If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

After Dark is back… and this time we brought Sam’s ex (or is he?) on to talk about sex 😅 In this episode, we’re answering real questions from a men vs women perspective — no filters, no sugarcoating. From confidence vs skill to what actually makes it good… we said what people usually don’t. Then we take it even further with a chaotic round of Never Have I Ever 👀 This one gets awkward, funny, and...

In Episode 11, we talk about the Athena Strand trial and why this case hits so close to home for us as moms in Texas. We share our reactions to what’s been presented in court, the parts that disturbed us most, and the real conversations we’re having with our own kids about safety, strangers, boundaries, and trusting your gut. This episode is heavier than usual, but it’s an important one.

Did a group of dolphins really kidnap a man for 3 days and force him to help build an underwater city… led by a dolphin named Gerald? Yeah, that’s the story — and we had to talk about it. In this episode, we go down the rabbit hole of one of the weirdest stories we’ve ever seen, plus the very real history of government dolphin experiments, military training programs, and the question nobody seems...

In Episode 9 of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we read wild relationship stories, give brutally honest advice, and react exactly how you’d expect us to. From secret kids and obsessed exes to controlling boyfriends and toxic relationship drama, this episode is chaotic from start to finish. Then we completely derail with a word game that goes off the rails fast. If you like unfiltered conversations, r...

Welcome back to If You Don’t Say It, I Will 😈 This is our After Dark episode, so yeah… viewer discretion is advised. In this episode, we’re breaking down:     •    The DO’S & DON’TS in the bedroom (that nobody is saying out loud 👀)     •    The biggest mistakes people are making     •    What actually makes a difference AND THEN… We read some of the most unhinged, wild, and straight-up quest...

This week on If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we read some of the most unhinged news stories we could find and honestly… we might be the sane ones. From a man faking his own kidnapping to avoid a birthday party, to someone firing a gun at a tornado, to a woman suing GEICO after getting an STD in a car — this episode is full chaos from start to finish. Then we switch gears and put our friendship to the...

Welcome back to If You Don’t Say It, I Will with Sam and Aymee. This week, we’re telling the story of how a simple mission to get a cat for Sam’s sister somehow turned into one of the weirdest trailer park experiences of our lives. What started as “let’s go catch a cat” turned into foil-covered windows, suspicious stares, random kids popping out of nowhere, getting called the cat patrol, and someh...

Relationships aren’t Pinterest boards. They’re messy, loud, evolving, and sometimes confusing as hell. In this episode, Sam and Aymee get real about: • Communication struggles in marriage • Growing at different speeds • Rebuilding trust after hurt • Spark vs. safety • Why commitment is a decision • Finances, faith, politics, parenting & alignment • And what actually keeps a relationship alive...

Welcome to our FIRST After Dark episode… and yes, we went there. 😏 In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will , Sam and Aymee are joined by Sam’s sisters for an unfiltered conversation about men vs women in the bedroom. We talk about: • Why men and women experience sex differently • The “protocol” women wish men understood • Ego, performance pressure, and orgasm politics • Foreplay (and why i...

In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will , we’re talking about the recently unsealed court documents connected to Jeffrey Epstein — and how something labeled “conspiracy” for years suddenly became public record. Before we dive in: We are reacting to publicly released court documents. If a name appears in a filing, that does NOT equal guilt. Association is not conviction. We are not accusing...

Welcome back to If You Don’t Say It, I Will — I’m Sam and I’m Amy, and today we did something that sounded fun… and then immediately became a problem. We asked people from our past (middle school, high school, early adulthood) to send in how they remember us — stories, descriptions, chaos, and a few “oh… so THAT’S my reputation” moments. Some were sweet, some were savage, and some made us realize...

What would happen if our podcast actually blew up? In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we spiral into everything that would absolutely destroy us if we ever became famous — cancel culture, paparazzi catching us in Adam Sandler outfits, fake brand deals we’d never survive, and why being “on” all the time sounds like a nightmare. We also play a chaotic guessing game where we describe fam...

