I Should Totally Be Dead Right Now

I Should Totally Be Dead Right Now Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 100 episodes

We tell true stories of survivors of true crime, natural disasters, and everything else in between. On this bi-weekly podcast, we tell new stories each episode along with discussions and a little banter. We have a special drink each time, so grab a glass and join us! Let’s cheers to these amazing survivors as they should totally be dead right now.

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I Should Totally Be Dead Right Now

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 203: 4th of July 06.07.2026

This week we talk about Jason Pierre-Paul. A football player for the Giants, who was having a big 4th of July celebration. One of the fireworks was having issues lighting up, but finally went off in his hand! Listen to how he survived now! Drink of the Week: Citrus Splash

Episode 202: Him or Me 29.06.2026

This week we talk about Sabret, a propane delivery driver. She is delivering to a new house when she sees a man staring at her. The man leaves and she goes to do the delivery. As the propane is is filling up she feels an arm around her neck. The same man before is now choking her. This is where she begins to fight back as hard as she can. Listen to how she survived now! Drink of the Week: Sinless...

Episode 201: Fighting Fathers 22.06.2026

Happy Father's Day! This week we talk about several dads that threw caution to the wind when it came to their kids. As they are enjoying their day together, wild animals attacked the kids and these dads were not about to lose the fight. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the Week: Angostura Colada   

Episode 200: The Special 15.06.2026

This week we talk about Lenore Wirtz, a mother working alone at a women's clothes shop. Right before closing, a man comes in to purchase some clothing but attacks her instead. He drags her to the stockroom and her fight for survival begins. We also talk about a crew of men out at sea 200 years ago. A sperm whale attacks their boat and now they have to survive with limited supplies. Listen to how t...

Episode 199: Double Trouble 08.06.2026

This week we talk about Nina and Kim Devore, Sister in laws staying in a cabin with their families for a vacation. The two women wake up early for a hike before breakfast. As they were heading back, they see something in the corner of their eye: a man in full camouflage with a knife. Now it is a fight for their lives. Listen to how they survive now! Drink of the Week: Blackberry Mojito  

Episode 198: Naked and Afraid 01.06.2026

This week we talk about Lisa Ferris, a young woman who gets mixed up with the wrong people. She does not want to burglarize a home so she runs into the woods. She hears two men talking about killing her to keep quiet so she runs further in. Unfortunately she is now alone in the woods, legally blind and now naked. Listen to how she survives now! Drink of the Week: Pain Killer   

Episode 197: Attacked Twice 25.05.2026

This week we talk about Karli Butler, a young woman starting graduate school. What she did not know was her boyfriend's criminal history. He pissed off someone, but instead of going after him they go after her. They wait for her in the parking garage and attack her. She survives, but a few months later she has to fight for her life again. Listen to how she survived now! Drink of the Week: The Best...

Episode 196: A Huge Mammer Jammer 18.05.2026

This week we talk about Lydia Angiyou, a mother living in a remote village in Quebec. She is watching her child play with the other children outside. She sees off in the distance a polar bear charging towards the kids. She runs out to fight the bear bare handed. Listen to how she survives now! Drink of the Week: Strawberry Watermelon Kiss 

Episode 195: Yellow Pudding 11.05.2026

This week we talk about Deborah Prum. A woman who goes through two near death experiences in her life. Each one made her have different out of body experiences. One with complications with her pregnancy and the other in a car accident. Listen to how she survived now! Drink of the Week: Dark and Sunny   

Episode 194: Kidnapped By Bigfoot 04.05.2026

This week we talk about Albert Ostman, a man going in the mountains to look for gold. He notices that something is going through his camp at night. One early morning Albert is grabbed in his sleeping bag and carried by a large entity. When he is finally put down he comes face to face with Bigfoot. Listen to how he survives now! Drink of the Week: Neapolitan 

Episode 193: The Correct Decisions 27.04.2026

April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month and we talk about Laura's story. She is out with her friends having a great time. Near the end of the night, Laura is intoxicated and decides it is time to go home. She calls a taxi to get home safely, but that taxi driver is the opposite of safe. Listen to how she survives now!   Drink of the Week: Budget Margarita 

Episode 192: Mount Everest 20.04.2026

This week we talk about Frank Smith. He wants to be the the very first person to reach the top of Mount Everest. The harsh conditions make it difficult and he is not sure if he can make it. Listen to how he survived now! Drink of the Week: Michelle's experiment.....Champagne and Water

