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ill-advised by Bill Nighy

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A podcast for people who don’t get out much and can’t handle it when they do. A refuge for the clumsy and the awkward. Join Bill Nighy to squander some time as he attempts to answer your questions and dilemmas without actually making things worse. If you have questions about anything – from choosing the right shirt to how to hide at parties, please send us a voice-note via Instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or you can email us contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com There will also be a recommended book and a ‘playlist of the week’ and given that Bill is making this up as he goes along, who knows w...

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Jun 26, 2026

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Episodes

A taste of what is happening in The Back Room 26.06.2026

Bill is off ill-advising duties for the summer but there are all sorts of things happening in The Back Room over on Patreon. If you are missing your weekly dose you can hear Bill giving recommendations, ranking Songs with Speaking in them, answering Back Room members questions and reading Night and Day by Virginia Woolf all summer - visit www.patreon.com/illadvisedbyBillNighy . He'll be back in Se...

He Showers In The Dark 21.05.2026

It's the Season finale! In this episode Bill attempts to answer questions on ear worms, feeling at home in foreign lands, handshake etiquette and school reunions. The episode's playlist is called ‘Songs That, Like, Hound Me...’  and includes: ‘The Kids are Alright’ by The Who  ‘You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go’ by Bob Dlyan  ‘Guilty’ by Randy Newman  ‘When You Awake’ by The...

The Cult Of My Inadequacy 13.05.2026

In this penultimate episode of Season 2 Bill answers questions about manicures, worrying about what you've said, left-handed air guitar playing and what to do on a rainy day. This episode's playlist is called ‘I Used To Be Philosophically Opposed To Bob Dylan Covers, But I’m Not Like That Now’ and includes: ‘Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues’ by Bryan Ferry,  ‘Don’t Fall Apart On Me Tonight’ by Bet...

Hey Babydoll, How's It Hanging? 07.05.2026

How to ask somebody out, becoming a minimalist and hairstyles for men are some of topics tackled by Bill in this episode. This episodes playlist is called: 'Adultery Gets Lonely’   and includes: ‘I've Got News for You’ by Ray Charles  ‘TKO’ by Womack & Womack  ‘Coulda Been You’ by Angie Stone   ‘I Believe To My Soul’ by Van Morrison  ‘Breakfast in Bed’ by Shelby L...

Smoke This And Your Hair Will Grow 30.04.2026

Bill attempts to answer your questions on swimming attire, best dressed rock stars and electrical safety. The playlist in this episode is called 'Not Quite Evening' and includes: ‘Sometimes Always’ by The Jesus & Mary Chain ‘Would You Rather’ by Phoebe Bridges  ‘We Were Cool’ by Lori McKenna  ‘Tim McGraw’ by Taylor Swift  ‘Love Letter’ by Nick Cave and the Bad See...

I Don't Get Out Much 23.04.2026

Shopping for sheets, dancing in the street and being called Bill are just some of the matters addressed in this episode. This episode's playlist is called 'It's ok, I Caught Up On Emails' and includes: ‘Logic Bitch’ by Self Esteem  ‘Blue Randy’ by Beck  ‘My Favorite Picture of You’ by Guy Clark  ‘Galveston’ by Craig Finn  ‘Hurt Me So Good’ by ...

He's Well Tonk 16.04.2026

Masculine flowers, imposter syndrome and making small talk in your socks are some of the topics in this episode. This episode's playlist is called ' Sure There’s Shame In My Eyes But I Still function' and includes: Morning Show - Iggy Pop Maxine - Donald Fagen Desire - Boz Scaggs Roster - Jazmine Sullivan Better Days - Le-Andria Johnson Twinkle - Hether You can find a link to the playlist on...

Just Go Limp 09.04.2026

Bill is back to tackle the pressing subjects of polishing shoes, escaping parties and how to pronounce expresso, sorry espresso. This episode's playlist is called ‘I’ll Hold Your Coat...’ : ‘Breakfast Can Wait’ by Prince  ‘Talkin’ to Myself’ by Sarah Shook & the Disarmers  ‘Louie Louie’ by Iggy Pop  ‘Seventeen’ by Sjowgren ...

Navigate By Dog 02.04.2026

Dog etiquette, cravats, air saxophone solos and sugar addiction are among the subjects addressed by Bill in this episode. This episode's playlist is called 'Instead of School' and includes: 'I’m Tore down’ by Freddie King  ‘Right Place, Wrong Time’ by Dr John  ‘Nutbush City Limits’ by Ike & Tina Turner  ‘Stutter’ by Elastica  ‘Daylight’ by Kellow Rowland (ft. Travis McCoy)&...

All Night Long, All Night Long 26.03.2026

This week on ill-advised Bill tackles dancing, baths vs showers, bespoke suits and we debut our first 'I'm With The Band' submission. This week's playlist is 'Orchestrated Love Swing': 'Lionel Richie' - by The Jack Moves 'Lovers Rock' - by Fun Lovin' Criminals 'What Cha' Gonna Do For Me' by Chaka Khan 'All I'm Missing' by Angie Stone 'Is It Worth It' by Rae Khalil 'Why Do You Keep Calling Me' by S...

It's Always A Genitalia Thing 19.03.2026

Welcome to Season 2 of ill-advised by Bill Nighy! Bill is back to answer your questions and in this episode he tackles restaurant etiquette, Kim Novak's belly button, creative swearing and sock length protocol. We have a brand new feature 'I'm With The Band'. This is where we encourage you to send in the name of your teenage band and maybe some of the lyrics from your signature song and Bill will...