We took a break, life happened, and somehow things got even wilder. In this Season 2 premiere, we’re catching you up on everything: – Buying land and moving into a camper – Surgery, healing, and getting our energy back – Marriage, growth, and figuring shit out in real time – And… a rap battle that probably should’ve stayed off the internet Same shed. Same chaos. Same zero filter conversations — ju...

We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose. From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride. Oh, and a rat literally ran up the wall mid-recording. We screamed. We cried. We might be possessed. Then we played our new favorite game: “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” where we decide if someone’s...

We watched Monsters: The Ed Gein Story and immediately needed therapy — and microphones. This week we break down the wildest parts of the Netflix series, the real Ed Gein story, and play the most chaotic game ever: Would You Survive a Horror Movie? Guest: Rachel (Sam’s sister, aka our chaos twin). Warning: Cackling, adult language, and dark humor ahead. 👻 New episodes every Tuesday — Happy Hallow...

The internet’s wildest feud just hit our microphones. This week, Sam and Aymee dive head-first into the Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj chaos — every tweet, every insult, every “she said WHAT?!” moment. From calling out momma-bear boundaries to laughing through the mess, we give our unfiltered take on the drama that broke the internet. Then, we play our most chaotic game yet — What’s in the Box? — where w...

This week we dove headfirst into some of the *wildest roommate horror stories* we could find — from Craigslist chaos to a Shia LaBeouf-obsessed girl to “WTF did I just read?” Reddit confessions. 🫠 And of course… we brought back our fan-favorite game: **Put a Finger Down** (with questions that might expose way too much about us). ✨ Want YOUR story on the pod? DM us your wildest roommate or “you w...

In Episode 17, Sam and Aymee return from hiatus with a mix of chaos and growth. From Riley Green concert stories and signs that almost worked, to grounding with kids, therapy breakthroughs, and reconnecting with God — the girls dive into their healing era. Then it’s game time: Old Me vs New Me. They test just how “healed” they really are when faced with flirty strangers, crazy exes, and Walmart li...

Our first-ever call-in guest did not disappoint. Sam’s sister Rachel joined us to tell the craziest dating story you’ve ever heard — it starts with a Facebook Dating match and ends with a reveal that left us all speechless. 🚩 From red flags to arcade awkwardness to the jaw-dropping finale, we break it all down and roast her (with love). Then we played Who’s More Likely To: Dating Chaos Edition an...

Sam and Amy swap wild, unfiltered stories about their first nights out after calling it quits on nearly decade-long marriages—and let’s just say their experiences could not have been more different. From crying at Billy Bob’s to full-on revenge partying, flirting with French cowboys who don’t speak English, spontaneous Harley rides in a red dress (no shoes, no underwear), and late-night IHOP disas...

This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib. In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some of which include literal shit art, and forgotten school pickups) to how their parenting styles stack up against the 90s beat-your-ass era. They read a submission from Aymees...

We threw the wildest redneck party of the year — and survived (barely). In this episode, we recap our gender reveal gone right, a white trash kickball bash featuring pregnant strippers and lawnmower races, and end it all with a game of Redneck or Rebellious that exposes way too much. From body shots off Monster Energy tattoos to dip-spit horror stories and missing fingers making surprise cameos… t...

In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee get real about what it takes to finally let go of the things — and people — that don’t serve you anymore. From divorces and dead friendships to haunted trailers and messy sneaky links, this one’s raw, chaotic, and lowkey healing. 🎮 PLUS: We play “How Would You Survive…” and it goes off the rails fast. Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 1:02 Letting go of people, friendsh...

We’re back with unhinged dating horror stories that will have you questioning every man with a tattoo and a truck. From Sam’s ex stealing jackhammers for meth (yes, seriously) to Amy barely escaping a full-blown stalker situation—this episode gets DARK, funny, and brutally honest. Then, we lighten it up with a savage game of Ick or Nah? where we judge men for doing things like clapping when planes...

In this raw and emotional episode, Sam opens up about the truth behind her divorce — from betrayal, broken trust, and raising kids under the same roof as your ex… to choosing herself and healing out loud. Aymee shares her own story of heartbreak and lessons learned, and together they tackle the question: How do you leave someone you still love? 💔 If you’ve ever felt stuck, torn, or betrayed — thi...