I Only Kiss & Tell

This week we're reporting live from opposite ends of the emotional spectrum. Taylor shares the story behind her unexpected trip to Amsterdam, while Zoe recaps a chaotic San Francisco weekend that included expensive sushi, a dive bar meet-cute with a guy who does OF, and a birthday reunion with a two-minute ex. Plus: passport panic, dilly-dallying as a lifestyle, BTS obsession, thoughts on modern d...

This week, Taylor gets paid $30 by a man in Toronto for being intriguing, Zoe's dad commits grand larceny against her credit card at a sushi restaurant, and a casual night out in San Francisco turns into a full-blown espresso martini marathon. We're talking feral weekends, fictional hockey boyfriends, the situationship-to-cousin pipeline, accidentally making out with boring men, and why we're both...

This week we’re coming to you live from ✨technical difficulties✨ - Taylor sounds like she’s recording from the bottom of the ocean, which is exactly when we realize… we need a tech guy. Cue: JAMES, where are you?? We may be glitchy, but we’re consistent and we’re back on Zoom like a long distance situationship. Zoe kicks things off with a recap of her Mexico bachelorette trip: think G.I. Jane en...

This week we enter our crafty but chaotic era: leather goods, crocheting, and keeping our hands busy so we stay out of trouble. We romanticize the Amtrak like it’s a European summer, misidentify an antique Japanese hairpin with a tiny spoon on the end (it’s an ear pick, btw), and spiral through vintage shopping, parasites, wearing heels for no reason, big brain ambitions, and our sudden urge to be...

Taylor enters her redhead era with bangs and a full alter ego—Morgan Renee—because nothing says “I’m stable” like feeling like a spy in your own life. Zoe, on the other hand, is fighting for her life (mentally) as we unpack hypochondria, intrusive thoughts, and the fine line between intuition and full-blown delusion. It’s giving therapy, but like… unlicensed and highly unqualified. Then it’s a ful...

We’re back in the USA and back in our old neighborhood—promenading around the marina in fur coats and getting plenty of double takes. After months abroad, we’ve landed just in time for a weekend packed with baby showers, 33rd birthdays, tea parties, party buses, and everything in between. Our friends are all in different stages of life, and we’re just along for the ride. Taylor recaps her Costa Ri...

It’s our last night in Asia and we’re not handling it well. After four months of sharing a bed, a bank account, stomach problems, and an alarming number of 7-11 runs, we’ve realized we’re basically platonically married. We talk cheaters, why men are never nicer than when they’re trying to hook up, and why a boyfriend only sounds useful when we’re carrying heavy bags or something in the car starts...

We’re back and have absolutely seen better days. Taylor is relentlessly sassy, Zoe is relentlessly horny, and we’re once again asking: where do you find a shadow daddy in real life and why is everyone a performative nice guy?? Heated Rivalry, Rhysand, and other fictional men have us spiraling into our 14-year-old selves, obsessing over boys we’ve never met but are spiritually convinced will one da...

After three weeks apart, we’re back in Vietnam comparing notes, and the whiplash is real. Taylor went full island fantasy in the Philippines—bikinis 24/7, whale sharks, scuba dives, food poisoning, and a short-lived but intense romance with a surfer-sailor-skater boy on a million-dollar catamaran—while Zoe chose family time, city hopping, and A5 wagyu across South Korea, Japan, and Hong Kong. Same...

This week the girls are in Koh Tao. And if you don’t know what Koh Tao is, it’s basically if Love Island and Temptation Island had a baby. Zoe swears she wants an Asian boyfriend, but finds a blonde haired, blued eyed devil everywhere she goes. Dare we say colonizing the colonizer?? Taylor’s new type is Flemish, and let’s just say she keeps running into these fuckers everywhere. This episode is sp...

This week’s episode is brought to you by: Thailand, trickery, and two handsome Belgian boys… who just so happen to be engaged. Plot twist? They’re in an open relationship where one dates girls and the other dates boys — and somehow Taylor ends up kissing the one who’s “not gay but also… kinda gay?” Unfortunately, we trusted a man we shouldn’t have — a local in Bangkok who we believed to be true of...

Taylor’s in her sleepy girl era (mono vibes but make it chic), Zoe dropped racks to frame her vintage poster, and somehow we ended up on a beach drive that gifted us two very unsolicited penises. From there, the chaos unfolds—nude beaches, Prince Alberts, nipple piercings, boob luges well into our 50s, and why we’re officially declaring a celibate summer (boys, it’s not you, it’s… actually, it’s y...

