I Wanna Hate It!

In this episode, we go back to the grim and edgy early 2000s and watch Equilibrium (spelled with one L)! This film is about Grammaton Cleric First Class John Preston, who works in a dystopia for the Tetragrammaton Council of Libria, a totalitarian government that forces its citizens to take a mood suppressing drug daily. Grammaton Cleric John Preston is tasked by Vice-Counsel DuPont with murdering...

In this episode, Alex and Brandon enter the Crime Zone to watch the 1990 television pilot for SUPER FORCE‼ In the dystopian cyberpunk future year of 2020, Zatch Stone is an astronaut who returns to Earth, only to find out that everything has gone to hell in his absence. He soon befriends F.X. Spinner of Hungerford Industries, a mad scientist who wildly misappropriates company funds to eat fancy di...

To celebrate the 25th episode of IWHI, Brandon decides it's time to finally watch a film starring his favorite actor: John Travolta… it's the infamous Battlefield Earf! This blue-tinted, Dutch-angled, center-wipe-filled slop follows human pepper Barry Pepper, a rat-brained peppermorph, aka, a "greener" and future caveman in the year 3,000. He must rebel against the dumbest turbo-capitalist giant s...

In this episode, Alex and Brandon watch the 1989 film "Hold No Bars" starring Terry Bollea as "Rip Thomas," Earth's most popular celebrity/pro wrestler and all-around good guy. Rip is forced to face off against Tiny Lister as the terrifying "Zeus," the world's scariest man, in a no-bars-held fight to the death in a world where pro wrestling is real and evil CE...

In this episode, our objective is to reconnoiter the 1992 action blockbuster Universal Soldier, plan our attack, and issue orders judging whether or not we wanna hate it—by no later than 0800 hours. Supervising the edit of this episode is USMC Sergeant Pomorski, Alex C. He is taking point on this mission. Questions to be answered are: how convincing are Jean-Claude Van Damme (Belgian) and Dolph Lu...

In this spicy episode, our hosts Brandon and Alex go to Bollywood! We break down 1975's Sholay , a pioneering classic masala film of epic proportions about two crooks (Veeru and Jai) with hearts of golden Holi powder, who must save the village of their former jailor, Thakur. Along the way, they meet interesting characters, such as: Basanti (who never shuts up), Gabagool (an evil bandit leader), So...

In this episode, we watch an edgy movie about home invasion that intentionally wants to make us feel bad for watching it. Sounds miserable, right? Well, yeah, but maybe that's the point . Maybe you just don't get it , man… but that begs the question, do Alex and Brandon GET IT? Tune in to find out! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWH...

In this episode, we follow the adventures of a happy-go-lucky gaggle of little rascals as they get up to some silly hijinks in outer space, encounter some grumpy extraterrestrials and robots on a space station, and get up to all sorts of mischief! In space, can no one hear you podcast? Tune in to find out! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also...

In this episode, we watch Ryan Rye nolds (known to some as Marvel Jesus) and Huge Jacked Man as they visit the ghosts of franchise past, break the fourth wall, and take full advantage of that R-rating. Can this unlikely buddy cop duo save the MCU? Tune in to find out! *** Hosts: Alex & Arden | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@...

In this episode, we watch the DCEU/Snyderverse implode as walking, talking, running, choking PR disaster Ezra Miller travels through spaghetti time to meet himself and cause catastrophic retrocausal changes to the timeline. Henry Cavill's Superman is replaced with Sasha Calle's Supergirl, Batfleck is replaced with Keaton-Batman, fans are sure to be serviced, and the CGI is sure to be chees...

In this episode of IWHI , we watch 1993's fourth biggest film featuring Dinosaurs, Carnosaur!¹ Can this Creature Feature about a wildlife-hating night watchman single-handedly taking on a government-backed corporate mad scientist and her scheme to replace humanity using a dinosaur virus stand on its own, or is it doomed to always be nothing more than "1993's 'other' dinosaur m...

In this episode of IWHI, we watch the 1991 tokusatsu film about genetic violence, The Guyver! Will we find out who the Guyver is? Will the movie settle on being serious, silly, or have tonal ignorance? Is this film the lowest point in Mark Hamill's career? Tune in to find out! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https://ww...

