Simon & Lorra
Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life
We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life . Host...
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#HAWSTL 197 - Baby Reindeering Jamie Dornan 15.05.2024 27:09
Ey up! We're back with episode 197 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' And there's plenty to talk about today, including... • Parents having the house to themselves • Lorra trying to drive in the UK • A pretty impressive celeb spot • Questioning Paul Mescal's sexiness • Underwear woes • Semi-shoplifting • Mixed-gender changing rooms • Getting the new house keys • Reviews of 'Strang...
#HAWSTL 196 - The Ultimate Cost of a Freebie 08.05.2024 29:15
Ey up! We're back with episode 196 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' , delving once again into the psyches of psychos! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, comment, blah, blah, bloody blah! And you can watch us o YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544 On today's waffle... • Bank Holiday Boxing Day • An anti-masturbatory aide • Sex education is back in our lives • A hypothet...
#HAWSTL 195 - Secret Snacking & Accents Trigger Warning 01.05.2024 27:01
Hello! Welcome to episode 195 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps! And don't forget you can now watch (and subscribe) to us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544 On today's episode... A hypothetical question about the perfect man. London Marathon feedback. A bad picnic i...
#HAWSTL 194 - Indecent Spaghetti Proposal 24.04.2024 32:38
Hello! Welcome to episode 194 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps! And don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/5mR-x7-epbM On today's episode... A chance to genuinely win £100!!! An indecent Hypothetical Question New London shop terror for Simon The Londo...
#HAWSTL 193 - Social Battery Drain 17.04.2024 19:12
Hello! Welcome to episode 193 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps! Don't forget, if you need pervy solo-time inspo , you can watch this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/Jm-u1OSZjj0 On today's episode... Lorra fluffs her LIKES beg A Hypothetical 'young face' dilemma Lorr...
#HAWSTL 192 - Classic Toilet Shout 10.04.2024 25:27
Hello! Welcome to episode 192 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps! And don't forget you can watch us on YouTube : https://youtu.be/GvdN8ssBqmw On today's episode... Gen Z shout-outs. A hypothetical question for Lorra about orgasms. Reviewing 'Opening Night' , starring Sheridan S...
#HAWSTL 191 - Traumatic Hot Water Bottle 03.04.2024 30:06
Hello you! On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) we are serving up... • A hypothetical question involved sex and a millionaire. • What age should kids be allowed to travel alone in London? • A 'Diary of a CEO plea from Lorra. • A hot water bottle injury. • A middle-aged, bread knife saga. • The origin of 'the ick'. • Icks about socks and middle-aged pop fans. • Rev...
#HAWSTL 190 - How may squirts is too many squirts? 28.03.2024 18:50
We're back in Spiritland Studios for another episode of #HAWSTL . Don't forget to head over to wherever you get your podcasts, like, rate & subscribe! On today's episode, we start with another unbelievable hypothetical question. We discuss a YouGov sex poll, Lorra's crazy habits, our daughter's sudden health-kick announcement and we end on a couple of 'icks' about knuckles & nails. You can...
#HAWSTL 189 - Selling Your Own Gas 21.03.2024 19:11
This episode was recorded in Spiritland Studios. Very exciting stuff (check out the YouTube video here: https://youtu.be/0WIoE27-kAw to see what we looked like). Thank you to the marvellous Ed, for pressing the required buttons. We start today with a new idea... A hypothetical question to get things moving. If you're in a relationship, mabe discussing it with your partner. Also on today's pod... •...
#HAWSTL 188 - Meeting Your Celebrity Fringe Twin 14.03.2024 32:53
Episode 188 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) was recorded on Saturday 9th March 2024, the day before Mother's Day. We were heading over to Southend the following day for a disappointing meal in a depressing restaurant. But before that, we sat down in our North London castle to record another chat. We talk about: • A cat accident on the bed and the following fallout. • Some pregn...
#HAWSTL 187 - A Massive Bombshell 07.03.2024 24:07
Thank you for checking out episode 187 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. Please don't forget to like, subscribe & give us 5 stars! It all helps people find us. Lots to chew over today, including... • TV sex-dodging headaches. • Your sex survey feedback. • Home haircuts. • A jaw-dropping, terrible scare! • A balls-less fantasy. • Lorra's cryptically-titled books. • A pair of icks. The...
#HAWSTL 186 - Local Whatsapps & a Sexy Survey 29.02.2024 25:16
Hello again! On episode 186 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', we kick off with that rarest of things... CASHBACK! Then we move on to... • Drama in the neighbourhood WhatsApp group • A disagreement on the frequency of bedroom antics. • A Chinese bit-o-science about sex. • What's givinng us THE ICK this week. • A couple of reviews. Here are the links we talked about today... American Fictio...
#HAWSTL 185 - Fateful fringe & changeable children 24.02.2024 38:15
We're back! And an early trigger warning. We're talking about some pretty emotional part/children subjects today. Emotions are runig high. Today we talk... • The early arrival of Spring • Guilt over being ill • Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast • Lorra's fringe mistake • Our opinions on Rosie Jones • Seeing 'There's Something About Jamie' • 21st birthday disappointment • The kids...
