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Sam is calling a spade a spade! She informs Lisa she is egotistical which has Lisa responding 'you jerk'. Egotistical might have been harsh but self-centred lands well! The GenX game hangman lands differently in 2024. Tim's cream cheese to bagel ratio good or bad? When did breakfast become the most expensive meal when eating out? Will the fake fan take on not two but four fantasy baseball leagues?...

When you fail the I am not a robot picture test and it makes you feel stupid, all you think is hey dumb dumb try another one! Have you ever tried on an imaginary dick? Valentine's day yay or nay? Should a Vday gift stress you out? Can you guess who applied to be Canada's pancake tester? Are we all Taylor and Travis'd out? Are you a rule breaker or follower? Do tits really go up and should the fake...

Big baby Lisa was a big whiny mess as she shared her sickness. Her rational was prior to Covid nobody cared about a cold. She's lucky it ain't covid! The weather doesn't know which way it's going but Paris Hilton is convinced she is going to save Pop music. Huh? What's up with all the carry on luggage? Are we done complaining about TSwift and the NFL? How much does Lisa love the McRib, enough to w...

Did you know that Nancy is the new Karen for the over 55+ crowd? Lisa and Sam got a ‘I got this Nancy’ when they reacted to a car narrowly missing their rental car. Initially too shocked to return a snarky reply, those snappy comebacks came flying after the fact! Do you make friends at the airport and should yoga be done waiting for your meds? Are you a yoga pants and running shoe traveler? Do you...

Lisa wonders when she stopped liking burgers. She wants to go back to burgers but it's a bun issue and really, it's just a burger. Who knew a person could be judgemental about burgers! Do you creep other people's email? Can the presence of a woman alter the outcome of a sports game? Do DIY shows give people false hope about their skills? Can anything be trusted? Are you smart or are you wise? Boy...

Can a sweatshirt transform your life? Would you wear it without a bra and buy it two sizes too big? If you said yes, you too need Lisa's Lazy sweatshirt. Would you split your winnings with your longtime BFF? Do you ever wonder if people stand on toilets to pee? How many selfies does it take to get a good one? What's up with foot fetishes and what would yoga room spray smell like? Do only Moms wear...

Mother Nature has launched her assault and all we can say is winter sucks! We now have a hella of alot of snow and it's f**king freezing! It is just the meanest joke ever played! Does deodorant have an expiration date and is cereal soup? What song lives rent free in your head? Are comedians the best choice to host awards shows? Will taking deep breaths get you through 2024? Anyone else think Gypsy...

Let's polar plunge baby! It will be fun, she says, it will be quick, she says! It's a hell no from Sam because Lisa has zero follow thru and would leave her hanging! Do you like your bananas limp or hard? Are 80's bands making a comeback and do you have a guilty pleasure TV show? Can a month of junk food kill you and how long can a hot flash last? Does the color brown spark joy and is their medi c...

Do you worry about becoming a sloth? The ladies think each other could be a good sloth. People like sloths, they take care of them and cater to them. Perfect lifestyle change for Lisa! Does resisting a new fancy Apple watch show personal growth and should there be a Christmas do-over when the snow finally arrives? Lisa's curiosity has gotten her unwanted attention and what comes after Hallmark hol...

There is a new addition to the Boom Baby franchise, it's a backyard skating rink and boozy cocoa stand! Booze and skates what could go wrong! Does your chapstick, chapstick and who knew we needed a tampon song. Can Lisa stick to her resolutions this year and still celebrate the dutchie coming back to Tim's? Is a Dollar Store better or worse than Walmart or Superstore? Would you make a good juror?...

Lisa claims Sam is copying her look, the subtle side bang. Its hard to see that side bang as it's a bit more nonexistent rather than subtle. #subtle side bang The weather is more spring than winter and its wrecking Christmas traditions. Yikes! Is a mocha coffee the ugly baby of hot chocolate and coffee? Should candles look like real desserts and is anyone up for one man pickleball? Can you shame a...

In the hierarchy of hoarding, where does a reusable bag hoarder land? Sam thinks those who hoarded plastic bags have now become a reusable hoarder. It's a vicious cycle we can’t escape! See ya Mariah there is a new gal in town, right Peggy! Will Lisa find the McRib in Toronto and are ugly Christmas sweaters still trendy? Will Sheila save Christmas baking and has Lisa mastered the cake mix? Will Mc...

