I Love You But - latchkey sisters talk movies and tv

This week, Heather and Rian revisit a staple of their childhood, THE QUIET MAN (1952). Topics include John Waters cookies; our cousin Trish is the "leave on read" Queen; teenagers being idiots; Shakespeare on a Saturday night; the one with "what's his name"; happy plates and poor impulse control; anchoring The Quiet Man in our childhood; we fight a lot and use fair-to-midd...

For their first anniversary show, Heather and Rian celebrate the high camp that is HAIRSPRAY (1988).  Content warning: This film contains racist language.  In an episode nearly as long as the film, the sisters discuss Ting Ting Ting Chalamet; Reality TV; Cults; Healthcare is a dystopian hellscape; Making fun of our mother; Books; Dodd's Video and cult classics; We stan John Waters; John Travo...

This week, Heather and Rian revisit UNCLE BUCK (1989).  Content warnings: non-consensual teen sex (interrupted) and also the entire film should carry a content warning for being BORING.  Topics include all the Netflix distractions of late; skipping the sad part; The Club is triggering; that's not how "spoiler" works; Uncle Buck had no bang; Heather going hard on set design; casting...

This week on a Galentine's, Valentine's, Palentine's episode, Heather and Rian revisit PUNKY BREWSTER (1984-1986) and LAVERNE & SHIRLEY (1976-1983). Topics include scaring sales guys with tears; middle-aged health nonsense; late-stage capitalism; PUNKY BREWSTER's traumatic premise; fat jokes; slumber parties; Ouja boards and ghosts; dating; Rian's Anatomy and a horrify...

This week, Heather and Rian revisit TROOP BEVERLY HILLS (1989). They discuss Valentine's Day shipping logistics; a skip warning for bacteria-phobes; turning the pool on in February; Troop Beverly Hills lives rent-free in Rian's brain; callbacks to earlier episodes; Rian watched this movie at a slumber party; Parent Trap vibes; 80s fashion and these hairstyles; Beverly Hills is a den of i...

This week, Heather and Rian revisit 227 (1985-1990) and DIFF'RENT STROKES (1978-1986). CONTENT WARNING:  Contains discussions of eating disorders.  In their Black History Month episode, Heather and Rian talk about gender; bulimia; liver detoxes like fifth grade chemistry labs; ADHD medication; unmatched murder mystery character energy; absurd layers of hell; reacting to petty work b.s. with f...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss THE PHILADELPHIA STORY (1940).  Topics include getting mad at Winstar; breathing sheetrock; laughing about nothing; "and the gowns are by Adrian"; Rian "gets into it"; all they do in this movie is talk and change clothes; excellent drunk acting; rich people COVID hugs; the OG Grey Gardens; unfortunate hat choices; Peter Pan Papa; comedically-...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss BIG BUSINESS (1988). In Rian's birthday episode, they discuss Jacob "Oh Lordy" and Saltburn; uncles and d*ck jokes; strategic laundry movement; the Mysterious Dr. History; Country Rose for President; Kyle MacLachlan was in this?; cross-cultural yodeling; a scary b*tch boss statue; how culottes are cool; swapping men; "darlin'" and s...

In this bonus episode, Heather and Rian go outside of their "we watched it in the '80s" boundary to discuss A Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) . Topics include Rian's puppet phobia; this album being full of bangers but those muppet voices are a hard pass; a duplicitous douchebag; wooden British child actors; shut up , Tiny Tim; teaching gratitude; HD is querying; and more.  If you...

This week to kick off season two, Rian and Heather briefly discuss Earth Girls are Easy (1988). Topics include Alabama Man Blah Blah; the underwear ad; strip mall acupuncture; we love you, Julie Brown, but . . . ; vegan recipes and celebrities; long live the computer makeover!; the 80s were stupid; Heather's grip strength; making out with Jeff Goldblum; and more.  If you like this podcast, pl...

After a short hiatus, Rian and Heather emerge with two special spooky season episodes. First they discuss Once Bitten (1985). Topics include we forgot how to podcast; making Harry Styles look skeezy; shopping for clothing at Sam's; mental health; the circle of fragile masculinity; the youth of late stage capitalism; our divided opinions about the movie; falling in love with the third sidekick...

After a short hiatus, Rian and Heather emerge with two special spooky season episodes. They end with a comedy classic from 1985,  Clue . Topics include anxiety dreams; podcast life lessons; more HD teenager social experiment rants; people not minding when we sing at them so loudly; podcast or murder mystery dinner planning?; Where is Black Clue?; being extra for funsies; the uncredited character:...

