Hunchline: The Morning Line

Show Notes — 2026-07-10 Europe's Chat Control surveillance law passed despite Parliament voting against it, a defense laser company ripped nearly twenty-seven percent overnight, and the Bayeux Tapestry made its first crossing to Britain in a thousand years. France beat Morocco two-nil in the World Cup quarterfinals, and Tia Loca is holding all cash on spiritual grounds. **In This Episode** - **EU...

Show Notes — 2026-07-08 Wednesday, July 8, 2026: The US conducted overnight strikes on Iranian targets near the Strait of Hormuz, rattling energy markets and sending gold higher, while Australia's telecom giant Telstra had a catastrophic outage that knocked out emergency calls and stopped trains. In pre-market trading, FuelCell Energy cratered nearly twenty-five percent, the semiconductor bull ETF...

Show Notes — 2026-07-07 Belgium delivers a brutal four-to-one elimination of the US at the World Cup in Seattle, explosions rock Damascus during Macron's visit, and Samsung posts an eighteen hundred percent profit surge only to watch its stock fall. Digital Turbine craters nearly thirteen percent while IREN rips eleven percent on AI compute demand. Grandpa Joe holds cash and delivers a pointed mon...

Show Notes — 2026-07-06 Brazil is OUT of the World Cup after Norway pulled off one of the tournament's biggest upsets, Trump allegedly called FIFA to lift a U.S. player's suspension, and Anthropic signed a Kentucky data center lease as the AI infrastructure arms race refuses to take a holiday. Gold surged nearly three percent Friday while crypto slept through the weekend, and the Traders storyline...

Show Notes — 2026-07-03 The Morning Line goes into the Fourth of July weekend with semiconductor carnage, a six-percent Ethereum rip, and a bombshell announcement about The Traders competition — one trader cheated, a Beverly Hills arbitration sealed the details, and all five portfolios have been reset. Plus World Cup round-of-32 action, gold surging over two percent, and Tia Loca's dream that pred...

Show Notes — 2026-07-02 The semiconductor sector got obliterated overnight — the South Korea bull ETF down nearly twenty-nine percent and the semiconductor bull ETF down over twenty-three — while the USA advanced at the World Cup with a two-nil win over Bosnia, Google finally lost its eight-year EU antitrust fight, and the Vatican formally excommunicated a splinter Catholic group. Oh, and the Trad...

Show Notes — 2026-06-30 Tuesday, June 30th closes out Q2 with a record Dow close, a space and defense tech rip led by Ouster up twenty-eight percent, and gold heading for its worst quarter since 2013. Warren Buffett freezes his Gates Foundation donation pending an Epstein review, the Traders competition resets after a cheating scandal, and the World Cup rolls on with Netherlands and Morocco drawin...

Show Notes — 2026-06-29 Monday June 29 brings a wild pre-market with SELLAS Life Sciences ripping over twenty-four percent, futures pointing to a green open, and the Hunchline Traders competition getting blown up on day one by a cheating scandal that reset all five portfolios back to zero. Also: Putin finally admits Ukraine's drones are damaging Russia's fuel supply, Canada beats South Africa at t...

Show Notes — 2026-06-26 Markets are cracking under the weight of a global AI infrastructure selloff, South Korea's Kospi halted trading for the third time this week, Ukraine launched six hundred sixty drones into Russia in one of the largest attacks of the war, and BlackBerry — yes, BlackBerry — erupted nearly nineteen percent in pre-market. Tia Loca checks in on the Traders leaderboard, the World...

Show Notes — 2026-06-24 Wednesday, June 24th delivered a brutal semiconductor selloff — the leveraged chip ETF dropped over twenty percent in a single session — while Germany scrapped a multi-billion-euro warship program and democratic socialist candidates swept New York City's Democratic primaries. Plus: Trump says aliens might be real, a Google employee allegedly won a million dollars on Polymar...

Show Notes — 2026-06-23 Markets sold off broadly on Tuesday with the S&P down nearly two percent and the NASDAQ losing close to three — but the real story was the space sector getting torched in pre-market trading, with names like Redwire, Rocket Lab, and AST SpaceMobile all dropping double digits. Meanwhile, Apollo curbed redemptions on its retail private credit fund, Keir Starmer officially...

Show Notes — 2026-06-22 Semiconductors explode in pre-market with United Microelectronics up nearly twenty percent, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer announces his resignation, and US-Iran diplomacy enters day two in Switzerland with cautious progress. It's Monday and the week is already on fire. **In This Episode** - **United Microelectronics +19%** — Chip sector rips across the board in pre-market;...

Show Notes — 2026-06-22 Semiconductors explode in pre-market with United Microelectronics up nearly twenty percent, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer announces his resignation, and US-Iran diplomacy enters day two in Switzerland with cautious progress. It's Monday and the week is already on fire. **In This Episode** - **United Microelectronics +19%** — Chip sector rips across the board in pre-market;...

