Hump Day with Swanny & Friends

Well back from his work trip with his 6 other mates, Ralphy explains how his time in Vegas was slightly different to Dane's many visits. It is usually Dane that has Samantha on edge about inappropriateness but Ralphy came out firing today! Some listener questions led into us unpacking the upcoming round of the AFL premiership season Samantha's face was sore from laughing, it's good to have the gan...

Ralphy is away....but you usually cant hear him anyway. Samantha and Dane weren't going to let you down just because Ralphy wanted to take his kids to Vegas so they jumped on line and put down thoughts on every thing from why other peoples farts smell worse than your own through to some great insight on who the best player in the league is right now. They then went through and unpacked each game o...

It was our 5 year anniversary of being cancelled today and it was like Dane was trying to take us to the edge once again... Samantha's first show back maybe her last. Special guest Harley reveals he is a boob guy and wasn't waiting for nothing so yes, Samantha's mic does get turned off as we are not an ASMR podcast. Ralphy's doesn't, he just still struggles to use a microphone, 5 years in. None of...

If you're new here, in this episode we talk some nonsense, address some important questions sent in by our listeners before breaking down each game of round 16 of the AFL premiership season, with some analysis and opinions...This is Part 2 of our weekly recording session, but really, listen in any order. @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376  Supp...

Samantha has been managed for yet another week, purely to make way for one of the biggest guests, we have had on. We would like to think it has been our constant campaigning that has led us to this moment ... and by us, we mean Dane. Dane has finally made it in to the Hall of Fame and we couldn’t be prouder (of our campaigning). In his own words theres only so much Dane can talk himself up, so we...

Well! Incase you missed it on the Telly, (he's quite funny isn't he!) here is part one with how it all unfolded. As usual we get to your listener questions and we unpack round 15 of the AFL premiership season @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends . Hosted on Acast. See...

As the title suggests Marko Allen joined us once again to lift our standards amidst rumours Samantha is returning next week. We will believe that when we hear it! So enjoy another rogue episode before Mum returns to crack the whip. Oh and we chat about a little known footballer from Castlemaine. Follow us on the socials @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Special Guest: Mark Allen...

Dane tells Ralphy who he really is, we unpack some listener questions and get to talking about round 14. Ralphy gives his best and no its not an elaborate joke! Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Gambling hotline: 1800 858 858 Support this show http://supporte...

Aaaand we're back. Guest friend this week is Ben Cameron from the ABC. Ben works on ABC radio each week with Mick Malthouse and has a theory to put to Dane, that Mick loves ratbags. And we hear more about Mick's 'jam' passion. We talk about Ralphy's slightly misleading Bucks headline about Dane not wanting Bucks to coach, the longer version is that Dane says Bucks is a better person when he's not...

Dane has come in croaky AF today. Self inflicted? Maybe in part. Swan FC have had another win and Ralphy wants to know what has caused this turn around in form. We run through some listener questions, most good, one in particular far too personal. Bucks has responded to Dane's comments last week on him coaching, and Ralphy wants to know what it would take Dane to coach under Bucks. The answer is c...

We fear he may never show, traffic in Melbourne, is diabolical, as we know. However, he is a great man, with great stories and happens to be supporting a great cause ( Fight MND ) so a few minutes in, we were finally graced with the presence of Robbo, one of the Dees greatest boots. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swan...

Sam believes that being up all night chest feeding and still wearing nappies herself is good enough reason to not turn up again. Who knows when she will save us from our selves. So, it is just us unpacking the week that is ahead of us, Round 12...while we wait for our guest who also didn't turn up last week and seems to be stuck in traffic, this. We topped the show with Dane's response to Rooey's...

Well this has gone pear-shaped. A guest has been a no show, what a mess. Can Dane and Ralphy recover? Only one way to find out. But the pod gets off to a rough start, Dane is feeling flat following Glen McFarlane's list of the Top 10 Pies of all time, which criminally left him off. It's a dreadful oversight and Dane and Ralphy treat it with the disdain it deserves, including a suggestion from Dane...

Guest friend this week is the legendary David Rhys-Jones, always a good chinwag. Aside from a catchup telling old footy stories, David is raising awareness of Prader-Willi Syndrome, David's son lives with PWS. You can find out more here , and for just 15 bucks buy a ticket in the PWS raffle, major prize a luxury trip to Bali. David talks us through a bit about PWS, which gets pretty much zero gove...

Big show today with some Maths Science to crunch shortly. But first things first. We get an update on the Tom Brady roast, which both Dane and Ralphy have now seen. Plenty of thoughts including repeating an explicit (yet typical roast) joke about Gisele Bündchen, Toms ex-wife. Dane has now seen Baby Reindeer and thought it was okay, and episode 4 wasn't as bad as Ralphy made out. In fact he says i...

Guest friend today is Jason Richardson and after Ralphy's horror last week at watching episode 4 of Baby Reindeer, as you'd expect on a footy focused podcast we kick off with Ralphy asking Richo about Baby Reindeer. He hasn't seen it, and Ralphy recommends against it. But what Richo is planning to see, and Dane has, is the Tom Brady roast. We kick round what Aussies would be up for being roasted,...

With Sam having had her beautiful baby, but being a lazy-arse and not coming back yet, we've roped in Jason Richardson to help us with a bit of Maths Science today. Before we get to that though, we bang on about a bit of shit for a while. Dane reckons that Bucks definitely put him up as trade bait at some point. And Dane doubles down and says despite the draw, Carlton are always Collingwood's 'lit...

Big show today. Dane and Ralphy chat extra time in the AFL. Should it come in or not? There is vigorous disagreement and one of the boys calls the other a 'liar'. Trouble in paradise. Swan FC update, 3-1 so far this year, in good form, and Dane explains his warm-up routine....which involves pretty much no warm-up, but plenty of something else before he runs out. We discuss the father/son rule and...

Back with some more Maths Science to pick the lines and some of the boys best bets of the week, but before we get to that, Ralphy has read a Robbo article that he wants Dane's opinion on. Giving Brayshaw and BT a bit of a whack...always fun. Is Dane going to the Carlton v Collingwood game this week, and can he tip with his head or his heart on this one? Or neither. Follow us, share the pod with a...

A cracking guest friend today, the highly respect Dr Peter Larkins joins us and we find out how he got his start in the media, and the extraordinary scenario he found himself in with The Duck at Waverley Park in his very first game! The Doc tells us a couple of the most significant injuries he's ever seen. He tells us about getting chewed out by Geoff Walsh over how he reported one players return...

AFL Maths Science is back this week for Round 7, and before we get to it Dane expresses his displeasure with Josh Rachele 'fucking' his multi last week. And he reckons everyone needs to calm the farm on Harley Reid saying that while he may well be a great player, he's not even in the Top 5 of the West Coast 2024 Best and Fairest count yet. We have some domestic chat. Dane is in trouble at home. Ta...

Kate McCarthy, former AFLW player and current Triple M Footy commentator is our guest friend today, and Swanny wants to know what the hell he has to do to get a gig with Triple M as he reckons everyone except him has one. He explains Swan FC to Kate. She is suitably impressed (or is she?) and suggests a slogan - Swan FC, Any Where, Any Time, Any Price. Kate explains why she came to Melbourne and h...

Round 6 of the AFL Season and Swanny & Ralphy are guessing lines, giving tips, ripping the piss and generally being unprofessional. Swanny talks about Nathan Murphy's loss for the Pies, and explains how the AFLPA payment system works for players who are forced to retire due to injury, how much do they get? Swanny runs through it. In the line guessing, Swanny pumps up The Cats saying 'Geelong a...

A great pod today, with guest friend Corbin Middlemas, ABC radio superstar. But first we get the rundown from Dane on the big boxing match, what did he think of Daisy's performance? The phrase 'not much chop' may have been used. Corbin reveals what Mick Malthouse loves to do every time he is in Adelaide, and what Mick is really like. Hard arse or good bloke? Dane got a whack from Mick before the f...

Round 5 of the AFL Season and this week Swanny and Ralphy guess the lines, give their tips, and generally talk shit. They each give their best tip of the round. Swanny also makes the bold claim that for the right price there is nobody on the planet he wouldn't take on in the boxing ring. And Ralphy gives some top notch racing tips. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel t...