I Should Totally Be Dead Right Now

I Should Totally Be Dead Right Now Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 100 episodes

We tell true stories of survivors of true crime, natural disasters, and everything else in between. On this bi-weekly podcast, we tell new stories each episode along with discussions and a little banter. We have a special drink each time, so grab a glass and join us! Let’s cheers to these amazing survivors as they should totally be dead right now.

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I Should Totally Be Dead Right Now

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 128: Hard Hits 25.09.2023

This week we talk about the Patel family. They are coming home from visiting family when their car goes over the cliff. Luckily everyone survives, but was this intentional? We also talk about Hayden McGlinn, a football player who gets hit in the head. He passes out and is having a hard time waking back up. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the Week: Pickle Martini and Pickle Backs 

Episode 127: Pull Up 11.09.2023

This week we talk about Laura Jastre, heading to a friend's house with two others. The pull up to the house where an acquaintance they know open fires at them. We also talk about 11 year old Alex Nicholas. Flying in an air balloon when they crash land, but the pilot falls out and the balloon takes off again. Alex has to fly the balloon all by himself. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the...

Episode 126: Not Sure What Tomorrow Brings 28.08.2023

This week we talk about the tough jobs of flight attendants. Several stories of flight attendants that had to confront unruly passengers and put their lives on the line. We also talk about Karp Lykov and his family. They lived in isolation in the Siberian wilderness, living off the land for over 40 years. Listen to how they survived now!   Drink of the Week: Lavender Gimlets 

Episode 125: Living in Pain 15.08.2023

This week we talk about Gracia Burnham, celebrating their 18th wedding anniversary with her husband when they get kidnapped from their resort. We also talk about Victoria, a 26 year old who suffers from a headache. Her family makes her go to the hospital when this headache lasts for three days straight and she got to the hospital just in time. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the Week: Fr...

Episode 124: Magnetic Chemistry 31.07.2023

This week we talk about Jeff and Becky Ponto. A couple asleep in their bed when a man breaks in and starts hitting both of them in the head with a hammer. We also talk about Daniel, a three year old with a stomach ache. The doctors say it's a stomach bug, but when his symptoms are getting worst they have to figure out what is causing him to go downhill. We also apologize for the audio issue we hav...

Episode 123: No One Left Behind 17.07.2023

This week we talk about Li and Wang, a married couple sitting down to watch their show when their building starts to shake. Barley having time to reach the bathroom, the whole apartment building collapses and they are now trapped. We also talk about seven teenage boys that are completing their survival training in Alaska. They come face to face with a 7 foot grizzly bear that attacks them without...

Episode 122: Bravery 03.07.2023

This week we talk about the Turpin family. The parents have thirteen children and consistently abuse them. The children don’t go to school, bathe or have access to food. After years of abuse and being chained  to their bed, one sibling gets the course to jump out their bedroom window and calls for help. We also talk about Eric Merda, a man attacked by an alligator. His arm is severed and is lost i...

Episode 121: What’s the Motive? 19.06.2023

This week we talk about Morgan Scott, a young woman driving to work and gets hit by another car. The driver tries to flee and she takes a photo of the car. The driver backs up and runs her over. We also talk about Terry Jo, an eleven year old sailing with her family on vacation. In the middle of the night she hears yelling and the ship is sinking. She sees that her mother and brother are dead and...

Episode 120: Keeping Hope 05.06.2023

This week we talk about Abby Hernandez, a teen walking home from school and accepts a ride from a friendly looking man. Within minutes he pulls out a gun and kidnaps her to a shed 30 miles away. We also talk about Darcy Bishop. She is a caretaker for her brothers who have cerebral palsy. Hurricane Ian hits Florida and they are trapped in their home as water is pouring in. Listen to how they surviv...

Episode 119: Just A Little Claustrophobic 22.05.2023

This week we talk about Matt Mina, a teenager enjoying a beach day with friends and family. They dig a 6ft hole in the sand and as Matt was continuing to dig, the hole collapses and buries him alive. We also talk about Jason Storie, a caver climbing down a 300ft deep cave with a group of friends. It starts to rain and certain spots of the cave are starting to fill up trapping him below. Listen to...

Episode 118: A Bloody Episode 08.05.2023

This week we talk about Donna Ongsiako, a mother living on a flower farm in the middle of nowhere. Late one night she is face to face with a stranger at her door with a 10 inch knife. She gets stabbed several times and is losing blood fast. We also talk about Dana Reinhardt. She takes her grandmother to a garden party for the ACLU of Southern California. Her grandmother falls and she begins to ble...

Episode 117: Nature, You Scary 24.04.2023

This week we talk about Susan King, a 62 year old foraging for mushrooms in her backyard. She sees a new kind of mushroom she is not familiar with, but decides to try it anyways. In less that 24 hours, she is in the hospital fighting for her life. We also talk about friends Robyn Bodine and Tracie Shoe, who go to New Mexico on a birthday trip. They take the scenery routine to the airport, but the...

