If Anyone's Listening

On day 3 of quarantine I took it upon myself to drink 2 4Lokos for the first time on the podcast.  This one was not fun to record and my insides will never be the same.  Hope you enjoy the episode and there are a few advertisements we got buried in there. $ wink wink $

Live from the quarantine I call in my good friend from college, the one and only Brando.  We discuss quarantine, life, and the simpler days as buckwild freshman. Stay safe my friends and loyal listeners. If you're interested in listening to the best song in the world here it is. https://soundcloud.com/mitchlip/a-lap-around-the-trap

This was recorded before I became unemployed and was locked in quarantine.  Please enjoy and use 

Like true professionals we did 2 in a row as if we were in a "Podcast Quarantine" hahah very topical episode bio reference.  Well that's good enough, stop reading this and start listening. Follow them & give them you undying support.  @SkinnyFatDude1 - Devarron Thomas @DANY_Redwine - Dany Redwine @KaitCarmody. Kait Carmody 

This is a star-studded podcast featuring the wildly funny comedians Dany Redwine, Devarron Thomas, and our very own Kait Carmody.  This action packed episode features the notorious Bronx Wednys Drive Thru video,  Chet Hanks, and Kait being a finalist in a comedy competition. GO TO THE FUCKIN WENDYS DUDE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPyhSCAU87Q Follow them  @SkinnyFatDude1 - Devarron Thomas @DAN...

Episode 19 yaherdme.  We actually had notes this time and still didn't end up using them. Please go leave a mean 5 star review so I can get rid of this Amazon Giftcard.  Free Palestine

Kait is back and I promise you this episode does not require a bio. Go follow @KaitCarms and see her at Dr Grins March 11th for Funniest Person in GR

The first minisode of "If Anyone's Listening" where I do an ASMR video of me drinking Miller High Life.  Maybe its performance art, maybe its genius, maybe it sucks.  You live and die by the podcasts you make.

This episode I call into my good friend and colleague "Bumpcontrol" to discuss the internet, Hunter Moore, Twitter, and a series of tangents in usual If Anyone's Listening fashion.  Be sure to go subscribe and leave that mean 5 star review to win a gift card.  Please do that so I can stop asking or else.

Fresh off working 2 jobs and being awake for 20 hours I thought what better time to do a podcast.  I call up Austin and I introduce a new conspiracy theory and discuss celibacy among other things in traditional IAL style.  If you haven't left a 5 STAR REVIEW please do so you can be entered to win an Amazon Giftcard. 

To kick-off 2020 I got a guest guys... Wildly funny comedian Dany Redwine sits down to talk comedy, life, how to beat constipation, with even a short dive into race relations! Exciting stuff going on here folks. Can't thank Dany enough for entering the canon of If Anyone's Listening.  So check her out at a city near you! Find Dany here & #GetDanyRedwineTo5k  IG: dany_redwine 

Well folks, its the final episode of 2019 and I thought I'd figuratively and spiritually end this dogshit year with a podcast about why.  Hopefully you can laugh at my trauma because damnit, I sure am! Please send some positive thoughts to Geraldo Verde since he's shipping off to Vietnam in 20 days.  Thanks for listening and shout out to my listeners in Taiwan! 

As a special treat and my lack of guests, I thought it'd be fun to upload one of the first podcasts I ever did last year before pulling the trigger.  This was recorded during one of the coldest winter vortex's on record last winter.  This one features 2 high school friends and we cover a variety of topics from Vin Diesel, groot, and my days as a teenaged cart pusher.

@KaitCarms is back and we fill you in on one of Michigan's most notorious parties in a post Project X world.  Be sure to give us a 5 STAR rating on iTunes and even send me an email at ifanyoneslisteningpod@gmail.com to let me know you are listening.  I can't promise I will not sell all these emails in the future to improve the efficiency in organ harvesting. Thanks for listening  P.S. no...

Wow folks, it's been 10 episodes already.  Who knew we would make it this far? Everyone said it was impossible but we made it, me and you.  Anyways I call up online figure @Slygnar to celebrate the 10th episode. Thanks folks.

People kept saying we needed "new guests" so I called in my good friend and gamer-in-arms Austin to fulfill my social interaction of the week.  We per usual cover a wide range of irreverent topics from Skyrim to our preferred theater of combat. Fact Check: Of the 219 who died in Operation Desert Storm (212 men and 7 women) 154 were killed in battle and 65 died from non-battle causes. Thi...

A memorable podcast for a forgettable birthday featuring frequent guest Geraldo Verde.  This episode cuts deep and covers everything from smoking chimps, mayo-ass cooking, and mustaches to Tinder's 37 genders.  Plus we announce our #viralmarketing strategy.  If you like podcasts, doesn't even have to be this one- and gift cards boy are you in luck! If you leave a sarcastic and or flat ou...

A couple months ago, I sat down with friend / recording artist / rapper / producer @DELAZOO and we chopped it up on a variety of subjects.  We discuss the early days of YouTube rap, record labels, Twitter, and a bunch of other wildly interesting topics that will leave you so antsy you drive into the car ahead of you on your way to work. Nice. Check out DELAZOO's music on Spotify / iTunes / et...

Geraldo Verde makes a return and we stumble through a variety of topics.  We discuss a blast from the past, IG, my matchmaking abilities, and plan a job for the end of the world, also I bravely doxx my gamertag.   Twitter: @ANY_1_LISTENIN IG: @IfAnyonesListening 

Another late night episode with comedian @KaitCarms as we discuss dating shows, wedding archetypes, and my traumatic days as a delivery driver.  If you're reading this check out the IG at @IFANYONESLISTENING to see very little content.

Comedian and friend of the show Kait Carms (@KaitCarmody) sits down to talk about polyamory, witnessing a drive by, and honestly I don't really remember what else was in the episode so you will have to find out for yourself.  Do people read these anyway?

Well folks, I was going to release a pre-recorded episode with a new guest from the vaults but with all the Joker controversy I figured we'd strike when the iron was hot. #ViralMarketing ! Warning there is spoilers and I'd like to formally thank our new FBI listener!   

I sit down with known Halo 3 team killer and internet ghost Geraldo Verde to crack a few cold ones and reminisce of simpler times.  What more do you want? 

Our podcast journey begins featuring Kait Carms.  Enjoy