I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

We dug up a hidden gem for y'all this week. The Estate is a surprisingly successful black comedy with brilliant acting and scriptwriting, and it is a refreshing change of pace from our usual fare. A famous face here and there adds a bit of spice, and the third act plot twist will both delight and astonish you. Can't recommend enough that you all check this one out!   Don’t forget to rate and subsc...

We have to admit -- it takes a very creative mind to work excessive violence, S&M kink, and Elon Musk into a Cinderella story. But we also must ask the question, just because it can be done, does that mean it should be done? No. Unequivocally no. We're back to our regularly scheduled nonsense this week with Cinderella's Revenge, and while we weren't exactly impressed, it was a vast improvement...

Of all the bullets we've taken for you, our precious listeners, this one has to be the biggest. Megalopolis promised A LOT and delivered...moving sidewalks. A star-studded cast and critically acclaimed director could not save this pretentious exercise of elitism from its own inaccessibility, and we learned that lesson repeatedly over the 138-minute run time. Save yourselves -- listen to our recap,...

Very few podcasts would dare to touch the controversial topics we cover in this episode, such as robot fluids, the line between infidelity and sex toys, and how anyone thought "Nick" was the appropriate name for Italian Stallion, Michele Morrone. We gave Megan Fox one more chance to change our minds, and even though we found her performance as an emotionless robot more believable than her other hu...

Our search for Megan Fox's redemption continues! We're giving her as many chances as we can, including this 2021 horror/action flick, which didn't quite hit the mark but was a vast improvement over Midnight in the Switchgrass. If you think it's not cold enough outside these days (hello, polar vortex), check out our episode on Till Death, which will have you questioning exactly how much hypothermia...

What better way to welcome the next 365 days on this planet than with a movie that can generously be described as a gratuitous sex montage? We are manifesting all things steamy and sexy for 2025, so buckle up for a new year of hate-watch movies with your favorite podcast girlies!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tin...

To finish off both our holiday lineup AND the year of 2024, we are pleased to bring you "It's A Wonderful Knife," a criminally underrated Christmasy slasher film that filled us with hope for the entertainment industry. Despite a few minor imperfections, we both agreed that this film was a bit of stabby festive fun, and as Dawn will tell you, when you've got Justin Long, you can't go wrong. Happy H...

This week, we return for a third and final time to our favorite non-Christmasy Christmas franchise: The Gingerdead Man! If you thought the first two films were insane, you're still not adequately prepared for the nonsense going on here. Saturday Night Cleaver is the best kind of stupid from the Scientific Research Institute for the Study of Homicidal Baked Goods to the REAL story of what happened...

Wrapping up our coverage of the Lindsay Lohan Netflix movie trilogy, we are delighted to bring you feel-good, Christmas-adjacent Our Little Secret! A pleasant surprise of excellent casting, decent writing, and just enough heart-warming sincerity to avoid being cheesy, we're going to recommend that you all add this one to your holiday watch lists.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:...

The holiday season is upon us and so is Netflix's avalanche of terrible Christmas rom-coms, and we are kicking off December with The Merry Gentlemen (think Magic Mike, but make it CHRISTMAS). Even Chad Michael Murray's bewitching V can't distract us from how dull and uninventive this movie is...okay, it distracted us A LITTLE BIT.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8i...

It's Turkey Day, y'all, and what better way to celebrate than by listening to our acclaimed recap of this absolute turkey of a film. Nothing gives Thanksgiving like a movie that is way too long and contains an absurd amount of screaming and f-bombs. Plus our strange queen Julia Fox is an inspiration as always. Happy Thanksgiving to all of our listeners! We appreciate you and how you've helped our...

As we approach Thanksgiving, it's good to have a reminder that no matter how much our families irritate us, they're not even half as bad as the one featured in this week's throwback flick, Inheritance. This year, we're thankful our dads didn't imprison some dude in a bunker and gift him to us upon their deaths. Oh, and we're thankful for all of YOU!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us...

Throwing it all the way back to the early days of I Hate It, Let's Watch It, this oldie but a goodie might be an all too timely reminder of the reproductive health crisis still relevant today...but let's focus on the questionable directing and plot holes that abound in False Positive instead. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit W...

