I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

We are kicking off our February Love Fest with a BANG. Well, technically many, MANY bangs. In our lifelong quest to find a film that can match the ridiculousness and steaminess of the 365 Days saga, we have discovered Burning Betrayal, which makes a valiant effort despite ultimately falling a bit short in the end. However, there is NO shortage of perfect butts, perfect breasts, and steamy sex scen...

Germany's answer to cult classic (and one of our favorite films that we've covered) Teeth, Killer Condom is a cautionary tale about what happens when religious fanatics coopt the prophylactic industry to clean up the streets of New York City just in time for Jesus Christ's second coming. We wish we were kidding. "Cum" on this journey with us as we detail Detective Luigi Mackaroni's tireless effort...

I scream, you scream, we all scream because what the heck was THAT?? The Ice Cream Truck, which unfortunately does not feature a serial killer transformer and therefore does not live up to its name, is actually a surprise movie about a mid-life crisis interrupted by fever dream sequences of murder, playground sex with an 18-year-old who actually looks like he's 45, and an ending that will have you...

If you're looking for a movie from the 80s that can mansplain feminism to you, look no further than Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death! This tongue-in-cheek take on gender stereotypes (written, directed, and produced entirely by MEN) has a lot to say about avocados, but gets tangled up in the vines of the Southern California jungle when it comes to advocating for women's rights. It's al...

What better way to kick of 2024 than by throwing it back to the very first movie we ever covered, a thrilling piece of cinematic art called Deadly Illusions. Kristen Davis is...baffling, the plot is...confused, and all these years later, we still can't make heads or tails of that ending.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Webs...

Nothing gets us in the holiday spirit more than a horny cookie. In this non-Gary Busey sequel, the bar drops even LOWER for plot, acting, and puppets. There are satanic rituals, disgruntled "Hollywood" set employees, and a virgin sacrifice, and if you think we can tell you what it all means, well...that's your mistake. Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays, and we wish you all a very Happy New Year!...

We hope you're enjoying the holiday season because we're about to ruin it by reminding you that this movie exists. If you're looking for something to listen to while you travel over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house, why not re-live the trauma we exposed you to last Christmas with our coverage of The Gingerdead Man, starring Gary Busey and the thinnest plot available to script...

If you’re looking for a super intense and suspenseful Christmas thriller, Silent Night Fatal Night is NOT IT. Featuring the dullest female protagonist to ever disgrace our screens, the most incompetent sheriff in law enforcement history, and a kidnapping that a lot of people would consider a luxurious vacation, Lifetime’s latest holiday movie fails to convince us that anyone is in danger of dying...

You’re all gonna go NUTS for our first holiday movie of the season. Nutcracker Massacre is a sloppy delight, despite not living up to Dawn’s definition of a massacre. Come get lost in the lore with us as we attempt to make sense of this movie’s scant plot and why Clara’s Auntie Marie is explicably American in an otherwise English family. Grab your nuts (#justiceforJames) and settle in for some fes...

This movie doesn't eggsactly go...over easy, and your brain might feel a bit ~scrambled~ by the time it's over, but the yolk's on us because we're the ones who picked it to watch for the podcast. (Sorry not sorry for all the egg puns.) Hatching is an unexpectedly terrifying watch with disturbing bird-to-human transformations, the dreaded Mom-fluencer, and a surprising amount of goo.   Don’t forget...

Hey, y'all, remember when you were a teenager and your estranged parents sent you to ballet camp to teach you discipline but INSTEAD you decided to rebel and confess to committing a murder, which forces them to work together to cover for you and fall in love along way? No? Just us? Might be hard to relate to this one then. Let us walk you through the wildest reimagining of The Parent Trap we've ev...

Holy moly, it's been a long time since we've had a doozy like this. The awkward dialogue, the wooden acting, the lack of any appropriate reactions to completely bizarre scenarios -- it's all coming together to make one of the worst cinematic gumbos we've had the misfortune to experience (so far, anyway). We don't recommend viewing The Killing of a Sacred Deer, but we DO recommend listening to our...