In this PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE (1985) bonus episode, Heather and Rian workshop the "Rian Test" and also discuss a PhD in Fatness and Media; our grandmother having no messages from the dead for us; and widow drag with a CamelBak full of pinot grigio.  We'll be back with new episodes in October.  If you like this podcast, please consider offsetting production costs with a donati...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Topics include how this movie is scary and so are groups of adult men; Elliot & Elliott; too much male and teenage boy energy; the bad things they said in the 80s; menacing keys; middle class white kidsplaining; frog trauma; Heather cried (a lot); podcasting from E.T.'s closet; improper gloveage; Mr. Spielberg, are you...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE  (1986). They debate (not) working the system; never looking inside a penguin's  mouth; being a nerd; whether Pee-Wee Herman is a hobo or a hoarder; f*ck cancer; how the Alamo is a little building full of lies about white people; wanting a pancake; the meta metaness metatasticality Pee-Wee's Big Adventure; when the pigeons...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss GREASE 2 (1982). Topics include school-based trauma; dialectical teasing; the anguish and magic of watching people watch movies you love; GOOD OMENS spoilers; is Frenchie a ghost?; we love Grease 2, fight us; gorgeous slabs of meat; queering Cracker Barrel, and more.  If you like this podcast, please consider offsetting production costs with a donation to https:...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss GREASE  (1978). Topics include we saw BARBIE (and it made Grease hard to watch); teenage personality transplants; life peaking in high school; extras being extra; the toxicity of gender roles; the Kenickie-Zuko bromance; the raggle-mouth (mouth breathing) human Ken doll; Rian's thing for asymmetrical belt buckles; a Face/Off conspiracy theory; a dedicated e...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK  (1981). Topics include Heather's new favorite scene in any movie ever; Weekend at Bernie's is a lie; Make A Wish for caregivers; a study of Chris Hemsworth's freckles; sister apologies; Alfred Molina; is this porn?; crack that whip and shove  me against a wall; Dollar Tree golden idols; Love Story vibes; "pew-pew&quot...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss WORKING GIRL (1988). Topics include Apples to Apples with the In-Laws; The Wachowskis and Black Mirror; What does vacuuming topless solve?; acknowledging the cringe; Geriatric Improv; the passive aggressiveness that arrives with Sigourney Weaver; you're either born with ski boots on [or you don't stand a change with the American Dream]; you should not...

In this BARBIE movie bonus episode, Heather and Rian revisit JEM (1985-1988). Topics include doomscrolling on the toilet; Jem's dramatic origin story; the subtlety of Jem and Misfits lyrics; getting real big and scary; making a spreadsheet for a party = ovaries on alert; Barbie memories (mostly just Barbies in compromising positions), and more.  If you like this podcast, please consider offse...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss DIRTY DANCING (1987). The 2nd in our "I'm Young, I'm in Love, and I Have to Dance About It" series, topics include buyer's remorse at Denny's; Emily Henry and Ali Hazelwood's sexy, summer reading for smart people; my dog ate my Netflix; the appeal of a vacation cabin; the cat-in-heat dance move; 'shipping Baby and Billy wi...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss {and cancel} CAN'T BUY ME LOVE (1987). Topics include haunting your own house; the creepiest creep who ever creeped; Gerardo; a very special game of FMK; why we can't watch Euphoria; why cameos are the worst; Piggly Wiggly; a Brooklyn-based artisanal perfume and going to magic shows; laughing at your mother until your face hurts; and more.  If you like...

This week, Rian and Heather discuss GHOSTBUSTERS (1984 & 2016).  Topics include a random HEREDITARY spoiler; letting Sigourney Weaver walk down her f*ing hallway; how you don't need two PhDs to abuse science to get laid; the complete objectification of Chris Hemsworth; whooping ghost ass and being done with it (aka where is our balls-to-the-wall kick*ss women Ghostbusters reboot?); Heathe...

In this week's PRIDE episode, the Davis sisters discuss THE FACTS OF LIFE (1979-1988) and BROTHERS (1984-1989).  Play the Heather's Heavy Sighs (because gender roles are the worst) drinking game! Topics include shipping Jo & Blair (see episode 124 of Gayest Episode Ever ); the nuances of gender and sexuality; touching the whole (as long as it consents); {the sound engineer scared the...

In this bonus episode, the Davis sisters discuss partial vacations, piña coladas, the merits of Bob Marley, and triple decker grilled cheese sandwiches. Rian shares the benefits of her Silk and Sonder journals, which helped her make the completely sane decision not to start a Pie Hustle.  If you like this podcast, please consider offsetting production costs with a donation to https://buymeacoffee....