Lisa asks, 'do you think we could work together in Santa's workshop'? Sam's response is no because she would end up doing all the work! This leads both to declare 'no I'm the boss'! However, Sam does have a solution; work in different areas of Santa's workshop. Perfect! Lisa is concerned about Sam's sheepdog bangs and has figured out why she is always late. Are you time blind? Should the airlines...

Lisa wonders if there is any plausible response to a message that ends with 'thanks for understanding'. What if you don't understand but realise thats code for don't ya dare reply back! WTF Sam is concerned that donuts are going to drive Lisa to boycott clothes. Sam proves you can appreciate sports from afar and still know who won the game! Did you know Starbucks is witchcraft and 90's home decor...

Lisa has her judgement pants on as she declares Sam is obsessed with finding decorations for her Christmas tree. Does your tree need a tree? Yes, yes it does Lisa if it makes Sam happy! Do you remember the Christmas oranges of your youth, what happened to them? Will Sam watch the Eagles vs Chiefs game this Sunday? No, it's not for TSwift, it's for the Kelce brothers! Why do we make noises now when...

Lisa thinks they need to start working on the 'pod' part of their friendship. Sam disagrees! To start that process Lisa wants to give Sam the gift of friendship which is a t-shirt with her face on it! Ummmm, no! Have you talked to bananas recently and does anyone wordle anymore? Do your pillows have you in pillow purgatory? Is the puffy coat designed to make you feel puffy? Are bagels and V8 a bri...

Do we know if a pig is happy in shit? The phrase 'happy as a pig in shit' seems to suggest they are but Lisa is not convinced they are. If shit does make them that happy, is there something to it? Does your mood affect your walking speed and are you pro new Holiday songs? Does it matter if Wendy's fries are better than McDonald's? Did you wear plastic bread bags inside your boots to keep your feet...

What do you find cringe worthy? Lisa thinks it's talking to dogs in a baby voice and Sam cringes at how some people pronounce the word important. Did you know that you can gauge the weather by how fast Lisa walks? Did you know that static electricity is the cousin of lightning? Can you become a godparent for a pigeon's babies? Does God have time to message you and look after the big things? What G...

GenX we have a question for you, did your bathroom contain carpet and a dressed up toilet? If you said yes, you had an 80s Bathroom too! Every available inch of that toilet was covered in fuzzy fabric, and we can't forget the dribble mat! Lisa blames the Wiggles for ruining 'Head, shoulders, knees and toes'. Do you think Saskatchewan has more weed shops or Tim Hortons? Do Brittany and Jada go too...

Lisa tempts Sam with a pumpkin carving contest. It starts as an innocent conversation about cheating, use of stencils when it takes a sudden turn and Lisa declares it a pumpkin conspiracy! Sam's plan has finally worked! How do you sing the song Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes? Would you shake your head at an email signed only with an initial or how about unnecessary small talk in an elevator? GenX...

It's never a good day when you get a water slide wedgie. Ouch! The take away from this is to follow the rules so you don't have to get your vagina replaced! However, a warning sign indicating women might lose their vagina might be helpful! Is Tay Tay and Travis for real or for show? Do cool temperatures make you a fierce fall walker? Is someone else's mail your responsibility? Was picture day the...

Lisa is shaking her head at crocs with socks! All she does is judge, judge no matter what! Lisa has a cold and hates that she has to justify her cold while Sam shames Lisa's handwashing tendencies. Both have I shake my heads about public washroom etiquette, and as Sam says were they born in a barn? Jerry Seinfeld was good but can you guess what they both remember in great detail from the show? One...

Lisa is a jump in and judge kinda gal while Sam is more of a let's see what happens gal. Sorry Sophie Turner but Lisa is taking Joe's version of events! Will the Russian Twist exercise get rid of your menopausal belly? Do you shake your head at cars with dirty back windows and big pockets on a woman's blouse? Would you try out a two bite diet and is a cross body really a cross booby? Could you cut...

When Lisa starts off 'I need you to be open minded' nothing good comes from that statement. She is concerned that Sam doesn't have pictures on her walls so let's paint some! Hard pass for Sam! Do you give a shit or don't give a shit about how you look? Lisa is shaking her head at fighting the urge to go pee at night. Do you text or scroll through Tik Tok in bed? Do you pay attention to the back of...

Hypothetically if you can see the folds of one's butt cheeks in their leggings are they too tight? Lisa has discovered that there are two types of gals who wear leggings vs leggins. Lisa is back riding the bus and it truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Do you shake your head at protective coverings on condiments or do you shake your head at Michael's promoting Christmas Collectables in Septemb...