The Order of the Purple League

I Hate Fantasy Football Podcast

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If you have a love/hate relationship with fantasy football, this is the podcast for you

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The Order of the Purple League

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Latest episode

Oct 8, 2025

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Episodes

Therapy Session Freestyle 08.10.2025

Alvaro airs out his feelings via freestyle

Snap, Crackle...Hill :( 01.10.2025

Double A attack! Alvaro helps Armando process his depression on today's episode.

Omarion Hampton's Ice Box 17.09.2025

A super short one today. Alvaro gives a few thoughts on week 2, and Pablo tells us how he really feels about Omarion Hampton.

I Hate The Dolphins Podcast 10.09.2025

Alex, Alvaro, and Daniel kick off this year's therapy session with a week 1 recap, venting on the Dolphins, and awakening Pablo from his slumber to get his thoughts on an almost historically low scoring fantasy performance (spoiler alert - he vents about the Dolphins instead).

Antonio Brown’s 12 Inch Yucca 06.10.2022

The IHFF podcast is back! On this episode we look back on the 2022 season thus far, and touch on Antonio Brown, Brady's marriage, Tua's "back", and Stafford's interesting preferences.  

2021 NFL Week 1 Recap - How long until you drop Aaron Rodgers? 16.09.2021

Welcome back or Welcome to the I Hate Fantasy Football Podcast. As we return for the 2021 NFL Season we recap some of the highs and lows (mostly lows) from Week 1 of the NFL season and look ahead to some head to head Week 2 match-ups. Thanks for listening! 

Deshaun Drama and Top 5 Top 5 Top 5 Picks 08.04.2021

We're back! (A podcaster's story) After our hiatus we are back and the same as ever. We talk the Deshaun drama, the upcoming NFL draft, our predictions for the top 5 fantasy draft picks, and Jameis Winston's eyesight. Thanks for the support!    (Jameis let us know when you're available to join the show)

Brady, GTFO and Retire 05.02.2021

Hansel, Pablo, and Alvaro have loving words for Brady on the eve of his Super Bowl appearance, discuss the Watson Sweepstakes, and share their appreciation for punctuality of concert events.

Grocery Store Fleshlights 17.01.2021

Well, this is a bit late. The fantasy chatter was week 10 related, but let's be real, you don't come here for the fantasy talk. Alex, Alvaro, Armando, and Hansel discuss athletes with panzas (beer guts), Antonio Brown's sexual assault allegations, and - as the title suggests - grocery store fleshlights.   Stick with us, we'll get new content out soon. 

DiNucci's Pizza 01.11.2020

We know we've been MIA. We're sorry.  But this week we're back better than ever with a cavalcade of characters (Alvaro, Armando, Daniel, Dixie, Hansel, and Tech) looking back at the unfortunate injuries which have plagued this season thus far, and a deep dive into the soon to be historic debut of one Benjamin Anthony DiNucci.    

Quarantine Sessions #5 - The Dungeon of Draft 20.08.2020

Alvaro, Armando, Alex, Ryan, and Daniel reminisce fondly on the 49th street in Hialeah of their youth, reach for fantasy football topics to talk about, and finish off with an epic Making the Band inspired draft.    

Quarantine Sessions #4 - Who the f*** is Shane Falco? 27.07.2020

Alex, Armando, Pablo, and Alvaro discuss the idea of having an IL spot for Covid positive players, the effect of no pre-season on fantasy football, and draft cartoon fantasy football squads.   Listen!  

Quarantine Sessions #3 - Brady Before Rodgers 14.06.2020

It's difficult to balance casual socially conscious conversation with the buffoonery we typically do, but I think we managed to do well. Please give it a listen.

Quarantine Sessions #2 - Tua is human 23.04.2020

Alvaro, Armando, and Alex are here once again to keep you entertained during these weird times. Everyone from the purple league makes a cameo, and the guys dive into Netflix reality shows and the NFL draft. Listen!

Quarantine Sessions - David Johnson is a Walnut 15.04.2020

We're back! Despite all the madness in the world currently going on, this is a surprisingly football heavy podcast. But it would be a mistake to not cover the topic we're most concerned with at the moment, so we made sure to spend sufficient time discussing it... and of course, I'm talking about Tiger King. So please, take a break from recording Tik Tok videos, and let Armando, Alvaro, Alex and a...

2019 Week #16 - Felmo's World 26.12.2019

Late but great.

2019 Week #15 - F You, Darius Slayton 14.12.2019

Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to say A LOT of things. Also, the guys give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.

2019 Week #14 - Derrius Guice Will Win You Your League...Next Year 08.12.2019

Apologies for the lateness, once again. On this week's episode, Daniel joins Alvaro and Armando to vent about his lost season, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.  

2019 Week #12 - Myles Garrett and A Purple Dildo 24.11.2019

PJ joins Alvaro and Armando this week to share his problems, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Thanks for listening!

2019 Week #11 - Christian McCaffrey and Anal Fissures 19.11.2019

Alex joins Armando and Alvaro this week to bring you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Be sure to stick until the end for a fun story from Armando.

2019 Week #10 - Phillip Rivers is Moving to London 12.11.2019

Sorry for the lateness. It's a fun one, just listen to it.

2019 Week #9 - Jimmy Garappolo Is A Good Looking Guy 31.10.2019

This week you're a VIP at Alvaro and Armando's House of Disappointment, where we welcome some of this year's biggest Fantasy letdowns. We also get Dixie to lay his Two Things on the table, and Felmo makes the guys ponder what superpowers they would choose to use for personal gain. Enjoy this treat.

2019 Week #8 - Christian Kirk (Maybe) Did Drugs 25.10.2019

Hansel brings the INTENSITY, and so Alvaro and Armando turn up the energy to match. It's a whirlwind from the start - the guys hit you with their 2 Things (x2!), we find out how well Hansel's knows his team in this week's Money With The Trivia, and Felmo drops by with his question of the day. Strap in, you're in for a hell of a ride.  

2019 Week #7 - We Never Called Pablo 18.10.2019

Alex joins Alvaro and Armando on this week's nonsense filled show. The guys talk Two Things, we find out if Alex knows his players by their voice, and Felmo drops by with his question of the day. Enjoy the ear fodder.    

2019 Week #6 - Cecil Shorts, That's Right 12.10.2019

Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to talk Two Things about week 5, Tyler Lockett's poetry book, and other nonsense. They also get a surprise appearance from a new fuzzy friend ...

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