Seán Burke and Joe O'Neill

How To Steal A Penguin

Comedy EN ↓ 50 episodes

‘How To Steal A Penguin’ is the weekly chat of Seán and Joe, two Irish lads in London with a pocket full of dreams, a fist full of stars and bucketload of sex appeal. No penguins were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Author

Seán Burke and Joe O'Neill

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Meme Neeson 08.07.2026

This week the lads chat Brian Butterfield, Michael Collins and revisit a bet Seán made with an old colleague.

Emily Blunt Rotation 01.07.2026

This week the lads learn what AI thinks of the podcast, Seán talks about getting kicked in the back in Malta and everyone shares their appreciation for cold opens.

Hardly Norman 23.06.2026

This week the lads talk about Seán's trip back home, a spin off idea for Mock the Week and discuss why Taika Waititi's films aren't as good anymore. Follow Us: instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

YouTube Best Bits Part 2 17.06.2026

Some more exclusive YouTube section sound bites this week, featuring Michael Fry and Simon Hennessy! Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Learner Herzog 10.06.2026

This week it's a name drop bonanza as Seán recounts the story of bumping into a notable Irish actor on the train and Joe talks about making a 50 Shades of Grey joke to Jamie Dornan. He wasn't a fan. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Brendan Fraser Crane 03.06.2026

This week the lads chat about Andrew Scott's weather war movie, Benedict Cumberbatch arguing with cyclists and their ideal Muppet's movie adaptations. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

YouTube Best Bits 27.05.2026

A special bonus episode this week (bonus meaning we couldn’t record together) of some of our best bits from the YouTube sections of the show normally exclusive to YouTube!

Bawl McGrath 20.05.2026

This week the lads chat prison gigs, comedy courses and the epidemic of dull football pundits. Seán Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

Leonard Traffic Cohen 13.05.2026

This week the lads chat about some of Irelands most niche museums, rate Seán’s tour shows from best to worst and discuss what it means to be a cheeky ally. Seán Dublin Show: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/sean-burke-your-man-dublin-09-10-2026/event/1800649CA0C5DC20

Party Whelan 06.05.2026

This week the lads chat about Coolio's dance routine with RTE staff, discuss a recent acoustic gig they went to and Joe tells us why we should never go for a pee next to a swamp. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

LOL J.K Simmons 29.04.2026

This week the lads chat about Joe's hair colour, the Michael Jackson biopic and finish with some Google reviews from an interesting source. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Neil Patrick Simon Harris 22.04.2026

This week the lads ask the question 'What happens when a Cow walks into a bar?', Seán shares the less than ideal tech set up from a recent tour show and then they share some disastrous wedding stories. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Hustle Crowe 15.04.2026

This week the lads chat about Russell Crowe's favourite guy on set, Joe shares a controversial ranking of the greatest ever Irish songs and then they talk about being Irish in moderation. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

Sean Beans On Toast 08.04.2026

This week the lads chat about Birding with Sean Bean, Joe's Irish odyssey to Prague for the football and the benefits of sharing a hostel dorm with deaf people. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

Gillen 'Em Softly (with Michael Fry) 01.04.2026

This week the lads welcome another special guest: Michael Fry. The topics of discussion this time include Aiden Gillen, the cruelty of reality TV in the early 2000s, Michael's song writing process and the glory days of sketch comedy on Twitter. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Follow Michael: https://www.instagram.com/bigdirtyfry/ Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/sean...

Desk Fabregas 25.03.2026

This week the lads chat political statements during family shows, AFCON drama and hanging out with Dylan Moran. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Simon Hennessy 18.03.2026

The lads welcome their very first guest: Comedian Simon Hennessy! But that didn't stop them from talking about the usual stuff, like disaster gigs, The Simpsons on the Southside of Dublin and finish on some sickeningly sincere advice. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Follow Simon: https://www.instagram.com/simon_hennessy/ Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

Spill Lynott 11.03.2026

This week the lads discuss being on tour, Joe shares an anecdote about pouring drinks for footballing royalty and the Gleesons catch some strays as they describe some of their worst hangovers. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Jim Kerrygold 04.03.2026

This week the lads talk about Jim Carrey conspiracy theories, people who talk during gigs and ask the question 'Who is the most famous person to come from Swords?'. Spoiler alert: It's not Seán. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

David Byrne After Reading 25.02.2026

This week the lads share some classic Irish nicknames and rant about the epidemic of terrible, vibey barbers. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Bob Chillin 18.02.2026

This week the lads talk about witnessing a Goth open relationship, the logisitics of robbing an Estate Agent and Seán does an Al Pacino impression. Again. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Dáil McCartney 11.02.2026

This week the lads talk about the time Joe met a man named Adolf, the time Seán accidentally booked into a gay hotel and ask what would be the saddest show to go see on your own this Valentines? Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Alex Gurner 04.02.2026

This week the lads talk about when Joe was a big deal on an Irish meme page, Seán talks about accidentally wandering onto a military training ground and then as usual the chat breaks down into amateur film criticism. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Malcolm In The Midler 28.01.2026

This week the lads talk about the upcoming return of 'Malcolm in the Middle', Joe's Birthday betting antics and discuss some of the hate comments on our most recent podcast clip. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

Moroccan Roll 21.01.2026

This week the lads talk about Seán's pacemaker surgery, the AFCON final and revisit one of our beloved Jeremy Iron's lesser know works. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

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