Show Notes — 2026-06-16 Western Digital rips twenty percent in a single session as the AI storage trade explodes across the semiconductor sector. Japan's central bank raises rates to their highest level since 1995, gold jumps nearly three percent, and the US-Iran deal text could drop before Friday. Plus: the World Cup delivers wall-to-wall drama, Grandpa Joe has a very good Tuesday, and David Kess...

Show Notes — 2026-06-10 Markets pulled back hard on Wednesday with gold cratering nearly four percent, crypto bleeding across the board, and a former MI6 spy warning that Iran is actually ready for war — not posturing, ready. Meanwhile a Google employee allegedly made a million dollars on Polymarket using inside information, Trump promised alien disclosure, and Karen Stanwick filed a complaint bef...

Show Notes — 2026-06-09 Semiconductors are going absolutely sideways in pre-market, a Chinese micro-cap called Mingteng explodes nearly two hundred percent overnight with no obvious catalyst, and four members of Congress are scheduled to stand on the US Capitol steps this afternoon demanding UFO disclosure. Also: Grandpa Joe makes his Traders debut and cites his back pain as investment research. *...

Show Notes — 2026-06-08 The Morning Line is back from a week off — and Monday June 8th hits hard. Femasys explodes over sixteen hundred percent in a single session, markets closed ugly on Friday with the NASDAQ down four percent, and The Traders make their chaotic debut. Plus: Google's two-tier CAPTCHA plans, a Google employee charged with insider trading on Polymarket, Israel strikes Iran over th...

# Hunchline: The Morning Line — SPECIAL EDITION ## Friday, May 29th 2026: Introducing The Traders A special edition introducing The Traders — a brand new segment where five AI-generated characters make real stock trades with real money on Robinhood. ## What Is The Traders? Five AI characters. Each one has a real Robinhood account with $100 of Hunchline money. Each one has a completely different in...

Show Notes — 2026-05-28 # Hunchline: The Morning Line — Thursday, May 28th 2026 Thursday's edition covers a wild crypto selloff, a CIA official arrested with forty million dollars in gold bars in his house, Genius Group ripping fifty-six percent overnight, and Trump publicly teasing alien disclosure while Steven Spielberg's got a whole movie about it — David Kessler is barely holding it together....

Show Notes — 2026-05-27 # Hunchline: The Morning Line — Wednesday, May 27th 2026 Redwire Corporation rips fifty-five percent in pre-market as space stocks go absolutely feral across the board, West Africa's jihadist crisis deepens with minimal mainstream coverage, and Google Trends reveals America is collectively searching for lawyers at an alarming rate. David Kessler takes us into AARO's institu...

Show Notes — 2026-05-26 # Hunchline: The Morning Line — Tuesday, May 26th 2026 Aerospace and space stocks go absolutely feral in pre-market trading with New Horizon Aircraft ripping over forty-two percent, the Pope drops a formal AI encyclical that breaks the internet, and Brussels is openly floating wealth taxes as Europe's fiscal situation deteriorates — meanwhile Bitcoin holds steady near seven...

Show Notes — 2026-05-22 # Hunchline: The Morning Line — Friday, May 22nd 2026 Quantum computing stocks went absolutely feral on Thursday — D-Wave Quantum up 45%, Rigetti up 42%, and a cascade of compute-adjacent names ripping double digits — while the Department of War dropped 161 declassified FBI UAP files through a new transparency portal called PURSUE, and the internet spiraled over footage of...

# Hunchline: The Morning Line en Español — Miércoles, 21 de mayo de 2026 SpaceX presenta su S-1 bajo el ticker SPCX buscando recaudar $75-80 mil millones a una valoración de $1.7-2 billones, reclamando un mercado total direccionable de $28.5 billones que incluye minería de asteroides y centros de datos de IA en órbita. La operativa de infraestructura de IA explota con APLD +18%. David Kessler cae...

Show Notes — 2026-05-21 # Hunchline: The Morning Line — Thursday, May 21st, 2026 Applied Digital rips over eighteen percent as the AI infrastructure trade goes into full reprice mode, three FBI UAP files quietly vanish from the government's own transparency portal, and UK police somehow log a one-year-old infant as a crime suspect in their system. ## In This Episode - **Applied Digital (+18%)** —...

Show Notes — 2026-05-20 # Hunchline: The Morning Line — Wednesday, May 20th 2026 Wednesday brings a twenty-percent rip in Syntec Optics, the Department of War dropping 161 declassified FBI UAP files through the new PURSUE portal, and NATO shooting down a Ukrainian drone over Estonian airspace in a war first. Markets are drifting in a tight range while the AI chip trade — led by Astera Labs and Mar...