Rob/Mike/Matt/John

Hypotheticals

Comedy EN ↓ 66 episodes

Two middle aged white guys coming up with practical outcomes to absurd hypothetical questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Latest episode

Jul 1, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 66: Oops, All Disposable People 01.07.2026

Hosts: Rob & Mike Yep, at least none of us have to be Jared Leto. Instead we figure out what we'd use the tron matter gun for. Content: https://www.youtube.com/knowingbetter https://www.instagram.com/grapplingeric/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 65: Aspire To Have Good Enemies 15.06.2026

Hosts: Rob & Matt We really tried to have a topic. We even said one, but then mostly ignored it. So enjoy the rambling, mostly about media. Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@TheRestIsScience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJTXB5uT_C4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 64: The Real Nice Police 01.06.2026

Hosts: Rob & Matt We ask what if you were legally required to be nice to everyone. Content: https://www.youtube.com/c/FoldingIdeas https://www.youtube.com/c/10hourschannel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 63: I'm A Non-Violent Serial Killer 15.05.2026

Hosts: Rob & Mike Everyone needs a place to hide something right? What would you put in your own personal pocket dimension? Content: https://www.thedeltaflyers.org/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQHX6ViZmPsWiYSFAyS0a3Q Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 62: My Voter Base Is Extra Crispy 01.05.2026

Hosts: Rob & Kate What if the dead actually could and did vote? Content: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7772588/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_(American_TV_series) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 61: Slap Yourself Out Of This One, Will 15.04.2026

Hosts: Rob & Matt Yep Hancock and the pursuit of happiness: the same guy. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast https://www.hyperfixedpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 60: World War DDR 01.04.2026

Hosts: Rob & Mike Could you defeat the Russians with a new any% Mario 1 world record? ie: what if video game competitions determined who won a war? https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41552709-the-uninhabitable-earth https://rockykanaka.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 59: The Animal Happening 15.03.2026

Hosts: Rob & Matt & Kate We ask what if animals did what they probably should have millennia ago: unite against us humans. https://www.youtube.com/@DarkMatter2525/videos https://www.youtube.com/@AntsCanada https://www.netflix.com/title/81054847 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvPnZnBXc4 https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball Hosted on A...

Episode 58: When I Grow Up I Don't Want To Grow Up 01.03.2026

Hosts: Rob & Matt We ask what would you do if you became a vampire. There's a lot more practical answers than you'd think. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@ThenNow https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4V_jMdRbbTrmBVJB6FDzgw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Chip Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 57: Everyone On My Floor Is Coding 15.02.2026

Hosts: Rob, Kate, & Matt Yep, it's a weird one especially since a lot of people don't know ow to code, even some developers. So what happens if everyone suddenly forgets how to? Recommended content: https://www.youtube.com/@AdamSomething https://www.netflix.com/title/81591296?source=35&fromWatch=true https://www.youtube.com/@TLDRpodcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Episode 56: We Gave Everyone Jedibedes 01.02.2026

Hosts: Rob & Shiloh We don't discriminate against Sith or Jedi, everyone gets everyone's powers. Suggested content: https://www.youtube.com/@DGR_Dave https://www.youtube.com/@AdamDoesNotExist Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 55: We Should Send Aliens Ransomware 15.01.2026

Hosts: Rob & Matt I'm sure fans of The Craft would like to see the crew go after a xenomorph. Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@MentourPilot https://www.youtube.com/@KillTheCompShow/videos Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 54: The Pot Phelps Actually Used (JK Do Not Sue) 01.01.2026

Hosts: Rob & Mike I can't imagine the podheads would be excited if all the effects were the opposite of before. Content suggestions: https://www.yourownbackyardpodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@ChefStudioChannel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 53: I Guess I Have To Rate This Landmine 1 Of 5 Stars 15.12.2025

