Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

A bonus episode of sorts... As we'll be spending a month out of the country, we've invested in some field mics to record wirelessly and wherever we are. So, we gave them a go in the car (quite noisy) and had a bit of an unscripted chat. We talked about: • Travel plans. • The possibility of Lorra crying again on the pod. • An absolutely gross fingernail story. • Bathroom quietness in teen relations...

Episode 21 of #HAWSTL (Husband and Wife Sentenced to Life) stumbles around subjects like a legless uncle at a wedding. We chat about: • Forest fruits green tea. • A bizarre car smell. • High-achieving kids who are rubbish at home. • Booking the dreaded trip to the UK. • Father-in-law similarities. • Holidays ruining health plans. • The TV theme that made Lorra cry this week. • What we want for Leo...

We're back! And it's ep20 of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life). So much going on in this one and it gets more emotional than we ever have before. We talk about: • Lorra finally extacting Simon's 'Clarksons'. • The difficulties of dieting. • The varieties of middle-aged w****rs. • Solitary exercising. • Northern accents dying out. • Whether lab-meat is veggie or not. • The UAE getting...

We're back with another bumper podcast episode of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life). We tried to record one at the weekend but SOMEONE had a strop! Instead, today we talk about... • Back to work blues. • The politics of making-up. • Games with the kids. • Olympics spoilers. • Expo crisp news. • Covid brain science. • What Millennials think makes someone old. • A 'Wife's Whinge' about...

A bit of a gap since our last pod but we've squeezed plenty into episode 18 of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life), including... • Surprise rain. • A working weekend at a posh hotel. • Crazy bed making. • Lorra's far-too-detailed toilet story. • A 'Wife's Whinge' about Lamp forgetfulness. • A 'Husband's Hump' about rude face surveying. • A 'Would You Rather?' about being supportive vs b...

We're on a "staycation" (vomit) this weekend, so this podcast was recorded a little bit early. And for episode 17 of #HAWSTL,w e talked about... • The approaching Denmark vs England game. • Avoiding being an "It's Coming Home" guy. • Sitting down to wee, • Packing being one of the worst jobs. • The benefits of living in a holiday destination. • Purchases that cause arguments and break-ups. • A 'Wi...

For her birthday, our 9yr old daughter wanted to take her Spanish boyfriend for a romantic, Italian meal, which we were about to head out for, so we didn't have a heck of a lot of time... But managed to just about squeeze an episode out. Here's what we talked about... • Hating the word 'staycation'. • Our 9yr old's romantic date. • 10 things you shouldn't wear on a date. • Scary sunglasses science...

Episode 15 almost didn't happen because we were mid-birthday party for our youngest, Betsy Pearl. But, like the troopers that we are, we walked the fifteen paces to the studio and talked for a whole 30mins. Legends! And here's what we talked about... • Our current Chart position (26th). • Can mums have a G&T at their kid's party? • Matt Hancock Video Apologist. • What TV habits put us off some...

A pre-listen warning... There's a proper argument in episode 14 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' . We also talked about... • The 'Bed Legs' phenomenon. • Science... What makes an internet troll? • Simon admits to trolling an awful car hire firm. • Lorra has a pop at Simon's Tweets. • Chrissy Teigen schadenfreude. • A survey about partner time. • Lorra's travel-ban rant. • Signs of the (al...

Episode 13... But is it unlucky? We'll after making an appearance at No.25 in the UAE Podcast Charts, we disappeared again, so maybe there's something in it! Today we talked about... • Secret superstitions. • Lucky Perfume. • Father's Day Feedback. • "Spite-buying". • Simon's 'Dadzy' leading to an accidentally distasteful moment. • The results of our knickers survey. • Parent bedroom rules. • Wife...

Simon tried to get out of recording ep.12 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', due to extreme exhaustion but Lorra twisted his arm and it could be the best episode yet! Today we talk about: • The sexy boob-grab yawn. • Potted Dog listener feedback. • Is Yorkshire a foreign language? • Being the white, middle-aged, talentless Stormzy. • Exercise/orgasm science. • 8 signs your marriage is in t...

