Rob/Mike/Matt/John
Hypotheticals
Two middle aged white guys coming up with practical outcomes to absurd hypothetical questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Latest episode
Nov 1, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 74: The Only Time Installing Windows Is More Secure 01.11.2026 1:05:38
Hosts: Rob & Kate So, every private person's worst nightmare. Door's can't lock and anyone can barge in. Sort of like Three's Company Content: https://www.afullcirclepodcast.com/about https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4934214/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 73: Are You There God, It's Me, Hypotheticals Podcast 15.10.2026 1:04:21
Hosts: Rob & Kate We really go into the dark side of things with what it would be like if you could undo death penalties Content: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/about-that-life/id6802876936?l=vi https://store.steampowered.com/app/526870/Satisfactory/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 72: Oops, All Stallones 01.10.2026 50:10
Hosts: Rob, Kate, Matt Everyone's doing the multiverse and we've had this same thought with Nicholas Cage, why not Stallone? Content: https://www.youtube.com/HintTV https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088001/ https://www.stewartcopeland.net/works/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 71: As Your Financial Advisor I Advise Your Run 15.09.2026 1:08:05
Hosts: Rob & Kate If you outlaw billionaires only billionaires will be outlaws. I mean yeah that's the point. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@TheRetroFuture https://ahnestkitchen.com/cookbook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJlIBSzofM4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 70: One Standard War Crime 01.09.2026 1:09:43
Hosts: Rob & Matt Yep, you can order a standard jar of Peanut Butter, but what about a standard soldier? Or a standard nuke? Content: https://www.youtube.com/@katwatchesmovies/videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk https://www.doesthedogdie.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 69: The Cost Benefit Analysis For The Electric Chair Has Changed 15.08.2026 1:25:59
Hosts: Rob & Mike I think we'd screw it up, but what if energy was really free? Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@STRANGEONS https://www.youtube.com/@Thechrisbarnett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 68: The Purge Purge 01.08.2026 1:15:50
Hosts: Rob & Kate We asked what you'd do in the purge, but now, what if all laws were perfectly enforced? Boo. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@SwegleStudios https://trueliferpg.substack.com/p/heist-at-the-gardiner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 67: I'd Eat People 15.07.2026 1:41:38
Hosts: Rob & Shiloh If we're playing the odds we'd both be the joined. But we'd do other things if we were in pluribus as regular people. Content; https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386950/ https://buenavistamusical.com/&ved=2ahUKEwjYyPyivq2VAxVrF2IAHTsxApAQFnoECBQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0tNUShi9LuzzOS5yecZw0_ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt34675596/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Episode 66: Oops, All Disposable People 01.07.2026 1:25:33
Hosts: Rob & Mike Yep, at least none of us have to be Jared Leto. Instead we figure out what we'd use the tron matter gun for. Content: https://www.youtube.com/knowingbetter https://www.instagram.com/grapplingeric/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 65: Aspire To Have Good Enemies 15.06.2026 1:11:03
Hosts: Rob & Matt We really tried to have a topic. We even said one, but then mostly ignored it. So enjoy the rambling, mostly about media. Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@TheRestIsScience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJTXB5uT_C4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 64: The Real Nice Police 01.06.2026 1:20:40
Hosts: Rob & Matt We ask what if you were legally required to be nice to everyone. Content: https://www.youtube.com/c/FoldingIdeas https://www.youtube.com/c/10hourschannel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 63: I'm A Non-Violent Serial Killer 15.05.2026 1:21:31
Hosts: Rob & Mike Everyone needs a place to hide something right? What would you put in your own personal pocket dimension? Content: https://www.thedeltaflyers.org/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQHX6ViZmPsWiYSFAyS0a3Q Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 62: My Voter Base Is Extra Crispy 01.05.2026 1:19:47
Hosts: Rob & Kate What if the dead actually could and did vote? Content: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7772588/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_(American_TV_series) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 61: Slap Yourself Out Of This One, Will 15.04.2026 1:08:21
Hosts: Rob & Matt Yep Hancock and the pursuit of happiness: the same guy. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast https://www.hyperfixedpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 60: World War DDR 01.04.2026 1:12:59
Hosts: Rob & Mike Could you defeat the Russians with a new any% Mario 1 world record? ie: what if video game competitions determined who won a war? https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41552709-the-uninhabitable-earth https://rockykanaka.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 59: The Animal Happening 15.03.2026 1:08:13
Hosts: Rob & Matt & Kate We ask what if animals did what they probably should have millennia ago: unite against us humans. https://www.youtube.com/@DarkMatter2525/videos https://www.youtube.com/@AntsCanada https://www.netflix.com/title/81054847 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvPnZnBXc4 https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball Hosted on A...
