How Long Gone

MGMT is a band from Connecticut, now living in Los Angeles and the American North East. We're sharing the bill for the Just Like Heaven Festival in May here in Los Angeles. We chat about TJ home alone, Madonna's tour announcement video, what happened to Judd Apatow, one guy lives in LA and one guy lives in a forest on the other side of the country, why Andrew uses a laptop from 2013, getting a rea...

King Tuff, aka Kyle Thomas, is a musician from Vermont living in Los Angeles. We chat about how mail is going crazy, legacy deodorant, southern hospitality, themjeansmovies.com, living in the hills of Los Angeles with gnomes and rabid raccoons, crust-punk fashion, Kyle can really sew, he used to own a mouse, renaissance fair music, Coast to Coast radio, the similarities between Kyle and Rick Rubin...

One-on-one pod, Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in LA. We chat about our biblical weather, Netflix's new tennis show, Orange County community college courses, when the mid is more mid than mid, when murder will become sustainable and humane, a recent Hinge profile discovery, How Long Gone will never sell your data, Chris' flight to New York was delayed eleven hours, the new Bored Ape Yacht Cl...

Sofia is an Italian-born clothing designer and founder of one of our favorite streetwear lines, Aries. We spoke with her from her home in London about the polarizing effects of broth, what to do when asked to have a "digital coffee" with someone, a report from the front lines of the gas oven war, listen to us on the Straightio-Lab podcast, I just think it's funny the Paris Review talks about the s...

One-on-one pod today, our guest had to cancel, so we flip fuck the 2023 Coachella lineup with our fine-toothed combs after chatting about the EmrAndre dating rumors. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans  --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason chat about Cash App candles, my lawn looks like D-Day, the rain in Los Angeles has us in James Blake mode, network television is the most insensitive, we flip-fuck man cave decor, the class warfare of scents and smells, all the clothes from 1998 are compostable, imagine getting some head and saying "that ain't half bad," we thri...

Jack Wagner is a director and podcaster from Los Angeles. His popular new show, Otherworld, is available now. We chat about the LA rain, a new reality show focusing on West Hollywood, the Fantasy Factory, Harry's memoir, there are many reasons not to like the true crime genre, what our attention spans demand from documentaries now, the hypothetical audiences we create in our minds, an exorcism at...

Esther King, formerly Esther Povitsky, is a comedian and writer from Chicago, living in Los Angeles. We chat about New Year New Gym Membership, a fellow podcaster on the stretch mats, her house was originally built for Chinese doctors who are childless and love to entertain, she's not in her twenties anymore, Starbucks sympathizing, she just started doing drugs one year ago, consuming beverages on...

One-on-one pod today recorded live and uncut from Glendale on a bright Sunday morning. We chat about a recap of our NYE the night before, Lyft Lux requirements, doing that thing where you have to hold a hot dish in a moving car, Bounce XL, hot girls eat rare beef, vegan jerky, Ophora molly water, Adam Levine's pink tequila, 2022 loosies Instagram post, mental health, dead uncle post, famous Chrise...

One-on-one pod, Chris & Jason chat about Tate vs. Gretta, one of the worst year-end in's & out's lists, a recap of TJ's Christmas dinner, Chris loves the cookie, all moms listen to HLG, Chris went to Palm Springs for the holidays, TJ went hiking and his dogs are barking, the resurgence of step-counting, eating in your car to avoid the riff-raff, the meatball shop walked so Hot Cheeto corndog could...

Robby Hoffman is a comedian from New York and Montreal, living in Los Angeles. We chat about Eggsy, the Tommy Bahama restaurant, Courtney Love on Maron, a 30-hour train ride home on Christmas Eve that has it all, emergency dental work in Portland, Americans can't handle snow like Canadians, what she got her girlfriend for Christmas, we're not doing the news, the slow and steady pacing of her jokes...

