comment section (roasting trolls is her new kink 😂💀), and Erik’s toxic texts from wannabe comedians 😒🚩… you’...

On this week’s episode of I’ll Tellya Dis , Christy and Erik dish on Bert Kreischer’s bus going up in flames “for no apparent reason” 😒🚩, a comedy club owner who took “I killed last night” a little too literally 😳, and we reminisce about Dane Cook and Dave Chappelle treating the light like a “suggestion”… for 24 hours straight 🤨. Oh—and SNL casually franchises itself to the UK… ( wait, we’re s...

On this week's episode of I'll Tellya Dis , Erik and Christy discuss the age old question, Remember when the only HR in comedy was “That's a 'YOU' problem”? Well, we sure do 😩. Before cancel culture, comedy clubs had no HR—just chaos, bad decisions and questionable life choices 😭💀. Back in the 90s, if something went sideways the advice was simple: " deal with it" or "toughen up, buttercup"... W...

In the first episode of I’ll Tellya Dis! , comedians Christy Miller and Erik Marino kick things off with a look at the strange rules and culture of comedy clubs. Erik shares the story of getting kicked out of a club Christy was performing at because comics who aren’t on the lineup apparently aren’t allowed to hang around anymore. That leads to a comparison with their time at The Comedy Store , whe...