Episode 58: When I Grow Up I Don't Want To Grow Up 01.03.2026 54:25
Hosts: Rob & Matt We ask what would you do if you became a vampire. There's a lot more practical answers than you'd think. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@ThenNow https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4V_jMdRbbTrmBVJB6FDzgw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Chip Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 57: Everyone On My Floor Is Coding 15.02.2026 1:05:07
Hosts: Rob, Kate, & Matt Yep, it's a weird one especially since a lot of people don't know ow to code, even some developers. So what happens if everyone suddenly forgets how to? Recommended content: https://www.youtube.com/@AdamSomething https://www.netflix.com/title/81591296?source=35&fromWatch=true https://www.youtube.com/@TLDRpodcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Episode 56: We Gave Everyone Jedibedes 01.02.2026 1:17:24
Hosts: Rob & Shiloh We don't discriminate against Sith or Jedi, everyone gets everyone's powers. Suggested content: https://www.youtube.com/@DGR_Dave https://www.youtube.com/@AdamDoesNotExist Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 55: We Should Send Aliens Ransomware 15.01.2026 1:09:00
Hosts: Rob & Matt I'm sure fans of The Craft would like to see the crew go after a xenomorph. Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@MentourPilot https://www.youtube.com/@KillTheCompShow/videos Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 54: The Pot Phelps Actually Used (JK Do Not Sue) 01.01.2026 1:08:20
Hosts: Rob & Mike I can't imagine the podheads would be excited if all the effects were the opposite of before. Content suggestions: https://www.yourownbackyardpodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@ChefStudioChannel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 53: I Guess I Have To Rate This Landmine 1 Of 5 Stars 15.12.2025 1:20:35
Hosts: Rob & Matt We borrowed heavily from Torchwood Miracle Day. But only what if killing was impossible. Recommended content: https://www.youtube.com/@HistoryofHumankind https://www.hilariousworld.org/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 52: Disney Has Deployed Human Shields 01.12.2025 48:15
Hots: Rob & Kate That's right, we're doing what Ron DeSantis never dreamed of: invading Disneyland. Content recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/@LostFutures1 https://store.steampowered.com/app/294100/RimWorld/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 51: The Library Late Fees On My Papyrus Are Going To Kill Me 15.11.2025 1:19:21
Hosts; Rob & Matt & Mike This could have easily been a "what would you do if you had time travel?" bu that's too much for an episode, so the time machine has a broken gear and can only go to when the library of Alexandira existed. Content recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/professordaveexplains https://www.storyofbible.com/the-bug-bible-and-other-unusual-bibles.html https://open.spot...
Episode 50: Is Bullet Bill A Kamakazi 01.11.2025 1:10:34
Hosts: Rob & Matt It's about time Dennis Hopper claimed revenge. But yeah what if the actual mushroom kingdom invaded? Apologies to those hoping for some new Yoshi lore. Content recommendations: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/blindspot/id1567282609 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LGe265pwvU https://petapixel.com/2025/07/28/someone-saved-a-digital-image-file-to-a-bird/ Hosted on Acast....
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