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Heather and Katie are both upset with Gina about paparazzi-gate. Emily and Shane celebrate their anniversary. Alexis and Tamra take shots and Shannon. Vicki leans into her hypocrite era.

Chanel and Lesa have a huge fight over the voice note. A wild night out leads to a grumpy hungover for Stanbury. The ladies scream under waterfalls. And Lesa gives the women dresses but only half of them actually like theirs.

Margaret and Dolores get into a ferocious fight that quickly blows over; Danielle tries to make peace with her father; everybody gears up for the Last Supper; Jennifer Aydin throws a low blow at Danielle; Margaret drops a bomb on Teresa and Jackie is the collateral damage.

Tamra leads the women on a dive-bar night out a la Coyote Ugly; Shannon confides in Vicki (and her staph infection) about her lawsuit; Katie organizes a golf day for the ladies, where she tries to drive home her accusations about Heather and staged Pap photos; predictably, Heather explodes.

Messy Fessy informs Margaret of Teresa's upcoming "mind blowing" sit-down; the men have competing Guy's Nights; John Fuda nearly dies of embarrassment; we almost die of secondhand embarrassment; Margaret crashes Teresa's gathering in own, special way.

Jenn and Gina take their fight from the cafe to the football field; Alexis seems to SWF Shannon, Emily faces body image issues; a RHOBH appears; then Gina and Travis have a sad goodbye.

The ladies head to Bali without Brooks (or Sergio). Later, Brooks arrives, partying commences, and a damaging voice note makes the rounds. Plus, we go off on many tangents.

The ladies actually have fun at Rachel's stayover. Fessler and Fuda squash their beef (for now); Jennifer Aydin confronts Teresa about not having her back; and we learn more about the lawsuit facing Teresa's family.

Shannon jumps from one fight with Alexis to another with Tamra, makes amends with Gina, and gets to an ok place with Heather. We learn more about Katie. And Jenn and Gina rip each other's heads off on the worst coffee date ever. #youforgotyourcroissant

Ayan fashionably debuts her makeup line; Stanbury has her housewarming; Brooks offers a non-apology and Taleen begs to differ, leading to a shouting match in the street.

The ladies gather for Melissa's fashion show (but not everybody got a free dress); Margaret and Jackie don't see eye-to-eye; Dolores and Margaret come to an understanding; Danielle and Jennifer exchange fiery words; and Teresa apparently journals.

Shannon deals with the fallout from her DUI, Heather shows us ALL her houses, Gina has to make a tough decision, Jenn faces an unstable homelife, Emily takes us on her weight loss journey, Tamra gives a family update, we meet a new housewife, and Alexis Bellino returns!

Taleen and Brooks' friendship is more frayed than ever. Lesa continues to find difficulty with a work/life balance. Stanbury and her daughter discuss issues about Sergio. We see more of Sara's hot "friend". Brooks talks rubbish at her son's birthday party and we really don't understand why.

Sara introduces her new "friend" to the ladies, Brooks and Taleen squabble during two different meals, Sergio's baby fever continues and Caroline hosts a lunch for the women to get away from him.

Joe Gorga officiates a gay wedding for Pride ratings; we learn that the G isn't necessarily silent in Joe Benigno; the women recap the Danielle v. Jennifer incident; Dolores and Fessler defend John Fuda much to Rachel's chagrin.

We learn more about Taleen's life pre-Housewives, Sergio feels disrespected by Caroline and her children, Ayan tries to figure out her actual age, Sara has a new romantic interest, and Lesa & Taleen get into a big argument over something small.

Melissa prepares for her Envy fashion show, Margaret and Rachel bond, Teresa admits she's using Jackie to take down Margaret, Dolores is done with Jackie altogether, and Jennifer pushes Danielle too far.

Taleen plays matchmaker for Sara with poor results. Caroline and Sergio host a goodbye party, but Brooks is uninvited. Later Stanbury and Brooks hash out their issues.

At Melissa's housewarming the Fudas update the Gorgas on their sit-down with Teresa and Luis. Danielle and Jen Aydin get into it. Teresa's gift goes into the fire. Margaret exposes Jackie with a screen shot, and Dolo is nobody's slob!

We get to know more about Taleen and her family, Chanel and Sara squash their beef while the Carolines continue to battle. What exactly are they fighting about?

Paulie and Dolores have an awkward conversation about their future. The ladies (well, half of them) join Margaret for golf and gossip. The Jens share a margarita built for two, Jackie visits Teresa, Danielle premieres at NY Fashion Week, and the Fudas demand an apology.

After a loooong wait we're back in Dubai. Chanel Ayan and Stanbury are surprisingly in a good place, but not Chanel and Sara. Brooks shows off her new salon, Lesa is booked and busy, and Taleen makes a revealing first impression

Melissa and Jenn Aidyn meet to squash their beef... again; the Catanias sit down for a wholesome family dinner; Danielle questions her friendships with Teresa and Jenn Aydin; Rachel runs out of F's to give and gets to the point with Teresa.

Rachel and Fessler talk through their issues; Jenn Aydin throws a birthday party for her dog so they can gossip about Danielle; Melissa and Joe take Antonia to college; Margaret and Jackie get heated; and Dolores wonders if we're all in the Twilight Zone.

Melissa throws Joe an Italian themed-birthday party (and Rachel will cry if she wants to). John Fuda brings a special guest. Margaret and Jenn Fessler get into it over Teresa, while Jennifer Aidyn plays whack-a-mole... and no, that's not a euphemism.