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Where there is a will there is a way! With John's help, the ladies get to touch base before Lisa's surgery. Her humour is intact and of course, she has hilarious hospital stories!! Listen in as the ladies have a quick chat and then keep listening to one of our favorite episodes from last summer "I want a New Judge"! What do cheap sports equipment, brownies, and unfair judging add up to...Lisa and...

Here we go, friends of the podcast, it's a wee peek into the workings of how we get things done! So much to talk about as weird thoughts pop into Lisa's head! She's finally gone and done it, the meth heads have been evicted but don't tell Mike!! This gets the ball rolling as they chat about rebooting food faves, panzerottis, murses, buffets are back, pigeon update and do we need a boat-sized float...

They made it!! The ladies are in Ottawa and causing a stir!! The car rental almost wasn't, the plane food was non-existent and during the FB live thunder rumbled!! The ladies had special guest Christa Hollmann in the backseat for the podcast!! They discussed MJ, Farrah, Taco Bell, childhood lies, coconut tequila, pregnant elephants, 2 in 1 ice cream, Blue Jays and $1 hotdogs! They hope to survive...

It gets off to a crazy start with Sam bringing up kiddie food at Tim's and Lisa's new hairdo! This kicks off an entire episode of Sam laughing at Lisa's expense!! She pokes fun at the Roughriders which Lisa can't deny they in trouble! Lisa mentions it's time for a new Summer watch and Sam is having nothing to do with that and taps in the HHG to help out! The conversation takes twists and turns wit...

It's been a hectic week for the ladies but they pull up their big girl panties and git'er done! Lisa has a lingering burnt taste from breakfast and Sam reveals that they brought Coras back! They both agree their girl Wendy needs to check herself cause she should not be dating a convicted felon! The chit chat gets going with talk of dog life jackets, Jon Legend, boobs on tables, hot wings, HHG make...

It happened, Sam got sick and became a snotty, coughing mess!! What's a girl to do? She pops some meds and grabs a lozenge cause the show must go on!! Lisa and Sam start off wondering why everything has to have a bite? Lisa has to deal with her husband the pharmacist. Sam wants nothing to do with the new oreo flavour Chocolate Peanut Butter pie. The ladies get talking about Jay Z, the McRib, infla...

Betty is back!! Yes, she is fixed and looking pretty!! You know who isn't looking pretty, Lisa! She is miserable, snotty and just praying to find good cold meds! Runny noses and icky Kleenex's aside the show must go on! The ladies chat about going to see Cher and how her butt was amazing! Lisa has questions about Kleenex use and personal space while Sam tries to understand why young woman pee toge...

Someone has gone in for some cosmetic touch-ups and it's not Lisa or Sam! Betty(Sam's car) is in the shop and the ladies are having to adjust to their new surroundings which means no AC cause it's too noisy! As the temperature rises in the car, Sam does her best to explain to Lisa what pastrami, bratwurst, and knockwurst are made of. The HHG got to hang out in an 80's bar and Lisa feels tiny house...

It's been a better week for Lisa cause all her friends are back in town!! The HHG bought her the best gadget ever....a Hotdog Curler! It's comes with warnings and recipes, who knew! They pay homage to the passing of Tim Conway a comedy legend and Doris Day who Lisa thought was already dead. Lisa shares a warm moment between her and Mike, hint it involves the use of emojis! The ladies cover a lot o...

It is all itchy eyes, runny noses, and horking snot!! Yes, friends of the podcast, the ladies have allergies and it ain't pretty! Once they get past the post nasal drip Lisa dives into her newest idea dill pickle chicken wings!! Ewww! The ladies get going as they discuss red bull slushies, triangle dance, pretty litter, Bud light lemon tea, smart cars, Viola Desmond and new pillows. Lisa is back o...

It has been a non-summer like week...hmmm I think Lisa has some explaining to do! Lisa starts with an apology while Sam tries to understand why Lisa can't read instructions! Once they stop bickering Lisa tells tales of soggy sandwiches and lard like cookies which has them both wondering why they bought them in the first place. The ladies get talking about Matchka or Matcha, Jeopardy James, the Roy...

It's warm and sunny in Saskatoon and Lisa has implemented the no coat rule perhaps a little too soon. Armed with her umbrella and stubbornness she battles cool temps and snow! Sam thinks she's a dumbass but Lisa knows best?! Have you ever wondered why all dog breeds look the same but humans don't? Well, it got Lisa thinking and that only leads to one thing...a very strange conversation! The ladies...

