Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

As the Idiots sat down to record on Thursday, April 21st, news hit that music icon Prince had passed away. Much of the hour is spent discussing music, with a closing few minutes dedicated to the NY primary and what that means to the election cycle.

Jake gives the giggles regarding Star Wars The Force Awakens.

The Idiots discuss the Panama Papers, and compare the Manson Family to mullets and JNCO jeans. How? Listen and find out.

From one of Nathan's albums, a bit about growing up.

The Idiots discuss the documentary Fantastic Lies, as well as the TV series American Crime Story. They somehow meander off into food courts and The Naked Gun movies, but it's somehow all tied together in the end.

Jake talks about his girlfriend, and her shame in being seen with him.

Comedian Shannon Thompson has taken a "lateral move"--his words--in the world of stand up comedy. Why? Listen and find out. This one ain't pretty...

Jokes.

It's all there in the title... bad movies ranging from Batman v Superman & Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape, to Ted Cruz and his sex scandal. Enjoy.

Jake cracks wise regarding psychics, and their supposed abilities...

This week, the Idiots discuss cutthroat business tactics, the end of Al Jazeera America, and Jake's old stomping grounds in Afghanistan.

Week 3 of Jake not sending in a clip... Nathan traveled to Afghanistan in 2005. This is what he came up with.

Well, Chicago broke the mold when it came to Trump rallies... The Idiots discuss what happened in the Midwest town, and share their thoughts on that nasty mosquito borne infection.

Once again, Jake didn't get any mp3 tracks to Nathan, so Nathan gives his thoughts on how to end mass shootings.

I really have no idea how this podcast works. The Idiots start talking about Jake making dinner, which leads to Gordon Ramsay, which leads to "reality" TV, which somehow beyond all logic leads to one of Nathan's friends putting AA batteries into a woman's butt. Yup. Enjoy.

On the last broadcast, Nathan & Jake said they were going to start posting comedy bumps during the downtime between podcasts. Here's the first, by Nathan, from his album "Only Slightly Offensive."

The Idiots set out to discuss two things: IKEA, and the new law in Michigan, but verbal meandering got the better of them and they ended up comparing JFK to Kurt Cobain.

Jake’s moving in with her girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen. The idiots take a break from the politics and just… well, bullshit. They talk about the Burroughs of NYC, Jake gives relationship advice, the wrist monitor FitBit as well as veganism are mocked, they transition to discussions on Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and how the current politically correct atmosphere suffocates realistic discussion...

Need a nose job, tummy tuck, or eye-widen? Head to Seoul, where there are more plastic surgeons per-capita than anywhere else in the world. South Korea is addicted to plastic surgery, and The Idiots discuss the fixation on this week's episode.

This podcast was recorded a week in advance... the Idiots took stabs at guessing both the victors of the Super Bowl before it was played, and the Iowa Caucuses before they were held. How did they do? Listen and find out.

The Idiots discuss the Iowa Caucus, Donald Trump and his endorser Sarah Palin, Ammon Bundy and his followers, the #OscarsSoWhite controversy, and Cam Newton crying "racism" because people don't enjoy his douchy behavior.

The Idiots meant to talk about Al Jazeera America, or at least that's what was on the docket, but nope... after doing a quick follow up on the idiot militia men in Oregon, they ended up discussing personal experiences involving front businesses for criminal activities. Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are touched upon in the end.

What a week… David Bowie, Alan Rickman, and those two right after Lemmy. The Idiots discuss NFL teams abandoning their cities, the water situation in Flint Michigan, and the freedom fighters in Oregon. (They also take a quick jab at the assholes known as PETA.)

The Idiots discuss all things religious, including a trip to the Forbidden City in China. Then it's a switch to seeing movies in the theater, and sneaking in your snacks.

The Idiots discuss the movies they saw in 2015, as well as compare films today to those of the 1970s. It's also time to talk Star Wars The Force Awakens, as well as shake their heads at billionaire George Lucas.