Humorously Dull History for Sleep

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history of medieval peasants. We'll follow a very boring peasant, named Clive, and his wife, Sandra, through their daily life in the 1300s. What was life like for the average person in the Middle Ages? What did they eat, and how did they sleep? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, fu...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history of domestic animals. In tonight's compilation, I'll tell you the humorously dull history of domestic animals. The horse, the dog, and the cat. The horse gave us transport. The dog gave us loyalty. The cat gave us the powerful experience of being ignored in our own homes. How did we go from chasing wolves away from the fire to buying t...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history of Manners. It starts a million years ago with early humans picking their teeth with sticks around a fire, runs through an Egyptian vizier who wrote the first book on office politics, a Roman emperor who nearly legalized passing wind at dinner, a French queen who couldn't put on her own vest because of rank, and a man laughed at in 16...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history of Napoleon. He rose from a minor Corsican noble family to become Emperor of the French, reorganized half of Europe, invaded Russia, got exiled, came back, got exiled again — and somewhere in between found time to write extremely needy love letters to his wife. How did an artillery officer who finished 42nd in his class end up running...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history of statues. From prehistoric carvings to colossal rulers, public monuments, and men on horses, history is full of people who thought one lifetime was simply not enough exposure. Fortunately, the pigeons have always been there to restore perspective. We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history of the fork.  It's one of the most boring objects in your kitchen drawer, but somehow has a history involving emperors, aristocrats, religion, table manners, and a surprising amount of social judgment. When was the fork invented, and by who? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calmin...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history of sleep. This 8 hour boring history of sleep (for sleep) is here to accompany you through a full night's rest. How have humans slept through the different ages? What was a medieval bed like? How did the pharaohs sleep in ancient Egypt? Did we always sleep for one eight-hour session? Why did we start wearing pajamas? We'll discover th...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history romance. What is the history of people trying impress each other to find love? Why did  we start writing letters, sending flowers, and chocolate boxes? Did people always go on "dates"? When did romance move online and become monetized by private companies? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presen...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history ancient Egyptian sleep. You won't believe some of the norms and standards for sleep in ancient Egypt. We'll learn a lot. What were the sleep habits of ancient Egyptian royalty and peasants? What were Egyptian beds made of? Did they have pillows, and were they even comfortable? Did the pharaoh have a bedtime? We'll discover this and mu...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and rather boring) history of Homer's epic tale: The Odyssey. Who was this guy "Homer" anyways? What is the plot of The Odyssey, and why is it so incredibly unreasonable and difficult for Odysseus just to get home? And why has this story remained famous throughout history? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a c...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and sometimes very boring) history of vacation...or holiday depending on what side of the Atlantic you're on. We've come a long way from servants and month-long train journeys...to flights costing $19.99, where your bag may end up in a completely different country for no apparent reason at all. But who took the first vacations and why? And how did holidays evol...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and sometimes very boring) history of horses and their relationship with humanity. How did horses evolve to their current species? How did they first interact with humans? When did they become a main mode of human transport and civilization building? And how have they now reached internet fame? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of his...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and sometimes very boring) daily lives of royalty across different times in history. What did kings and queens do all day, if their servants did everything for them? What parts of their lives were actually private? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, funny fashion, and nod off with a few laughs along...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny (and very boring) history of pubs. Who opened the first pub, and why? How did they go from ancient taverns to wild west saloons to elegant lounges, becoming a staple establishment, such that every town has one? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, funny fashion, and nod off with a few laughs along the w...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history and evolution of thinking. How did thought evolve from the first simple nervous system to modern philosophy and social media algorithms? What is consciousness? What did early humans actually think about? When did we begin having specific places for thinking...like libraries and universities? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of New York City. How did it get so crowded? When did it become so popular? Why does everything stay open so late there? When did the subway get built? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, funny fashion, and nod off with a few laughs along the way to dreamland. This should not it be taken as an...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of prehistoric sleep. How did ancient humans get comfortable enough to sleep? Was every night a romantic dream laying underneath the stars? Did they have beds and pillows, and if so, how did they make them? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, funny fashion, and nod off with a few laughs along t...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of television. How was it invented? Who thought we could send pictures through wires? Why did it take over our lives? And how did it managed to escape its original device?? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, funny fashion, and nod off with a few laughs along the way to dreamland. This should n...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of London in the Victorian Era. This was the 63-year period from 1837 to 1901 during the reign of Queen Victoria. It was a time of great growth and prosperity for the British Empire, but was also marked by a stark social class system. And as you'll discover tonight, London during the Victorian time period offers much to laugh about. Why does every image...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of books. Why did humans draw on cave walls? When did humans first begin reading? When were the first books made and how? The history of books takes us across centuries and continents. We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, funny fashion, and nod off with a few laughs along the way to dreamland. T...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of William Shakespeare. Did Shakespeare actually write the plays he's credited with? How did he become so famous, and why is he still so popular? The history of Shakespeare may not be as dramatic as his plays, but it is perhaps boring enough to help you sleep tonight. We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of hotels. When did they first appear? When did they get hot tubs and wifi? The history of hotels, perhaps unsurprisingly, is filled with a great many people sleeping, so it's perfect to help you do the same. We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, funny fashion, and nod off with a few laughs along...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of Ancient Rome. Was it built in a day? Did anyone notice when it was finished? The history of Rome is story beloved in the modern world. But it wasn't all marble columns, organized government, and glitz and glamour. In fact, for many centuries, it was arguably quite boring. We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, present...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history and evolution of cats. The history of cats is rather unique, as they've gone from quiet hunters to internet influencers. They've always held a certain mystique...perhaps that's why they were treated like gods in ancient Egypt...and how they somehow control their human "masters." We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, pre...

Fall asleep as we explore the funny history of bedtime stories. Humans have told stories for a very long time, at least as long as we could gossip about our neighbors. And story time around a campfire underneath the stars was a long tradition...but where did it come from and why? We'll discover this and much more tonight. So enjoy this bit of history, presented in a calming, funny fashion, and nod...