I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

There are two genres of triangle movies: Bermuda and love. This movie is neither. We're creating a third genre with this one, and we're calling it...the intersection of geometry and mythology...mythometry? Triangle is a three-sided, isosceles nightmare with a side of seagulls, so if you are looking for a story with a triumphant good-defeats-evil ending...look elsewhere.   Don’t forget to rate and...

Perhaps some killer undies to go with your killer jeans? We're following up our Slaxx throwback with a brand new review of this 2025 Tubi release (originally filmed NOT in 2025 and likely forgotten about for years for reasons we will make clear), KILLER THONG! This panty fantasy was a full-on acid trip for the ages, featuring an illegal amount of leopard-print clothing and baffling "surrealism" th...

It's Spooky Season, y'all! We're kicking it off with an old favorite from the Halloween archives, and this one ages like acid-wash denim. Slaxx is a delightfully hilarious and surprisingly political horror movie that might just scare the pants off of you. Stay tuned for more absurdity and stabby stabs this October as we count down the days to Halloween!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow...

As the world prepares to watch Alexander Skarsgard take on yet another absolutely unhinged movie role, let us remember him before he was a wicker basket -- as a man who played one of the most pathetic, spineless characters in cinema history. Infinity Pool rubbed us in ALL the wrong ways. What started as a fascinating morality tale curdled (like breast milk) into something uncomfy and gross. Wicker...

If haunted islands aren't your ideal summer vacation destination, how about a derelict barn AirBnB just down the hill from a structurally unsound farmhouse inhabited by some creepy/sexy old people? There's a lovely swamp for swimming that is definitely NOT filled with alligators, and if you're lucky, you might get to be an extra in a porn movie!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: ...

Even though the summer is coming to a close, there's still enough time left for one more vacation! May we interest you in a deserted island with an abandoned hotel haunted by a "half-face girl" that we never actually see? What is a "half face" anyway? Which half is missing? This movie fails to answer that and MANY more questions.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8it...

This is the movie they should be showing high school kids to get them to stay away from drugs because YIKES. An addiction to "pixie dust" turns what we assume was once a normal human man into a homicidal psychopath with (inexplicably) a robot voice and a real bad case of eczema, who is bent on winning his old girlfriend Wendy back from the lamest (ha! you'll get that pun later) version of Peter Pa...

Without further ado, we present to you yet another reptilian treasure -- Snake Hotel. Imagine Squid Games with a North Korean(?) twist and just a pinch of "sensual mommy" issues, and you're halfway to what this one is all about. And don't let the action-packed movie poster fool you...this one was a bit of a slithery slog.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatc...

It's another wild ride this week deep in the throes of our #StephenStaleySummer as we find out what happens when you accept free plastic surgery from a "doctor" with a vagina for a face. Spoiler alert: it's gross, and it involves old lady bjs (yes, that part surprised us, too). Come for the demonic seances, but stay for the third act plot twist you WON'T see coming!   Don’t forget to rate and subs...

Sticking with our theme of murderous scaly friends, we now present you with Dinosaur Prison, and if you're asking yourself if the dinosaurs are the guards or the inmates...it's kind of both? It's complicated. But don't worry, Willy Wonka will explain everything (i.e. nothing). We're afraid to say more here because this prison break is something that needs to be seen to be believed, so join us as w...

Welcome to #JusticeforJames #StephenStaleySummer! We are kicking things off with exclusive coverage of the most anticipated wedding of the summer. If you thought Taylor Swift was throwing the best wedding party this weekend, you could not be more wrong and if you disagree, you can take it up with our new best friend, the crocodile lurking in the shadows of an old English manor just waiting to spoi...

This week begins our official quest for #JUSTICE with a look back at Cinderella's Revenge, an alarmingly violent re-telling of the classic fairytale starring our best boy James as Elon Musk. Okay, "starring" may be overstating things, but at least he didn't get his nuts crushed in this one. Next week, we're rolling out a whole month of JAMES, and our fingers are crossed that his testicles are stil...