Hosts: Rob & Matt We borrowed heavily from Torchwood Miracle Day. But only what if killing was impossible. Recommended content: https://www.youtube.com/@HistoryofHumankind https://www.hilariousworld.org/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 52: Disney Has Deployed Human Shields 01.12.2025

Hots: Rob & Kate That's right, we're doing what Ron DeSantis never dreamed of: invading Disneyland. Content recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/@LostFutures1 https://store.steampowered.com/app/294100/RimWorld/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 51: The Library Late Fees On My Papyrus Are Going To Kill Me 15.11.2025

Hosts; Rob & Matt & Mike This could have easily been a "what would you do if you had time travel?" bu that's too much for an episode, so the time machine has a broken gear and can only go to when the library of Alexandira existed. Content recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/professordaveexplains https://www.storyofbible.com/the-bug-bible-and-other-unusual-bibles.html https://open.spot...

Episode 50: Is Bullet Bill A Kamakazi 01.11.2025

Hosts: Rob & Matt It's about time Dennis Hopper claimed revenge. But yeah what if the actual mushroom kingdom invaded? Apologies to those hoping for some new Yoshi lore. Content recommendations: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/blindspot/id1567282609 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LGe265pwvU https://petapixel.com/2025/07/28/someone-saved-a-digital-image-file-to-a-bird/ Hosted on Acast....

Episode 49: Little Tikes First Technical 15.10.2025

Hosts: Rob & Kate Now I'll be honest, there's a lot of things we probably didn't cover because we went on tangents about nuclear accidents. But anyway we ask what if we did actually militarize the boyscouts and I learned we kinda do already. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@Shaun_vids https://www.thiswarofmine.com/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/2238470/Grimshire/ Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Episode 48: Sub To Me On Twitch To Live 15.09.2025

Hosts: Rob, Kate, Matt https://www.youtube.com/@JessieGender1 kids in the hall preachergrimshire Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 47: Oops, All Short Topics 01.09.2025

Hosts: Rob & Mike So we went through a few topics so this one will be a surprise! Recommended content: 21st centry federalist old man's war films to be buried with Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 46: I Lost My Arm In The Queen's Gambit 15.08.2025

Hosts: Rob, Matt, & Shiloh Content: https://themoth.org/radio-hour https://www.youtube.com/@JoshJohnsonComedy https://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/cagcast-video-game-podcast.55/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 45: The Grindset Apocalypse 01.08.2025

Hosts: Rob & Kate (new host!) Uber isn't great but it gets weird if any job can be called via Uber Recommended content: https://www.youtube.com/@PolterGibbst Elizabeth Moon - fantasy author, new short stories coming out Tales from the Stinky Dragons Podcast for D&D Womble - For all your bullshittery gaming needs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 44: Welcome To Cognitive Dissonance Podcast 15.07.2025

Hosts: Rob & Mike What if you were forced to listen to terrible podcasts? Amish computers: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/zyi2ti/til_there_is_an_amish_computer_it_doesnt_have/ Hard Landing Podcast: https://www.hardlandingspodcast.com/ the new world review (sorry, no link) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 43: Durianboarded 01.07.2025

Hosts: Rob & Matt Ok, I'll be real. I stole this idea from the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Matrix. There are really some horrible outcomes if you can only taste chicken no matter what you eat. Anyway, content: Say Potato, https://www.facebook.com/groups/it.humor.and.memes/posts/30303169522615443/ Three Arrows: https://www.youtube.com/@ThreeArrows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Episode 42: The Tonight Show With Jeffrey Dahmer 15.06.2025

Hosts: Rob & Mike Honestly this one is closer to reality than maybe I was willing to admit: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/online-fundraiser-woman-used-racial-slur-raises-675k-racist-support-rcna204923 Don't be a terrible person Context for that comment about the foo fighters https://skepchick.org/2024/09/how-dave-grohl-foo-fighters-put-actual-lives-at-risk/ Content: https://store.steamp...

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