All Lisa wanted was a pretty picture of the amazing rainbow in the sky. Too bad Sam kept missing that perfect shot so Lisa could take it!! Yes, the ladies argued through that and then kept it rolling for the podcast. It's crazy what comes out of Lisa's brain, this week she shares with Sam her thoughts on bread pillows, pigeons, Kraft dressing, dude cooking, Tiger Woods and gyros! The ladies discus...

It's a crazy long episode friends of the podcast!! That's what happens when Lisa and Sam get chatting about the last two years!! Yes...it's their second podiversary!! Things start off with a lovely message from the HHG and then Lisa brings up Sam's 'unkind' attitude. The conversation keeps rolling along with Sam poking fun at Lisa's never-ending to-do list, Wrestlemania, Brooks & Dunn, the HHG, ma...

When a new word gets created due to utter disappointment the day has taken a turn for the worse! Lisa is 'smad' because the fancy donut place is out of donuts. Sam does her best with 7 am Timbits but it just makes Lisa 'smadder' but the podcast must go on! Lisa launches into her newest obsession dill and tuna sandwiches. She reminisces about her KD parties back in highschool and Sam gets grossed o...

Well, it's officially the start of baseball season and Lisa and Sam have been ordered by the HHG to go drink beer! Apps were ordered, beer was drank and the Jays lost... it just proves you can't have everything in life! Lisa recovered enough to podcast because the show must go on! The ladies talked about Mama June, the HHG'S face, penis puppetry, unicorn KD, Mental Samurai, and woodpeckers. Everyb...

Nothing says a long week like singing a horrible children's song!! Lisa finds her happy place singing the baby shark song while Sam cringes! The ladies had a full week and they are tired...of each other! Sam finally hears back from Coras and they are offering coupons or a big treat whatever that is! The ladies chat about putting baby in the corner, labias, BBQ, March Madness, urinals(yes again!) a...

The ladies are shedding the layers and getting in the spirit of the warm weather!! They lunched with the HHG which turned into drinking wine with the HHG!! Fun was had by all!! Lisa is caught off guard by zippergate while Sam can't believe Lisa cried watching This is Us. They launch into talking about urinals, rubber boots, Mike's lost keys, Toebro, cheese puffs, JLO and Operation Varsity Blues! L...

Is the moon in the seventh sun cause this shit is getting weird! Lisa starts off complaining about $3 boring red rose tea. She tries to find her zen space talking about Bob Ross but loses it over the HHG not knowing about pancake Tuesday. Sam pulls a John and goes out for her morning coffee and then makes more when she gets home! The ladies get on a roll talking about movie night, Amazon deliverie...

What a week!! The HHG is back from her vacation and she brought gifts!! Lisa and Sam's day off together is one weird event after another!! First, they take a stand at Coras and then Lisa has words with a rude customer in a drug store. What is going on! Listen in as they discuss magic, raincoats, poppycock, Kenny Rogers, Bananas and pogos! Sam wonders why the HHG's husband is Lisa's screen saver on...

The ladies are in a fighting mood, with each other! It all started with a Shamrock shake!! Things get interesting when they disagree about the status of cinnamon buns vs sticky buns!! Lisa is over joyed when she discovers she is finally trendy even if its only her shoes! The ladies discuss everything from tuna vs salmon, an anti-snore chin strap, small pots, to shell or not to shell and who's wors...

Lisa and Sam get wished a Happy Valentines Day from the HHG which should have kept it top of mind. However, life is filled with awkward moments and none more awkward than going to a restaurant on Valentines Day! Lisa and Sam forget that its 'that' day cause all they want is food! Lisa weaves tales of bus mishaps and hair woes. The ladies discuss Rob Lowe, bowling, boozy ice cream, cheese puffs and...

Well if the cold weather doesn't get ya the pot pills will!! Yes, Lisa and Sam are braving -34C and someone is still sick!! Lisa confesses the cold has caused problems with her dentures that can't be good! Sam is fed up with kids messing with her beverages and says her piece!! The ladies discuss serial killers, the Super Bowl, Apple Pie Oreos, real cheese and the WWE! Lisa loves dessert and Sam pr...

Lisa has a cold and feels like hell but the show must go on!! Sam points out that she has been medicating herself with the wrong stuff and Lisa is pissed that she has wasted the last 2 days!! They start by sharing their thoughts on Boy George singing on Ellen which has them discussing comebacks of aging rockers! The HHG reveals that she can debate and gives Lisa a run for her money! The ladies dis...

Okay, friends of the podcast, the audio may be a bit off because it got really cold and the ladies took shelter in the HHG's basement!! Yes, Lisa and Sam are on location for the first time! It causes Lisa some angst but Sam is rolling with the punches! They start off wondering if the Royals should be driving themselves after the accident and if self-driving cars might be a good idea! So much is di...