I Love You But - latchkey sisters talk movies and tv

In the penultimate of the Fairytale Fall theme , Heather watched LABYRINTH (1986) and THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984). Topics include we went on vacation!; the two-T butt; Rian hates Halloween but loves you; Heather Gone Girled; love a jeans reveal; we were all robbed of a LABYRINTH with Kevin Kline as Jareth; Sir Didymus and Lord Flashheart; the Mom backstory blows Rian's mind; Bowie's tig...

In the third in the Fairytale Fall theme , Heather and Rian can't believe  FAERIE TALE THEATRE (1982-1987). Topics include cat-based bribes; Roomba fears; Hulk-like reactions; another ER trip; y'all, these fairy tales are wild and entertaining; and even more! If you like this podcast, please consider offsetting production costs with a donation to https://buymeacoffee.com/iloveyoubutpod F...

In the second in the Fairytale Fall theme , Heather and Rian argue about THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987). Inconceivable! Topics include hiding feelings with cookies; a campaign for a release of a single of Maya Rudolph's "Mother"; adding insult to injury at the pool; being an incident; crying in the shower like a normal person; is THE PRINCESS BRIDE a Christmas movie??!; who can convince...

In the first in the Fairytale Fall theme , featuring a guest intro with Elliot, a serious kindergartener, Heather and Rian go all feminist on THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989). Topics include a fake ER and Heather's vertigo; Seth Cohen, all grown up; the characters on THE TERROR should have listened to THE DOLLOP; three white boys talking at each other; LITTLE MERMAID memories; we have logistical que...

The final film in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme , Heather and Rian find it hard to digest  BETTER OFF DEAD (1985). Topics include Better Off Dead AKA healthcare in America; penny pinching; useless massages and pop music; we wanna dance!; THE PENGUIN and taking away the pretty; trigger warnings abound; sorry if you are here for the memes; the 1980s weirdo best friend trope; laughing...

The penultimate in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme , Heather, and actual film and television professional/guest star , Reneau , crap all over that prom dress in PRETTY IN PINK (1986). Topics include "why do you want so badly to believe that people are eating cats and dogs?"; this episode of I Love You But is called Vacation; ice washing; Frida Kahlo's love diseases; Me...

The third in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme , Heather and Rian get hairy with TEEN WOLF (1985). Topics include Fridge scaping and the darkest part of the timeline; Trigger Warning: Suicides; Is Ryan Gosling America’s Canadian National Treasure?; bad crushes; Roger Corman's Teen Wolf; Tom Hanks: movie star or actor?; another Dr. Who reference; ugh, this soundtrack; Hollywood: it...

The second in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme , Heather and Rian skip school on  FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF (1986). Topics include Hello Fitness! and cold-hot rotation routines; lol at our mother's ADHD but shiny happens; eccentricities at the YMCA; Save Falstaff: the love child of Cameron's depression and Ferris' narcissism; Wayne Newton and John Mulaney and the dw...

The first in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme , Heather and Rian literally go to The Max with SAVED BY THE BELL (1989-1993) and revisit the smart kids in HEAD OF THE CLASS (1986-1991) . Topics include health stuff; chaotic podcasting; Saw 300; weighted blanket updates; bullet points are not Ms. Davis; AI pedagogy tools; things we did in high school to entertain ourselves; Jessie is/no...

Finishing up the Summer Bullsh*t theme , Heather and Rian discuss BACK TO SCHOOL (1986). Topics include perimenopause and sleep; civics fact b0mbs; our mariachi era; a Heather tether; er0tic handholding; Kim-demption; Rian drops the Dangerfield knowledge; Gilmore Guys; someone please AI Rodney Dangerfield doing Alex's Flashdance audition; actors are such nerds; and more.  If you like this pod...

Continuing the  Summer Bullsh*t theme , Heather and Rian discuss  SUMMER SCHOOL  (1987). Topics include Denton has a cvlt? (allegedly); Goldilocks and the search for headphones; I am an enrichment activity; F0x News Sports B.S.; FALLOUT is a lesson on how late-stage capitalism will end the world; dolphins are canceled?; wasting time in the Facebook comments section; TWIN PEAKS, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE S...

In a detour from our brief Summer Bullsh*t theme , Heather and Rian discuss FUNNY FACE (1957). Topics include Edith Head and Oklahoma City and neurodivergent museum docents; the pod goes rogue; new rule: save it for the pod; attempted hostile makeovers; Rory Gilmore energy; beatniks vs. hippies: who was the worst?; artistic masturb@tion; toxic positivity; who is Betty Garland?; and more.  If you l...