As a special Halloween treat (or trick, depending on how you feel about our content), we are re-releasing our 2021 Spooky Season feature on Malignant! If you're not ready to let go of Halloween just yet, grab some candy and join us as we revisit one of the wildest movie twists we've covered on the podcast.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih...

Our fourth and final movie of Spooky Season 2023 features an exceptionally annoying female main character, a metric butt-ton of sorority girl stereotypes, and an animatronic sloth with a bad haircut. Slotherhouse is either a delight or a snoozefest, depending on which of your lovely podcast hosts you believe, but what we can all agree on is that there are few things in this world more ridiculous t...

For Week 3 of Spooky Season, we bring you an erotic thriller titled Fair Play that is neither erotic nor thrilling. However, the frighteningly accurate portrayal of a man’s reaction when things don’t go his way could actually be spookier than any ghost or goblin this Halloween. We cover a lot of whiny babies on this podcast, but nothing is worse than this petulant man-child. But does he get what h...

Our second feature film of Spooky Season is for all our claustrophobes, thalassophobes, and tokophobes. Good luck to y’all with this one. Join us on the edge of our seat as we talk through this absolutely insane survival story which essentially boils down to a one-woman, two-hour bottle episode that gets a whole lot worse before remotely getting better. If you’re prone to queasiness, you’ve been w...

Run -- don't walk -- to your nearest CCC store because their latest Super Shaper jeans are (literally) JUMPING off the shelves! If you want to get your hands on (or eaten by) these GMO masterpieces, you'd better be first in line for the exclusive launch event that will definitely NOT turn into a bloodbath faster than you can say "end stage capitalism." On the surface, Slaxx looks like it's just yo...

It's the finale you've all been waiting for, and we can honestly say, we did NOT see that one coming. We've talked about some horrible fathers on this podcast, but William might just take "Dad of the Year" for this bullshit. Thanks for coming on this mini-journey with us! Everyone stay safe out there and wash your goddamn pillows.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8i...

So far, the most unbelievable part of this Netflix miniseries that asks us to accept that a father would have no issue seducing his daughter-in-law-to-be is that no one seems to have noticed that said father is acting SUSPICIOUS AF. It's only getting worse the closer we get to the end, and you know what, maybe everyone deserves what they get at this point for being so freakin' stupid. Will Jay and...

Warning: This episode contains discussions of nonconsensual sex acts perpetrated on a decorative pillow. If that's not convincing enough for you to tune in, we're not sure there's anything else we can say.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com 

If you thought Riverdale was the show with the absolute WORST parents, we invite you to come along on THIS ride with us. The first episode of Netflix's miniseries Obsession features one deeply unhinged father and his wildly inappropriate fixation on his son's girlfriend, and that's all we care to say about it here because you really have to get into this one with us to experience the full BANANAS...

While we might not be sad to see the end of Season 7, we feel a bit differently about the end of Riverdale as a whole. It's a show that sparked our podcast and our friendship, and even though the last couple of seasons have been rough, the bad moments don't erase the good. Riverdale was never able to recapture the magic of those first couple of seasons -- in fact, it seemed to get further and furt...

With only two chances left to make things right, this penultimate episode of Riverdale takes a gigantic step back, right off a cliff. Despite this 7th season being set up from the beginning as a quest to return to the present day Riverdale we know and love(ish), Tabitha comes back to crush that dream and condemn us all to a finale in the 50s. With seemingly no more Barchie vs. Varchie, no more adu...

As they say, it's a numbers game, and this week, Riverdale finally gave us something worth talking about. It took 18 episodes, but For A Better Tomorrow reminds us of exactly why we are still here watching this train wreck so many years later. Crazy plot twists, unfathomably complicated conspiracy schemes, and the glue that holds this whole town together -- PALLADIUM. It's all there, and we love t...

Riverdale really be testing us with a Veronica-centric episode this close to the end. Not to mention Archie's apple-based seduction, the return of Vughead (barf), and our weekly reminder that Fangs needs to get famous in a hurry. Our only shining light here is an unexpected partnership between Betty and Cheryl with each one helping the other to embrace their sexuality. Enjoy our short and sweet re...