Season 2 is coming soon! 09.03.2026

More ill-advise is on its way, with a new feature too. Season 2 is coming on the 19th of March. You can get in touch via instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Groovemelikeout 11.12.2025

Bill answers your questions on dealing with the heat, social batteries and being bored. This episode's playlist is called 'Groovemelikeout' and it includes: ‘Hook Me Up’ by Johnny “Guitar” Watson  ‘Ain’t That Peculiar’ by Marvin Gaye  ‘I Love Every Little Thing About You’ by Stevie Wonder  ‘Be Thankful For What You’ve Got - Live’ by Orgone ‘Crystal Clear’ by Pharrell Williams ...

Pocket Squares Make Me Uneasy 04.12.2025

Bill attempts to answer your questions on what to do when you forget someone’s name to wearing the colour yellow. This episode's playlist is called ‘Car Keys And A Good Coat’: ‘Blues Party Tonight’ by Denise LaSalle ‘I’m Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down’ by Ann Peebles  ‘Wishful Thinking’ by Conya Doss, B. Golden ‘We Are the Sun’ by SAULT  ‘Put It Down’ by Jazmine Sullivan  ‘Packed Up...

I Am A Moisturising Freak 27.11.2025

Bill answers your questions from how to deal with challenging odours to what to wear on the aeroplane. This episode's playlist is called ‘Dance Tunes For Snake Hips’  ‘It’s About That Walk’ by Prince ‘Good and Strong’ by Sy Smith  ‘Only In It For The Money’ by Jimmy Smith, Dr. John ‘A Rose Is Still a Rose’ by Aretha Franklin ‘Stay - Live Nassau Coliseum ’76’ by David Bowie ‘I Wanna Know’...

Respect My Hustle 20.11.2025

Another slice of Bill's ill-advice from how to cope with early mornings to placating your clean-freak husband.  This episode's playlist is called 'I Forget To Breathe': ‘I’ll Be Your Lover, Too’ by Van Morrison  ‘At Last’ by Aretha Franklin ‘Here I Am’ by Mary J.Blige ‘This Day Is For You’ by Leela James  ‘Thanks To You’ by Boz Scaggs  ‘Call My Name’ by Prince  The playlis...

Don't Forget To Disco 13.11.2025

Bill answers your questions on choosing the right pair of glasses, assimilating into Japanese culture, salsa dancing and the best way to enjoy scones. This episode's playlist is called 'Don't Forget To Disco'; Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up - Barry White  It's A Disco Night (Rock Don't Stop) Pts.1&2 - The Isley Brothers  What' Cha Gonna Do For Me - Chaka Khan Wish I Didn’t Miss You -...

I Am Very Particular About Air Guitaring 06.11.2025

This week on ill-advised by Bill Nighy, Bill discusses 'over-thinking', public speaking and the best song to air guitar to. This episode's playlist is called 'Too Long At The Fair': 'Turn to me' by Lou Reed  ‘Jackson’ by Craig Finn  'Songs She Sang in the Shower' by Jason Isbell  'Ain’t Goin’ To Goa' by Alabama 3 'Blackout' by Ruston Kelly  'New Sensations' by Lou Reed  Yo...

Help! My Horse is Ignoring Me 30.10.2025

Bill is back to answer your questions from how to cook eggs to communing with your horse. This episode's playlist is called 'She Tried to Love You' 'Kyoto' by Phoebe Bridges 'Coyote' by Joni Mitchell 'Go Find Yourself or Whatever' by Carly Rae Jepsen 'Morning Elvis' by Florence and the Machine featuring Ethel Cain 'Don’t Remind Me' by Amber Mark with Anderson .Paak You can find the playlist on Spo...

There's Nothing Wrong with My Custard 22.10.2025

On this week's episode Bill tackles small talk, applications of marmite and how to live a happy life. This episode's playlist is called ' It’s Too Late To Go Home': Mr. Lucky - featuring Robert Cray - John Lee Hooker Black Limousine - The Rolling Stones Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues - Bryan Ferry Why I Sing The Blues - Aretha Franklin Lovers Rock - Fun Lovin' Criminals The playlist can be found on S...

You're Not a Weirdo 16.10.2025

Bill answers your questions from how to cope with sleepless nights to where to buy the perfect shirt. This episodes' playlist is called ‘Country Hurts’ Storm Windows - John Prine  Leavin’ - Shelby Lynne Dying Star - Ruston Kelly Lately I’ve let things slide - Caitlin Rose How Can I Protect You - Alabama 3 - featuring Aslan  This playlist can be found here on Spotify And the book of...

Procrastination At An Olympic Level 09.10.2025

ill-advised by Bill Nighy is an actual thing! Bill is here to answer your questions... from what to do when you don't recognise somebody to his thoughts on clutter. If you are socially adept, there’s nothing really for you here but if you have time to squander, this podcast might just be for you. This episode playlist is called ‘Adultery Soul’ ‘I Wish He Didn't Trust Me So Much' by Bobby Womack ‘W...

ill-advised by Bill Nighy - coming soon! 25.09.2025

ill-advised by Bill Nighy is launching on the 9th of October! Join Bill Nighy to squander some time as he attempts to answer your questions without actually making things worse. This is a podcast for people who don't get out much and can't handle it when they do. It's a refuge for the clumsy and the awkward. If you have questions about anything – from buying the right shirt to hiding at parties, p...

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