Episode 11 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' is, once again, overflowing with marital discord and tales of trying to get by. Today we talk about... • Just how international our podcast is. • Listener feedback on mind-reading, evening crisps and middle-aged midnight. • Lorra learns what 'potted dog' is. • Multiple hospital trips in 24 hours (feat. dodgy French accent). • Dad's taking bullet...

We made it to double figures! And episode 10 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) is pack to the rafters! We talk about: • Podcasters replacing friends. • Feedback on accidental texts, jab reactions & sexy-time duration. • When is Middle-Aged Midnight and the text cut-off? • The difference between day-crisps & evening-crisps. • Crisp/dip protocol. • A 'Wife's Whinge' about h...

Episode 009 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' was recorded less than 24 hours after our second Pfizer vaccine shots. Today we talked about... Yesterday's day from hell. The Relationship Card. Unusual sweat. Graduation. Strong & pretty gross Pfizer side effects. Lorra's "Wife's Whinge" about tea. Simon's "Husband's Hump" about an infuriating phone habit Lorra has. A very deep "Would You...

On episode 8 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', Lorra went for the jugular on Wife's Whinge, with an issue that will have most women screaming "YES SISTER!" out loud. We also dissected... • Making Deals with the Tooth Fairy. • A false teeth claim to fame. • A 'Lady Boxing' license-to-perv blag. • Simon's massage paradox. • Husbands and their assumptions. • An accusation about Lorra being f...

Episode 7 of #HAWSTL is a real rollercoaster ride, beginning and ending in actual tears.. We talk... • The last day of school ever. • Pub lunatics... Dubai vs the UK. • A 'clicking' Wife's Whinge. • A 'hairy' Husband's Hump. • A filthy, fatherly Would You Rather? • Our brand new feature... Readers' Wives... And Husbands. • A great film recommendation. • A lovely, honest compliment. We're starting...

Episode 6 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life is packed to the rafters... We may be accidentally sending out messages that we're swingers (we're not). • Tales of teenage stupidity. • Hitting rules in the 70s. • Simon's new, happiness vibe. • Password hell. • Top 10 reasons for getting dumped. • Garden lethargy. • A serious bathroom breach. • Lorra's commando experience. • A facial compliment....

First outing for our brand new intro jingle today. We'd done a bit of sunbathing and Lorra had done a bit of drinking before (and during) today's recording. It shows. We touch on Eurovision fame, "Covid Nose" (and the worst time for your smell to return), another Marmite/Bagel combo, Redknapp baby News and a hypothetical relationship with a model. As usual, we've got a Wife's Whinge & a Husban...

Episode 4... Blagging the Pfizer. A big cat in the wild. A bird in the bedroom. An animal funeral interruption. A disappointing fast food move. A minty "Wife's Whinge". A "Husband's Hump" about a (ahem) size issue. A "Would You Rather?" Recommendations. Grandma's on the telephone. If you'd like to tell us about one (or many) of your marital disputes, email  husbandandwifepod@gmail.com  a...

Episode 3 with Simon & Lorra. We talk... A rare bit of (surprisingly enjoyable) football. Lorra's stomach problem. Paul McCartney's Eye Yoga. Paul McCartney's bagel. The perils of tweens & the evil internet. Post-covid office capacity. A "Wife's Whinge" regarding table choice. A "Husband's Hump" concerning bikini deposits. A "Would You Rather?" featuring a swinging sex chair. Recommendatio...

Episode 2... A week of firsts indeed. We've tried allsorts... one of us more than the other. Also discussed... Parting company with eggs. Veggie talk. A "Wife's Whinge" about two things (we're actually only allowed one. Rules were broken). A "Husband's Hump" about insufficient 'fillage' (made that word up but it fits). Lorra forced another (gross) 'Would You Rather?' into the show. A 'car-gument '...

Our first episode. A bit of a dry-run really. We will get around to making proper production and jingles but for now it was about getting in there and attempting to put the marital world to rights. On today's episode... A disagreement about chore stats. Garage sales and selling online. Some dirty knickers chat. A "wife's whinge" about a prom issue. A "husband's hump" about excess glass. A really g...

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