We know what you're thinking..."But Dawn & Lisa, Christmas is 6 months from now!" Well, guess what. #JusticeforJamesJuly starts in 2 weeks, and this is where it all began. In case you missed it, we watched this delightful holiday slasher in 2023, and we were gobsmacked and horrified by the senseless violence against good guy James by the titular nutcracker. So gobsmacked and horrified, in fact...

Happy Summer, y'all! It's time to head on down to those white sandy beaches and get ate by a mysterious sand-dwelling jellyfish monster! Get in the seasonal spirit with our reflections on classic sci-fi adventure, The Sand, and maybe think twice about attending those crazy beach parties with "Vegas rules."

We just reviewed Yorgos Linthimos' recent film, Bugonia, but if you were wondering what this man's other films look like, we have some great news for you. We covered Mr. Linthimos' 2017 (failed) attempt at cinematic mastery, and we're bringing it back out of the vault for your entertainment. The Killing of a Sacred Deer is one of those movies you just can't forget, for all the wrong reasons. So if...

If there is anything we are "Abel" to say with certainty after viewing this cinematic disaster, it is that The Weeknd must be stopped. Hurry Up Tomorrow is a hate crime against all human beings, and this is our official public plea to Barry Keoghan and Jenna Ortega to EXPLAIN THEMSELVES. Save yourselves the torture and let us tell you why this movie was nominated for multiple Razzies this year.  ...

Some surprising takes this week on what we assumed would be a hot, hot mess. A drastic improvement over our last encounter with Yorgos Lanthimos (check out Ep. 133 - The Killing of a Sacred Deer), Bugonia has made us question everything. What is real?? Is the Earth actually flat?? Who REALLY shot JFK?? Are the reptilians actually in charge of our government (honestly, preferable)?? Join us down th...

You know we're always down for a shark movie, but this one wasn't exactly noteworthy. Despite some nifty CGI effects and concerted attempts to show you what it looks like when the entire Atlantic Ocean invites itself over for dinner, Thrash is missing something but we can't put our fins on it...   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatc...

The wait is over! The lost episode is here! We FINALLY get around to expressing our thoughts and feelings on The Girl in the Pool, and was it worth the wait? You tell us.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Well, friends, we’ve done it. We’ve reached a new low. In our 200 episodes, we have never seen ANYTHING quite like this, and with any luck, we never will again. The only thing more annoying than pickleballers talking about how much they love pickleball is this absolute disaster of a motion picture. With about 5 mediocre actors carrying a tissue-thin plot, The Pickleball Exorcist wastes no time, mo...

And they all lived happily ever after! Or did they? Of course, they did. This is Bridgerton. It's the season finale, so it's time for a wedding (as long as you stick around through the credits because apparently it wasn't important enough to include in the actual episode). Araminta gets a mild scolding in private for her hideous crimes, and we're somehow supposed to be cool with that, and...what's...

Our prediction chickens are starting to come home to roost! The NEW Lady Penwood's identity is revealed. The Queen has a change of...whatever she has instead of a heart. Benedict makes an earth-shattering discovery (all because of a NECKLACE). And somebody gets engaged! Who could it be?? Tune in to find out! Also, April 16th is International Documentary Day, so stay with us to the end to hear our...

Our little Bridgerton babies are all grown up! Gregory and Hyacinth steal the show this week with their adorable wide-eyed fascination around the delicate process of wooing a partner. Neither should be seeking advice from Benedict, however, as he needed both Will Mondrich AND his brothers to beat some sense into that beautifully smooth brain of his before he could make a move regarding Sophie. And...

For the love of God, will SOMEONE please slap some sense into Benedict?! The man still cannot put two and two together to realize who Sophi is, even though he has extra time to examine her now that she is a lady's maid in the Bridgerton home (another bright idea from Benedict). If you think that's bad enough, wait until you hear his indecent proposal...   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow...

Things are heating up a bit in episode 3 with a little carriage sex and all this scandalous talk of pinnacles! Benedict and Sophie are even getting in on the fun with some casual nudity and a stolen kiss. But none of this is without its complications as the Maid Wars escalate, plunging the entire ton into chaos. We suspect there could be a convenient vacancy for Sophie somewhere close by where she...