This week, in the first of a brief Summer Bullsh*t theme , Heather and Rian discuss NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION (1983). Topics include a brunch rant; nostalgia for the hipster heyday of 2005-2015; making fun of something; I love you but why do you open cereal like a psychopath? and other conditional love stories; Richard Armitage looking bedazzled; shout out to I Saw Pod; Heather's socio...

This week, in the last of the Musicals! theme , Heather and Rian discuss MY FAIR LADY  (1964). Topics include Canadians are really nice!; there are no time zones in the ocean; physical divergence and anxiety; book chat; lots of silence for a musical; Higgins and Pickering's meet-cute and queer text; colonialism as a romance; who's this creep?; Falstaff aka Frank Gallagher aka Mark Davis;...

This week, continuing with the Musicals! theme , Heather and Rian discuss ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951). Topics include summer colds and food poisoning; getting out of Canada on time; let's go see Pulp in Chicago!; wasting time on book clubs and My Lady Jane and The Resident and The Bride by Ali Hazelwood; why bother with facts; Six Flags memories; lackluster podcasting; how does insurance work...

This week, continuing with the Musicals! theme , Heather and Rian discuss THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965). Content Warning: We definitely get the history wrong, and Heather has no idea what a carburetor is. Topics include RIP, Kitten, the staunch feminist feline; midweek holidays; constitution p*rn; just watch CRY-BABY; Peacing out before part two; #CaptainVonThirstTrap is a sexy AF anti-fascist; Addera...

This week, continuing with the Musicals! theme , Heather and Rian discuss LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986). Content Warning: Our elderly pets are not long for this world. Topics include "what's his name's butt"; it's too hot for other people to exist; press conferences and water coolers with offices; our mother's anxiety about her new anti-anxiety meds; useful wedges of...

This week, Heather and Rian discuss POPEYE (1980). Topics include it's a new season and we have themes (starting with musicals!); teenage-boy-level dirty tissues; listening to each other complain; the most expensive staycation; Rian on ADHD medication; kid-friendly auteurs; terrible, dirty people who live near water; the chaotic family dinner; it's the late 70s and there's cocaine;...

This week, on an early PRIDE episode that was supposed to be a Bridgerton episode, Heather and Rian discuss MAURICE (1987) . Content Warning: Heather says "MF" more times than Samuel L. Jackson. Topics include summertime and the swimming is uneasy; class warfare; "waginas;" all hail intimacy coordinators; Cambridge needs TV trays; ain't no privilege like white male privile...

The final of their controversial series, THEY LET YOU WATCH THAT?! . . .This week, Heather and Rian discuss AIRPLANE! (1980) and THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP (1982). Content Warning: The jobs we call blow comes up as do various castrations. Topics include Mexican beaches; Airplane! jokes we didn't understand as kids; too many boobs; hanging out in courthouses; author projects; Is that a Pokemo...

The fourth of their controversial series, THEY LET YOU WATCH THAT?! . . .This week, Heather and Rian get into THE BREAKFAST CLUB  (1985). Content Warning: Rian recorded this in a high school--sorry, audiophiles--plus A24 movie spoilers, and this movie contains sexuality slurs, verbal and physical sexual harassment, and whiny, white teenagers. Watch at your own risk. Topics include middle-aged hang...

The third of their controversial series, THEY LET YOU WATCH THAT?! . . .This week, Heather and Rian get into  FLASHDANCE  (1983). Content Warning: This movie was made in the 1980s. Watch at your own risk. Topics include watching caterpillars; how sand works; the new ROADHOUSE is gay p0rn for straight dudes; biking hills in heels? no, thanks!; what is this bar's business model?; tingling brain...

We're on a quick break so that Rian can finish educating the youth of Lexington, but here's a special bonus episode in honor of Heather's birthday. Enjoy our completely out-of-context stories of St. Patrick's Days past and English pubs.  If you like this podcast, please consider offsetting production costs with a donation to https://buymeacoffee.com/iloveyoubutpod Follow us on...

The second of their controversial series, THEY LET YOU WATCH THAT?! . . .This week, Heather and Rian discuss BLAZING SADDLES (1974). Content Warning: If you're offended by anything at all, don't watch this movie. Topics include the joy of canceled plans; farmer ads; how this movie couldn't be made now or then; male-dominated comedy; America, where racism trumps religion; Gene Wilder...

The first of their controversial series, THEY LET YOU WATCH THAT?! . . .This week, Heather and Rian discuss A FISH CALLED WANDA (1988). Topics include group travel and Airbnb anxiety dreams; post-COVID buffets; that fat-phobic Christmas movie everyone loves; tiny English doors; speaking food in foreign languages; John Cleese's legs; useless knowledge; the hard-knock life of the heterosexual f...