Overpack your bags and light your cig because we’re taking you on our 2-week French fever dream. From late-night burlesque shows, to the wedding of the century, to dance floors we barely remember, our livers and lungs have never worked harder. By the numbers? 8 cities, 30 Aperol spritzes, 10 bottles of rosé, 40 “cultural, they don’t count in Europe” cigarettes, 3 makeouts, 2 shroomy adventures, 1...

Zoe’s deep in her feels flipping through 1800s family photos of people she’s never met (hello, historical hotties), and we’re obsessed with anemoia —a word we can’t pronounce but deeply feel. Meanwhile, Taylor got laid off and honestly? Blessings in disguise. She's free from corporate chaos and packing bikinis for France. We’re asking the real questions: Why did we choose college majors at 18? Is...

We took molly once and never shut up about it—so here we are, reminiscing about nights in the club and rolling to Flume like every other chaotic twenty-something in 2016. We compare Euro clubs to U.S. ones (spoiler: Europe wins), discuss our imminent return to the dance floor, and plan our very French summer. Our Venus's are in Leo which means Zoe's into mesh toe shoes (help) and Taylor's either i...

Zoe’s made the leap to San Francisco—and narrowly dodged sharing a bed with her brother?? Now Zoe and Taylor are cohabiting like feral, spiritual roommates: tan, topless, and thriving. This episode is a cocktail of chaos and clarity, covering everything from SF hotness inflation (a San Diego -11 becomes a SF 9) to bender energy, type A vs. type C dynamics, and why the coworker-on-a-business-trip i...

This week Taylor shares her latest stats (3 kisses, 1 week, zero regrets), and discusses pegging with 8 CMOs, CEOs, and whatever other acronym. Then we critique casual dating, and why hook-up culture is so freaking exhausting. Like—how are you forehead kissing me, taking me on dates, saying you like me… then acting confused when I think you like me?? We’ll be brave and just say it. Dating with int...

You asked for a sexy episode–and we delivered, you curious little freaks. Ever felt stuck in a rut with your partner? Craving something new in the bedroom? Wondering if your fantasies are “normal”? (Spoiler: they probably are.) This week, we dive into kink, communication, and keeping things spicy with topics like eating ass, sexting, and solo play—plus a few taboo treats you’ll have to hear to bel...

This week, we get brainy. Taylor has a new dating theory called “the cup” and it explains why some people can only give a little while others can give a lot. Zoe has a new and exciting crush, he’s a bit older, like 3000 years older, but age is just a number. We also answer the age-old question - does size really matter? Write in your stories or ask questions @ionlykissandtell on IG. Find us on IG...

This week, we’re diving into a masterclass on yearning — Victorian-style. Nobody did longing quite like them: intense eye contact, sweetly stolen moments, and the guts to actually say how you feel. Fast forward to today, and it’s all “come over if you want,” which, let’s face it, I don’t... We’re breaking down what makes a makeout unforgettable (hint: dry humping is so back). Plus, we’re tossing i...

Marrying stalkers, zodiac killers and dad lore. This week we talk about what's happening in the press and asking your parents about the serial killer they went to high school with. It’s a little all over the place, but so are we ;) Write in your stories or ask questions @ionlykissandtell on IG. Find us on IG and Tiktok! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens

Sometimes being ghosted is a true blessing. This week IOKT becomes a true crime podcast and it gets sick and twisted. On a scale from local douche to f-boy this guy comes in at a strong Joe Goldberg - compulsive lying, cheating, and master manipulation. We went true detective mode to uncover how dark this entanglement could have gone. The question we must all be asking ourselves is - is it love or...

On this week’s minisode we couldn’t help but wonder... When men with girlfriends go out of town on business, are they really seeking pleasure? Does size matter? And if so, does being small make you act up in big ways?

We didn’t realize we had a bunch of overachievers for listeners. This week we asked for crazy dating stories and wow did you deliver! From signing celebrity NDAs to million-dollar penthouses to f*cking on yachts, this episode truly has it all. We also share some of our personal dating stories, and yes, we did match your freak. Write in your stories or ask questions @ionlykissandtell on IG Find us...

This week we go over our 2025 ins and outs list. In: country club activities, tasers, and polycules Out: hills, run clubs, and meetings before 9am We also share our experience plugging in our metaphorical avatar hair with the tree of life when exploring the mystical world of plant medicines (think oiud, magic mushrooms, and mother Aya), Find us on IG and Tiktok! @ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @z...