Husbands Watching Housewives

The Housewives head down the Shore to celebrate Danielle's husband being alive. Jenn Fessler does her best Dolores impression and fails, pissing Rachel off in the process. Teresa and Melissa have family time (but not with each other).

Melissa prepares to send her daughter to college, Margaret is feeling off following her ex-husband's passing, Dolores is no closer to getting a ring, Rachel throws Jen Fessler a surprise birthday party, and it's the Fudas vs. Teresa in a big blow-up.

We rewatch an episode of the season 13 reunion and remind ourselves about all things New Jersey and set our intentions for a satisfying season 14.

The Reunion comes to the end (of the road) Gordon & Mia reveal a secret; Wendy and Nneka attempt to bury the shrine; Ashley stays messy; Robyn and Gizelle remain in denial; Karen continues to be the fence; Keiarna auditions for next season; and Andy gets his Party City crown.

As the Reunion carries on Candiace can't win for losing, Wendy makes a valid point about colorism, and Gizelle talks over people. The husbands show up and Chris is not having any of it this time.

Candiace goes head to head with Robyn and Gizelle. Karen continues to be the fence. Attention turns toward Mia's marriage. **NOTE** We are joined by our very first guest and we haven't quite figured out how to share the mic, so the sound is less than perfect on this one. We'll do better next time.

The women deal with the fallout from the fashion show brawl. Ashley's feet are held to the fire. The "iconic" Monarch photos are revealed and like... you know... ummm...Gordon and Mia's marriage falls apart.

With one episode left we finally get interesting stories from the Potomac Housewives! Each of the women show us what's going on in their lives without running it past their castmates. Truly a refreshing episode! And we aren't even talking about fighting on Sesame Street.

Erika and Kathy have a kiki while Sutton and Garcelle have an "unplanned" exit. Andy grills Kyle on her marriage and friendship with Morgan. Crystal gets first chair the first and last time.

Those who are not allergic attend Charrisse's "Annual" crab boil where Mia and Jacqueline have a good talk and Candiace and Robyn do not. We get so bored we talk about the Oscars.

Kyle and Sutton accuse each other of being a bad friend, Erika continues to give zero F's, Dorit makes Andy yawn again, and nobody is willing to be direct. Say that s*** with your chest, ladies.

We come to the conclusion of the girl's trip with no resolution. The G.E.B. try to make something out of nothing, Ashley and Mia spar over who's the biggest gold digger, and the women celebrate Karen's thighs.

The reuion gets underway. Everything about Dorit is problematic. Crystal and Annemarie spar again. And Kyle is ready to check a castmate.

The girls trip rages on in the D.R. night golf, sex talk, and awkward dinners. Candiace and Wendy run afoul of the Green-Eyed Bandits when they roll their brown eyes at dinner.

Everybody prepares for the season finale at Kyle's White Party. Then a few months later we see the Housewives reactions to breaking news of Kyle and Mauricio's separation. Kyle and Mauricio sit down with their daughters and address the situation.

Nneka and Wendy finally have a sit-down. Robyn starts the Dominican Republic trip with room assignment drama. Gizelle attempts a shady coronation which is completely unreasonable.

Erika gets an apology from last person you'd expect. Crystal and Annemarie agree to disagree. Kyle and Mo awkwardly discuss their marriage. We talk about the Housewife and the Hustler: Part Deux and Porsha's return to RHOA.

Sutton melts our hearts as she throws Merce to the wind (and onto Garcelle's back and into Erika's mouth). The Housewives speak their intentions to the universe and then head to dinner and Flemenco dancing before heading back to Beverly Hills where Kyle shares her marriage issues with Dorit.

Wendy throws a weed party without any weed. The only thing unpacked at Nneka's party is drama between Karen & Mia. We find ourselves in a bad place with Giselle and decide to talk about other stuff like Kandi leaving Atlanta, best/worst dressed, emergency pizzas and every other tv show besides Potomac.

The Barcelona trip continues. Crystal goes to the hospital while everybody else shops. Sutton begins to melt Geoff's heart. We both hope for more excitement on next week's episode.

Went to the Two Ts in a Pod live show in San Francisco. Their husbands! Housewives from other cities! Special call-in guest! The Two Ts did not disappoint.

Some of the Housewives go to Surrey County where Nneka tries to clear the air with Wendy.

The women arrive in Barcelona. Annemarie stirs the pot at dinner, Sutton has a ziploc bag, Crystal gets sick, and we go off on many tangents.

Andy attempts to resolve the issues between the women. Heather comes clean about her black eye. And Monica explains her involvement with Reality Von Tease...with a burn book??

The women celebrate Mother's Day. We finally learn more about Nneka. And Candiace and Robyn try to squash their beef (and we have a lot of opinions about it).