If Anyone's Listening

We celebrate the final night in Kait's house that was in our friend group for like 5 years.  We recorded like every early episode here and was crucial in the development of the If Anyone's Listening.  We share some censored stories and reminisce of simpler days. Follow Kait on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/KaitCarmody Follow us on IG https://www.instagram.com/ifanyoneslistening/

I hired an entire orchestra and sound effects team to stimulate the sounds that would occur during a fireside chat with your favorite podcast host and longtime friend, first time guest Justin Green.  We go from war crimes to the service industry in typical IAL fashion.  Oh also Geraldo Verde is here. Instagram https://www.instagram.com/jgreener6/?hl=en Website justingreensmedia.com

Austin, Andy, and Bumpcontrol are back for another action packed episode.  Thanks for listening folks, we got a lot of big things on the way.  Be sure to follow the YouTube page, link below. Empure Media / If Anyone's Listening https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCygV9rX_ezaEW1uOMi2ikig?view_as=subscriber Leprechaun Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ

The hooligans over at The United States State Department back at it with another one of their zany plans! This time it's using video games to trick kids into joining the military.  We analyze that awesome recruitment tool and also brush upon the totally cool deergasm girl of Twitch.  Thanks for listening folks Article here https://theweek.com/speedreads/929599/army-esports-team-like-twitch-co...

We dive into the mind of a white conservative with an apex boomer-brain-rant that went viral on a beach town corndog stand's Facebook page.  It's a chaotic manifesto that takes wild turns across the political compass and also just generally stupid.  I would post the manifesto below but then you couldn't listen to me and my crack team of political analysts breakdown the schizopost.

Well folks, if anyone's listening (lol) sorry for the delay, been having some existential dread on the career trajectory of a podcast and freaked out.  Im cool now and the next podcasts are really good cus we are trying now.  Plus the views had a major dip this month since all of you are getting drunk on boats and having fun outside.  Hopefully you're reading this in the winter and liste...

Geraldo Verde makes his return & tells us of his trip to India while I somehow derail every segment.  He was traveling abroad when corona virus hit and became locked in an Indian hostel called "Castle Namaste" with a group of other foreigners & tells us about his trip.   "Buy the ticket, take the ride."

We do our first joint podcast featuring the fellas from Car Crash.  Did we just start an un-holy union with another fresh podcast?  This one was a blast to make, enjoy. Check out their pod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/car-crash-podcast/id1504360330

Bumpcontrol was back in MI for the weekend so we got in the hot tub, drank 11 beers each and decided to do a podcast.  If I am being totally honest I have no idea what was said in this podcast and am praying nothing was problematic because theres nothing I can do at this point.  The show must go on.  Thanks for listening folks

For episode 40, I call in Michigan to Florida transplant and smooth player Your Cousin, Alex to talk music, surviving the modern hellscape, and about our love of cycling.  Be sure to check out his music on all streaming platforms, but since people are lazy I will graciously drop a link below to his smooth ass music that will make you want to wear leather. We give him our full fledged "If Anyo...

Well we had an absolute grand-slam, genre-bending, hole-in-one, slam dunk, illuminatingly funny, record breaking, number one podcast in the world, ready to go but Austin bailed so we had to do one under the gun.  Rather than research any topics or ideas before the podcast, Andy and I just watched Missy Elliot and Nelly Furtado music videos on FaceTime. Buy some driftwood from Andy  IG: @driftwood_...

Aye O! Live from Al Sabo we record a podcast in the woods and cover quite a few topics that you will understand if you're terminally online like Haba and I.  Hope you enjoy it because I think this is one of the top 5. Check out his Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/ol_haba

Live from my childhood friend's apartment, 6+ beers deep in Kalamazoo, MI we go live on a podcast.  I understand that some "fans" have criticized me for saying we're "going live" when its a pre-recorded podcast because you'd have to be a professional broadcaster such as myself to understand the lingo in the biz.  Either way its a pretty good episode and for sure...

Live from Kait Carm's porch with comedian Colton Beveridge and host of Kava Comedy Night we blast through too much material to list.  So rather than read what you're going to listen, Colton has some homework for you. Check out this video and see it for yourself. https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2019/07/giant-mysterious-creature-recorded-in-lake-michigan-during-a-storm/ Follow him @Cold_Bre...

Another porch episode featuring a very talented recording artist Maliq Jordan.  We were finally able to get this one done and it was filmed on a porch so there is some ambient noises.  Check out "U.N.I" by Maliq Jordan on all digital streaming platforms.  The kid will be a star and thats a IAL promise.   IG: MaliqJordan_1  Listen to his music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4NKOcoo...

Im back on Kait Carm's porch for another late night episode and likely the best episode yet.  Hope you enjoy because we sure did Follow her @KaitCarmody

Live from Wisconsin, Austin & Andy call in for a special day and even more special podcast.  I know that they sound exactly same so just bear with me on this episode.  

This episode features the very funny Brandon Cooley in easily the most intellectual episode thus far thanks to him.  He talks about his ideal society, Tiger King, art, and his days as a camp counselor.   Follow him here https://twitter.com/bc00l_ P.S. The theme song is long on purpose, it's called advertising people.  I'm subconsciously planting the brand name in your head #ViralMarketin...

The hometeam teams up for the first group pod.   Austin, Mxtch__Lxp, Bumpcontrol and I talk about white guy's roasting kryptonite, wypipo, public urination, and a buncha wildly profound shit.  YEA'HERD'MEHH

For episode 30 we call recording artist Von Maur, creator of the EMPURE theme song & shoot the shit.  Plus we have @acidhag (IG) on pod as well.  We started talking music but ended up touching on everything else.  Be sure to leave a 5 star review on iTunes and leave a 5 STAR review. Peace  Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/vonmaur/popular-tracks Twitter https://soundcloud.com/vonmaur Follow th...

Two of the pods closest friends and contributers Austin & Bumpcontrol of "If Anyone's Listening" have joined forces to bring the IAL universe together and forever affect the canon of the show. Wow, talk about a pitch.  Per usual we talk about a myriad of very interesting topics that will leave you eagerly wanting more or not.  Either way a download is a download.

Recording artist, producer, and Carlo's roommate BLVXXKK (@BLVXXKK) is here to talk about his music, contracting COVID-19, beating it, and his upcoming album. Wow talk about content.  Check him out on all social media platforms @BLVXXKK and please go listen to his music in the link below. God bless Listen here http://smarturl.it/ColorWav

Well, I think that's how you spell plural Mitches? more like 2 bitches am I right? Hey-hee sorry for the delayed podcast, as I'm sure anyone listening is fiending for more content.  This podcast was recorded 15 days into quarantine and again- nothing said in this quarantine can be used against me since I was not mentally stable at the time because quarantine.  

My close friend and future famous recording artist Carlo Anthony sat down with me to discuss living in LA and chatted with his friend / photographer @PK.US.  Carlo is the future and was gracious enough give us an exclusive unreleased track that's hidden in the episode.  Twitter @FuckyouCarlo IG @carlodifferent @pk.us 

I call in my ol college pal and xbox live brother-in-arms Mxtch_Lxp and we discuss a hit country song he wrote and I pop off some H-O-T takes.  Nothing I say on this podcast during quarantine can be used against me because that would be ableism as I am losing my mind.  Thanks for listening folks.   Southern Comfort Song https://soundcloud.com/mitchlip/southern-comfort-feat-nathan