#HAWSTL 184 - Tonsillitis Bureaucracy 03.02.2024 17:07
Fancy a quickie?! The hope is we'll get all our podcasts down to this length and do them more regularly. Podcast consultants call it 'commuter content' (isert vomit emoji). So, we have a bit of a medical emergency in the family. Nothing serious. Don't start booking Elton John! However, it has given us (by proxy) or first glimpse of what dealing with the beleaguered National Health Service will be...
#HAWSTL 183 - Good things ruined by bad people 30.01.2024 37:38
Hello! Here we go again. We recorded this pod a week ago but we've been posting all the Christmas catch-up episodes, so apologies for the time-shift. Today, we talk... • The enigma that is Apple IDs & accounts. • Couples in separate rooms. • The overlapping of storms. • Undeserved traffic fines via Google Maps. • Watching 'Mean Girls'. • Cinema complaints. • Last Stop Larrimah (documentary). •...
#HAWSTL 182 - Recommendation Extravaganza 27.01.2024 30:24
The fourth and final pod in our Christmas/New Year anthology. Today it's all about what we've watched... Films (click for trailers): • Dream Scenario • Pig • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent • May December • Saltburn • The Holdovers • Anatomy of a Fall • Rye Lane TV : • Love Island All Stars • The Traitors • The Crown • Big Boys • Gladiators • Michael McIntyre's Big Show • The Darts PODCAST...
#HAWSTL 181 - The year begins with a butt-plug incident 24.01.2024 37:30
Hallo! Part 3 of 4 i our Christmas & New Year catch-up brings us into 2024. Today, we chew-over... • The convoluted way te energy companies work in Britain. • Duvet madness. • American politics madness. • New Years Day Toby Carvery sadness. • Dismantling Christmas too soon. • Simon's acute husband observation about Lorra. • Another father/son talk falls on deaf ears. • University FOMO. • Lovel...
#HAWSTL 180 - The Festive Perineum 20.01.2024 30:57
So, it looks like the three-part catch-up is going to be a four-part catch-up, with a reviews podcast coming up... But today, we're covering Christmas, the festive perineum & New Years Eve, including... • Skipping a family festive tradition (AGAIN!) • Simon's Christmas Eve shocker. • Jumpermageddon. • Lorra's enabling of Simon's London OCD obsession. • Accidental find of 'Little Tich' and the...
#HAWSTL 179 - Looking back to December (Pre-Christmas) 17.01.2024 39:43
After over a month and the passing of a year, we are back! We'd like to apologise but it's ot like any of you pay for it, so get stuffed! This is the first of a (possibly) three-part catch-up... Pre-Christmas, Christmas to New Year, then 2024 so far. As usual, we kick things off with weather chat. We're British, after all. From there, we discuss... • Lorra's (not bullshit) Dubai friend freeze-out....
#HAWSTL 178 - Exotic relatives from Italy & Stoke 10.12.2023 35:08
Hello. Today’s episode was recorded straight after the last episode (ep177 - Simon’s harrowing school run incident). We’re starting to feel festive, so we cover a number of topics, including: • Lorra’s early shopping and lists. • Simon’s ‘man-shopping’. • The imbalance of husband/wife shopping for kids. • Simon’s extended Irish & Italian family. • How grandparents used to answer the phone. • E...
#HAWSTL 177 - Harrowing school run incident 07.12.2023 19:55
Hello. Today, a story about Wednesday morning's school-run. Why we went in the car and what happened during particularly terrible London morning traffic. Apologies in advance. The links we mentioned in the show... Simon's favourite Christmas song - 'White Wine in the Sun' Best Christmas Ever trailer Candy Cane Lane trailer Leap of Faith trailer If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us her...
#HAWSTL 176 - Middle East 17 30.11.2023 49:07
Hello. A meandering episode, covering a lot of things... The thermometer hitting 0ºc (and below), defrosting the car windows, tube trouble, a post-birthday report of drunks on the train, a disappointing Christmas Market, urban fox spotting, how a cat-tower lead to a serious injury (and a public rant), a review of what TV & films we've been watching and loads more. Some links discussed in the p...
#HAWSTL 175 - BirthdayCast 25.11.2023 45:20
Hello! Quick birthday pod. We talk celeb encounters, freezing fairgrounds, 0.0% booze and more! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#HAWSTL 174 - A bag for life nightmare before Christmas 16.11.2023 39:56
Hello-ho-ho! Yes, the festive phantom has sunk it's tinselly claws into us already, mid-November. although we are ot totally to blame. There are a lot of festive pokes being sent in our direction, including this year's batch of Christmas TV ads (we briefly touch on our favourites and fell-flatters). We talk about our tree, garden centres, school runs in the car, discount supermarket cheap Christma...
#HAWSTL 173 - A warning to uni student parents 13.11.2023 51:07
Hello! This pod is unedited because, in all honestly, we didn't have time to faff-about! On the menu today... • The weather (of course). • Simon's terrifying overnight podcast coincidence. • Ally Pally fireworks. • Raving with DJ Spoony. • When is the fireworks cut-off? • Honey's first visit home from university. • Why it's not like a Richard Curtis film. • Toby Carvery adventures. • A warning to...
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