In this episode of IWHI, Arden and Alex review the second Batman movie of the podcast, Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin! Can Clooney Batman with his Batnipples, smug smirk, stupid sidekicks and endless shots of grappling hooks compare to the grimdark emo Bob Bats from The Batman (2022)? How cool are Mr. Freeze's ice puns? Is the audio quality on this episode tolerable enough for you—th...

In this episode of IWHI, we review the long-awaited sequel to Super Mario Bros. (1993): The Super Mario Bros. Movie Part 2 (2023)! Can an unenthusiastic Crisp Rat, Seth Rogan with a stupid laugh, and the rest of the new voice cast live up to the prequel’s precedence of acting excellence set by Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo? How faithful to the video game source material is this 92 minute computer...

Are you ready to PLUNGE? Are you ready to dive in goomba-cannonball style to Episode 13 of your favorite Podcast IWHI? Well get ready to break some bricks and eat some Crisp Rat as we de-evolve into 1993's Super Mario Bros. Bob-Ombs AWAY and don't forget to like and share! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Brandon *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https:/...

Are you ready to step up and into the ''Soldier Zone''? Do you have enough FEAR...and...DISCIPLINE to match up to Kurt Russell's hair? This Episode covers 1998's Soldier with Kurt Russell! It's an action movie...that's it! Question is though, did we Love it, Hate it, or think it's Cheesey!? Tune in to find out! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by:...

Hello IWHI Heads! We bring to you episode 11! This episode follows a ''gutter art'' cult film, 1997's Gummo! More like Gum"NO" am I right? (Queue Laugh Track). If you've never seen this ''film'', you're in for a treat because we can tell you if you should or not! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Brandon *** IWHI ON THE WEB: •...

For the Xth episode of I Wanna Hate It, Alex has gone on an all-out editing bonanza in celebration of IWHI's entrance into the double digits! Although this is the longest episode thus far, the original runtime before editing was 5 hours, 21 minutes and 9 seconds , so you're getting only the good stuff!  In this episode we discuss the fantasy/sci-fi/arthurian legend/throw-everything-in-a-bl...

In this episode of IWHI, Alex and Arden review eccentric genius auteur Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call: New Orleans . Nicolas Kim Coppola, master thespian, portrays a homicide detective as he leaps into shallow water to rescue a drowning prisoner and is promoted for extreme valor in the line of duty (Good Lieutenant!)...  ... but in doing so he irreversibly injures his spine. The...

"Life...finds a way'' - Jeff Goldblum/Ian Malcom. On this episode, we find our hosts embarking on an epic journey of giganotosaurus proportions. This jurassic enjoyment is about a movie that the hosts BOTH want to love but also are unsure due to it's potential plot blunders. Will they agree and say that they hate it, love it, or find it CheEsY? Thank you for your support with this podcast it is gr...

BloooOOOODDDD....ffFFREEEeeeaaakkk... You just gotta tune into this one folks, we delve into 1972's Blood Freak and give our take on this wacky horror filled film. *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Brandon *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • Contact us: ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠iwannahateit@gmail.com⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠...

We take on the 2nd round of bats as we watch "Bob Bats'' - Robert Pattinson AKA Robby P, AKA Bob Pa, AKA Patty Ro, AKA ok I'll stop...In 2022's "The Batman''. What will this generation of Batman be like...? Will we hate it? Tune in to find out , but hold onto your horses because "Bob Bats" is in the driver seat of The Batmobile in this one! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Brando...

We watch Jared Pedo play a cowardly character named Moooorbius! He wants to die so I would say he wants to hate it too...anyhoo, enjoy the pedosode..oops I mean EPISODE! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Brandon *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • Contact us: ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠iwannahateit@gmail.com⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaH...

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Alex and Brandon watch Old Boy the 2003 film. This episode is especially long but for good reason as the movie is 2 hrs and can be confusing at times. Find out on this episode if the hatred stays or maybe it gets redeemed. *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Brandon *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • Contact us: ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠iwan...