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It's freaking cold in Saskatoon but the show must go on! Safely wrapped in blankets the ladies get chatting about the week! Lisa is mixing up PB&J, obsessing about pickled asparagus, annoyed at toilet paper and loving her some pudding! Sam is relieved that the HHG explained her Dunkin Donut Snapchat and is all for bringing back the 70's casserole! The ladies are tired of the cold so they list off...

Sam is back from vacation and Lisa has so much to tell her! Lisa has concerns about her cupboards being rearranged and her egg McMuffin maker being moved. She feels like omelets have been overlooked for the fancier Eggs Benedict! The ladies discuss Mr. Pretzel, personal days, steeped tea, pop-tarts and the Golden Globes! Lisa proposes a January Advent calendar and Sam brings up Januhairy! Besides...

The ladies have rung in the New Year and they got plans for 2019. But first Lisa needs to explain her beef with Dark Chocolate Oreos, smart coffee makers and her appreciation for liquid paper! Sam apologizes to the HHG for crushing her spirit when they went to Value Village but wants to make it up to her by going to the auction! Lisa informs Sam going to Bingo will be in their future so sayth the...

Its almost the end of the year and it can't come soon enough! Sam had a fat girl down moment and Lisa is experiencing a dehydration problem! The ladies discuss shower habits, middle fingers, pickled asparagus, and V8 juice! The Christmas light tour was a success because Sam got her HoHo back! The ladies had pretty tame Christmas's but Sam got the best Christmas gift from Lisa's husband Mike! Lisa...

Lisa and Sam launch into another episode confessing to having a snack before going to meet the HHG for lunch! Ah, the life of a plus size woman! They agree the HHG has them raising their clothing game but now it's trickling into their PJ's! The ladies talk about the voice winner, snap chat, new money, chili, and assorted nuts! Lisa wonders when Sheila is bringing the Christmas baking while Sam con...

It has been a long week for the ladies and it's only Wednesday! Lisa raises the bar for married women...WWE anyone? The ladies discuss french toast, Joan Rivers, men's PJs, acidic pee and the screaming shits! Yes, its been that kind of week! Lisa's Christmas prep is on point while Sam admits she is lagging behind. What's in your purse reveals the HHG's obsession with receipts and Lisa's need for m...

We are LIVE in Saskatoon!! Yes, we did the podcast live on Facebook and brought in the Hyper Hype Girl as our special guest! The ladies get down to business discussing wind chill issues, shrimp rings, hymns at funerals, schweaty balls and missing baseball! Sam wonders if everyone is getting their Christmas hair on and the HHG wants the unnecessary invites to stop! Lisa's wish comes true and carpoo...

This week Lisa and Sam venture to the other side of town and end up recording in a different Safeway parking lot! The big news is revealed they have joined the Podfix Network of podcasts! The ladies discuss Lisa's new glasses, she is sooo pretty! Sam has a fingernail that seems of great interest to Lisa. Sam questions the Snapchats that the HHG and Lisa sent on their day off! They are so weird! Th...

Lisa and Sam are boycotting Denny's again and its over pie of course! Mike bought Lisa a Fitbit but she reveals it's all a bunch of lies! The ladies went out to celebrate the HHG's 50th birthday and it was a blast...she even managed to guide Lisa into finding new glasses! They did learn that Costco is not the place to buy glasses but it has other redeeming qualities, food sampling being Lisa's fav...

It's been a hectic week for Lisa and Sam but they made time for a special guest...the HHG!! Yup, she is in Betty for the whole hour! Things get heated when Sam outs Lisa about Sheilas beets! Lisa can't lie she threw out the jars. What! She is still harping about Walmart bananas and now their milk! Tide has a new look for their detergent and Lisa warns the HHG to make sure she gets her wine from th...

What do you do when your BFF gets food shamed at McDonald's, you tell others about it! Lisa trys to explain why she needs so much food, ya Lisa you like variety, sure. The ladies try to bring back the 4 color Bic pen for environmental reasons and realize its really about inclusion. Sam takes her frustrations out on Lisa but in Sam's defense Lisa was warned! The ladies talk Walmart groceries, parti...

October is over, bring on Christmas...what! The ladies go back to their roots, they are stealing wifi from Lowes and have problems with the outdoor inflatable Christmas decor!! Too soon too soon! Lisa and Sam are still jazzed about their visit to Terror in the Trees! Lisa has a beef with NBC, misses baseball and has discovered new food! Sam has parted ways with the old and embraced the new! It's a...