Episode 191: Oklahoma City Bombing 13.04.2026

This week we talk about the Oklahoma City bombing. We follow the story of Amy Downs, a credit union worker that works at the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building. Around 9am a bomb goes off destroying a third of the building. Listen to how she survived! Drink of the Week: Hugo Spritz

Episode 190: Uhhh Officer? 06.04.2026

This week we talk about Andres Mihavecz, a teenager in a holding cell while his friend is being questioned. Unfortunately he is forgotten about and sits there for days. He has no food, water, or any communication out. Listen to how he survived! Drink of the Week: Spicy Peach Lemonade (Michelle's way) 

Episode 189: A Failed System 30.03.2026

This week we talk about Tracey Morgan, a young woman working at the Naval base. She befriends a coworker who is a bit of a loner. Shortly after she begins to see him everywhere she goes. He starts parking outside her house and her personal items begin to disappear and reappear at work. This is just the beginning of years of stalking Tracey has to endure. Listen to how she survived now! Drink of th...

Episode 188: A Taken Opportunity 16.03.2026

This week we talk about Cindy Paulson, a seventeen year old who gets into the car of a serial killer. She finds herself handcuffed and tied to a coffee table. She knows she has to find a way out before getting on a plane with this psychopath. We also talk about the origin story of St. Patrick. He was enslaved and taken to Ireland where he spent six years before his escape. Listen to how they survi...

Episode 187: Small But Mighty 02.03.2026

This week we talk about Steven Rice. A family man taking a jog, when a small rock gets into his shoe. That small wound will make him end up in the E.R. fighting for his life. We also talk about the Jigsaw Puzzle Club, a group of prisoners in World War II that would get maps smuggled into the prisons. These would help them escape and save their lives! Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the W...

Episode 186: Saint Valentine's Day 16.02.2026

This week we talk about the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. We take a deep dive into the history and what happened in the investigation. Who was responsible? Who survived? We cover it all! We also talk about a couple going on a Valentine's Day hike in the snow. They quickly realize they got off the path and are lost. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the WeeK: Raspberry Paloma 

Episode 185: A Step Too Far 02.02.2026

This week we talk about Michael Brewer, a 15 year old being bullied by a few classmates. One day at his apartment complex the bullies take it a step too far and light him on fire. We also talk about Darryle Jacob See, a runner out for a jog. He had his music at full volume, so he didn't see or hear the train approaching at over 100mph. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the Week: Green Tea...

Episode 184: Overcome 19.01.2026

This week we talk about the McDonough family. The daughter leaves the backdoor unlocked for her brother when he comes home late. This night a different person enters the family's home and is harmed with several knives. We also talk about Cliff Young, a 61 year old farmer. He hears about Australia's ultra marathon, which is 544 miles long. He goes into the race with zero prep or plan. Listen to how...

Episode 183: A New Me 05.01.2026

Happy New Year! This week we talk about Prosper, a young man who gets into the wrong crowd after his father is killed. On the anniversary if his death, he gets into a fight that turns almost fatal. We also talk about Matthew Greene, a man trying to better himself for the New Year. He goes to the Cairngorm plateau to get a workout in. Unfortunately the weather turns quickly and he gets lost in a bl...

Episode 182: Christmas Vacation 22.12.2025

This week we talk about Nicole and Diana Schoo. Two young girls, 9 and 4 years old, are left home alone at Christmas as their parents go on vacation. We also talk about a group of friends going skiing on Christmas Eve. While they are enjoying the day, an avalanche surprises them. After a quick headcount they are missing two people. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the Week: Holiday Italia...

Episode 181: Christmas Cave 08.12.2025

This week we talk about the Tiede family. Every year for Christmas they go to their remote cabin to celebrate. After a day of shopping the family comes back to two young men robbing them. We also talk about Johann Westhauser, a cave explorer who is in the deepest cave in Germany. After a rock falls on his head, he has to find a way back above ground. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the W...

Episode 180: Florida 17.11.2025

This week we talk about Alex Vega, a business owner who has competition. These two men have been rivals for years until Alex has a hit put out on him. We also talk about Carter Viss, a young msn snorkeling in the ocean. Unfortunately a boat going 50 mph does not see him in time. Listen to how they survived now! Drink of the Week: Dirty Apple Cider   

Episode 179: Punching Ghosts 03.11.2025

This week we talk about Christy Martin, a famous boxer that hid her identity and married her boxing coach. He was abusive and isolated her until she got the courage to leave. That is when things turned almost deadly. We also talk about James and Westy, friends going to a wedding. After having car problems they stay in a cabin where a ghost is not thrilled having guests. Listen to how they survived...

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