Need a pick-me-up this week? Temporarily suspend the horrors of reality by revisiting our recap of 2022 Netflix original movie sensation, Fall. With a rumored sequel (how??) in the works, there's no better time than the present to find out what all the fuss was about.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8...

We’re celebrating Halloween this year with a movie that is decidedly more trick than treat, but we invite you to come on the journey with us and decide for yourself! Benny Loves You is the bastard spawn of Child’s Play and Toy Story, and while this film doesn’t have a serious bone in its body, it is absolutely ruthless and irreverent when it comes to storytelling. The cast of highly unlikeable cha...

This campy, romantic spin on a classic monster tale is unexpectedly fun and delightful, or maybe our brains have just eroded so much this spooky season we can't tell up from down anymore. Set in the 80s purely for the vibes, Lisa Frankenstein finds its success in nostalgia, quirky humor, and A+ casting, not to mention the most creative repurposing of a tanning bed we've ever seen. Was it perfect?...

Welcome to Hella Burger, home of the Hella Burger, can Horny take your order? While this movie certainly has its issues with storytelling, Drive Thru totally nails the vibe of being a high school student in the mid-2000s. Especially if your parents were assholes who bullied a kid TO DEATH and that kid came back in the form of a fast food restaurant mascot to get his revenge on you. Such a universa...

This week on the I Hate It, Let's Watch It: Spooky Season lineup, we have Suitable Flesh, and if you guessed that the featured monster of this horror flick would be a sex-crazed, body-swapping octopus demon, well, we're impressed. And we want to be friends. Heather Graham shines in this fairly predictable but stabbalicious thriller, and if we had only gotten a bit less gore and a lot more lore, it...

We're kicking off spooky season with Austria's first (and hopefully only) zombie movie that dares to ask the question...what if a snowmaking machine didn't make snow, but made zombies instead? If that sounds like a bad business plan to you, you'd be correct, and weirdly enough, it also makes for a bad movie. With 99% of the film's budget going straight to fake bloody viscera and bumpy skin growths...

As the saying goes, all good things must come to an end and in our case, all bad things as well, which is why we haven't lost our minds (yet). It's the end of Season 4 of Emily in Paris and the end of our Parisian-centric episodes, but we're seeing more international destinations in our future so we can't be too sad about it. Are Emily and Gabriel over for good? Will Genevieve succeed in...whateve...

It's Christmas in Paris, and no one is getting what they want this year. Emily gets ditched on a ski slope, Sylvie gets a new roommate/employee in the form of Laurent's sketchy daughter from a previous relationship, and babies around the world will be getting rattles full of Maison Lavaux perfume in their stockings, so literally no one is happy, especially us. It's time to find out what Genevieve...

We hope you're not lactose intolerant because while Savoring Paris pretends to be a rom-com about an American woman searching for fulfillment and a grumpy Frenchman waiting for a second chance at love, it's actually a film about cheese. The plot, the scenery, the smells, the drama -- cheese is at the center of it all. While you better brie-lieve we love a gouda romance movie, this one falls just a...

When Stephen King takes to Twitter to declare a Netflix original shark movie with an objectively questionable premise "really quite good," you HAVE to vet it. So, we did. And we're here to tell you that it was, in fact, NOT quite good. It was actually quite bad, and we have the math to prove it. Without a strong core mission to hold it all together, Under Paris flails about in the water for 104 mi...

This week, we're wrapping up our coverage of Part 1 of Emily in Paris, and, man, have the discussion topics changed since last time. In classic EiP fashion, we're abruptly moving on from central plotlines like Alfie, Sylvie's survivor story, and pretty much everything we were worried about in the first three episodes to a bunch of things we didn't want to be worried about because we thought they w...

We're off to a rough start here in Season 4 of Emily in Paris, but buckle up because we're in it for the long haul. Between the tired love triangles, the cliched sit-com moments, and the inexplicable personality pivots, we're scared to see what the rest of Part 1 will bring us. Only one person can save us from this assured destruction, and it is our queen, Sylvie Grateau. (Okay, fine, two people -...