Another week is almost over and someone (Sam) needs more coffee to get through it! Lisa experiments with a new sweet and savour breakfast option (hint she hated it last week)! There are new fun foods being introduced into Lisa's world and Sam wants the food pictures to stop! They discuss bus etiquette, advent calendars, longjohns and the HHG's adventure in botoxing! Lisa ponders toothpaste and Sam...

Lisa admits to being a toucher while Sam admits she doesn't mind second hand shoes. Lisa finds this appalling!! The ladies discuss pie on the bus, baby bumps, Quaker Oats, cake with a twist and The Conners! Sam and Lisa play 2 truths and a lie but in Lisa's case 2 lies and a truth! Lisa divluges why she hates clowns and Sam of course schools her on why and possible ways to cure it!! Its another fu...

Lisa and Sam start off bickering about sharing the same water! Sam is not that kind of woman...ewww! They talk turkey, expensive pots, funny family stories and Halloween decorations! Lisa has reinvented another snack, yup here comes a twist! Sam has new neighbours and Lisa is fighting with her pillows! Its that time of year again...yup Sam's birthday and its the big 50!! She recaps her birth year...

It has been a long week and Lisa tells Sam...snap out of it!! Lisa is getting cozy with her late night door slamming, drug dealing neighbours. Sam confesses to eating large amounts of Pumpkin pie to cope with her week. The ladies recap this weeks TV watching and keep New Amsterdam in the mix! The Americans interrupt Lisa's soap opera for news, she ain't happy and she's a news whore! What happens w...

Breakfast rolls into lunch snacks via McDonalds!! The ladies get chatting with Lisa confessing to being a lazy singer and complaining about the Cloud! Sam reveals her love of Michael Buble and that she didn't watch 'This is Us'. Lisa did and feels good about not crying but isa bit put out that Jann Arden hasn't invited us to guest on her show! They talk boogers, coffins, d-list Royal weddings, fis...

Lisa and Sam start off telling each other 'see ya in hell'! Yup, thats their week and it only gets better! Lisa wants a weather refund and Sam's still mad at Lisa for dragging her through a corn maze! They talk Emmys, Seth Meyers, Charmin toilet paper, clown phobias and more! The whirlwind known as the HHG was a guest in Betty today!! Lisa and Sam fire questions at the HHG to get to know her bette...

Lisa gets to the heart of the matter when she asks Sam "what's up with the collegiate look"... Sam was channeling her inner student with a sporty sweatshirt. The color threw Lisa off and references were made to Barney! Lisa finally announces she has made a decision about what job she has taken and here's a hint, she is dressing a lot like the HHG! Lisa dabbles with eggs, Sam may have PTSD, the HHG...

Lisa gets right to it with concern over her earbuds, earwax and then defends her overall cleanliness! Sam chats about her mini-vacation to the US and her new appreciation for air conditioning! Lisa has a new twist to yogurt and berries! The ladies talk Fall TV shows, new fall foods, animal crackers and free birthday breakfasts! Lisa and Sam have special guest in Betty, its 'The Dirty Hippie' and s...

Lisa gets on Sam's case for her lateness and she pays the price with breakfast! Sam tries to understand why Lisa lacks some basic adult skills. The Phillies vs Blue Jays bet is over and the ladies win again!! Lisa feels she is being bullied into dealing with fall foods! Sam is excited about Back to School shopping even though she isn't going to school. The ladies are talking about back to school f...

Its been a busy week for the ladies...Lisa is juggling jobs while Sam is burning the midnight oil. They discuss baseball bets, hair violations, fall food transitions, soup bullying and Sam's high standards! Sam shares the latest pop culture news...hint caftans are making a comeback! Lisa and Sam ponder why millenials don't use top sheets and what else have they kicked to the curb? The ladies share...

The ladies are talking about sweaty balls and coin the phrase #ballfreezone! They pay their RESPECT to Aretha Franklin with a snipet of her famous song and they chat about The Sunshine Summit. Sam wants a skin firming cream and Lisa gets mail order shoes! The tanning competition comes to a close bet you can guess who lost...its not Sam! The Hyper Hype Girl helps them pick lunch and its a hit!! The...

Its been another interesting week for the ladies. They took off on a besties vacation and they are both still alive! The fun started even before they left, $28 of deli meat anyone? Lisa decided to make this her eating vacation and Sam swears they did stop every five minutes for food! Everyday they go in search of cell reception cause the locals lied about the hill! There was dishgate 2018, pool no...

The ladies are hot today and not in a good way! For some reason they discuss spanxs, mens and womens! Sam has made the ultimate sacrifice and joined Facebook...Lisa is regretting it already! The Hyper Hype Girl hung out with them Saturday night, yup she is real, there is a facebook live to prove it! Sam has good news for Lisa, her favorite 80's sitcom is coming back! We couldn't drop it so here's...