Episode 116: Young Bravery 10.04.2023

The week we talk about Michael Bisping, a former UFC fighter who at 17 years old survived an intruder that pepper sprayed and dosed him in gasoline. We also talk about Brandon Leseberg, a father who jumps into a well to save his young son. He quickly learned that they were both stuck in freezing water. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the Week: Drunk Bunny

Episode 115: Shocking Heroes 27.03.2023

This week we talk about Samantha Richards, a young woman talking to her friend outside. The next thing she remembers is waking up across the street not realizing that she was just electrocuted. We also talk about two different heroes saving lives. One saves three teens from drowning and the other saves his dog from a bear attack. Listen to how they survived now!   Drink of the Week: The Bob Marley

Episode 114: When Things Fall Through 13.03.2023

This week we talk about Brendan Casey, a business owner with his best friend. An investor meeting did not go as planned and Brendan's friend becomes inconsolable and leaves. Brendan goes home to find his friend waiting for him with a baseball bat. We also talk about Dan Human, a backpacker taking a solo trip through an unbroken trail in the snow. He comes across a two log bridge and starts to cros...

Episode 113: Drugged and Dropped 27.02.2023

This week we talk about Gina Kershaw, a woman who was enjoying her alone time with a nice glass of wine at a local bar. After the bartender brings her a free glass of wine, she wakes up in an alley! We also talk about Henry Grant, a teenager hiking with his mother. He sees an older woman looking over the side of a cliff and then she falls! He starts his descent to try to save her. Listen to how th...

Episode 112: Valentine’s Day Luck 13.02.2023

This week we talk about Erica Diaz, a mother and a singer. She helps her daughter with handmade Valentine's Day cards, but the clean up gets messy. A piece of glitter gets stuck into Erica's eye and as the days go by it only gets worse. Now she is she to make decisions before this glitter takes her life. We also talk about Sue Nixon a woman heading to get coffee. She gets to the side of the road w...

Episode 111: Consumed by Fear and Snow 30.01.2023

This week we talk about Jack Gershman, a 15 year old off-roading with his father. When they stopped to get their bearings, a man on an ATV pulls up and starts shooting at them. They take off, but Jack is now alone in the woods. We also talk about Ken Scott and his group of friends. They all go skiing on the more experienced slope when an avalanche happens. Luckily one friend is not buried and star...

Episode 110: Disaster Diva and Boy’s Trip 16.01.2023

This week we talk about Maryann Bruce who is deemed "The Disaster Diva". Throughout her lifetime she has had seven close calls with death including, a terrorist attack, plane crash, an avalanche and more. We also talk about three friends Jim Farrington, Sean Royston and Tolan Annis, who went kayaking on Lake Superior. The weather turned ugly fast and they were fighting six foot waves trying to get...

Episode 109: Heart Stopping Christmas Crime 19.12.2022

This week Caitlyn talks about a medley of four different crime stories that happen around Christmas. Michelle tells a story about Laura Badger, a woman who suffered from four heart attacks while celebrating Christmas with her family. Listen to how they all survived now! Drink of the Week: Jingle Juice  

Episode 108: Don’t Choke Under Pressure 05.12.2022

This week we talk about Simon Hattenstone, a reporter in the UK. After a rough interview he goes to get a bite to eat. While talking to his colleague he starts to choke on a piece of naan. Now in a panic the room starts to spin while people watch as he turns blue. We also talk about Darren Harrison, riding on a single engine plane from a fishing trip. The pilot experiences some trouble and passes...

Episode 107: A Dirtbag and More Dirt 21.11.2022

This week we talk about Victoria Cillers, a skydiving instructor taking a jump after one year to have a baby. Both of her parachutes fail as she falls 4,000 feet to the ground. It is discovered that someone tampered with her gear! We also talk about Sheri Niemegeers and Gabe Rosescu. They are taking a road trip when they are hit by a mudslide. They tumble down 900 feet and find themselves injured...

Episode 106: Jumping Cactus and Quicksand 07.11.2022

This week we talk about Lyle Odelien, a retired NHL player. He goes to a golfing trip with friends, but gets attack by a jumping cactus. After he goes home he begins to develop flu like symptoms and ends up in the hospital. We also talk about Ryan Osmond, an avid hiker. While going on an eight mile hike he finds himself sinking in quicksand. Listen to how they survived now!   Drink of the Week: Cr...

Episode 105: Haunted Skinwalkers 24.10.2022

This week is our Halloween episode! We talk about multiple encounters of Skinwalkers in the dark. We also talk about Robin and John's haunted house. When they moved into their new home small things began to happen, however, they did not tell one another because they thought it was all in their heads. Once they started making changes to the house, the activity became frightening! Listen to how they...

Episode 104: A Dangerous Ride 10.10.2022

This week we talk about Briley Reynolds, a six year old enjoying the day at the fair. She gets on the Ferris wheel with her sister and friend, but when a piece of the ride rusts away they are now tipping. We also talk about Alexei Leonov, a cosmonaut doing a spacewalk. His suit becomes inflated with the vacuum of space and is unable to get back into the spacecraft. Listen to how they survived now!...

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