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale on Christmas Eve. We hope you all have a great holiday and thank you for listening to us for another year. We discuss cold plunge baptisms and TJ's Christmas menu. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Naomi Fry is a close friend and writer at The New Yorker. She spoke with us on location in Tel Aviv but lives in New York. We spoke with her about gift wrapping, Chris' SNL audition, TJ gets roasted for going to a screening of Home Alone live with an orchestra, feta cheese and chain-smoking, omnivorous sexuality, her journey as a cat mom, is Naomi a Nepo Mommy? maybe she needs to pump the breaks w...

Morgan started on the infamous show Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills and has been a television personality since then, fashion influencing along the way. We chat about her love of The 1975's Matty Healy, a flash mob style needle drop at a recent birthday party, Mason Disick surely does cocaine, some people can get AirPods in different colors, her green Bentley, why she prefers Tik Tok to Instagram, text...

One-on-one podcast recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about having a Canadian-style pre-drink, trouble at the Cartier store, all animals want to live, where do you draw the line? Animal chiropractic influencers, Chris is glad that the World Cup virus has ended, how to style a Pyrex Tears short, Ignacio Mattos is sexy, Equinox steam room vibe report, Gorilla Mode, remember...

Ignacio Mattos is an Uruguayan-born chef currently living in New York. His restaurants, Estela, Altro Paradiso, Lodi, and Corner Bar, are some of the city's busiest and best. We chat bout our travels to Seattle, a recap of Them Jeans' throwback DJ set, our Washingtonian-steam punk Robert Downey Jr. server, he has a dead person's knee, cauliflower ear is sexy until you have to lick that thing, faci...

Jason Isbell is a musician from Tennessee, and Will Welch is the Global Editorial Director at GQ from New York. We chat about the White Lotus finale, Ben Affleck spotted sipping a Starbies, noise canceling, people ask Will why he's always so dressed up, crushing pills with his boot, performing at the Kennedy Center Honors with Amy Grant, being stuck in hotel gyms with celebrities, we find out why...

One-on-one pod today recorded live and hungover from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about Emily in Paris Season 3 spoilers, Jason tries to dissect why Chris is resistant to White Lotus despite the subject matter being up his street, Chris only wants to be challenged by books, a full report on the Celine fashion show from the music to the music, TJ is playing a Cinespace reunion party this week and...

King Princess, aka Mikaela Straus, is a musician from New York. We chat about pilates pain, Chris' holiday parties in New York, mashed potatoes, KP is a gamer and likes to play Call Of Duty Modern Warfare, she stopped smoking weed for a while after breaking her Pokémon bong, the difference between gaybaiting and gayfishing, the balance of how weird to be on social media, our thoughts on paying $8...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in LA. We chat about TJ's fashion journey, Frank Ocean has hands, the upcoming Celine fashion show, an emerging trend in New York trucker hats, what it takes to pull off True Religion Jeans, people who are clothes-poor, and an update on TJ's wheelchair menace, we need to bring back egging folx, a plan to exact road rage revenge, breakfast is...

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about the holiday season and all the gifts that it brings, Christmas tree lots should have hotter guys working there, TJ went to a rave-style party and dealt with an unsavory character, some people still use Foursquare, a stranger that TJ took a candid airport photo of ended up DMing him afterward, professional athletes...

Uncle Paulie is a deli man from Queens, NY, now living in Los Angeles. But his sandwich shop has grown in popularity after his merch became the go-to item for celebs worldwide. Most importantly, he's got an amazing personality and likes to bust balls as much as we do. We chat about TJ taking his first pilates class, we dissect Lindsey Lohan's Pepsi and milk dirty soda, growing up in stand-up comed...

Physical Therapy, aka Daniel Fisher is a DJ and producer from New York. We chat about Barstool Glasses, gaybaiting Omar Apollo, Chris' hate-watching continues, Daniel had to cancel t-gives because of c-vid, which foods Daniel's mother put her whole foot in, we teach Chris what a roux is, on his fitness journey, all roads lead to back tattoo, does he have any SEO troubles with a name like that, wha...

One-on-one night pod, recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We chat about TJ going Sideways mode in Napa Valley, tasting the juice, and eating the charcuterie, TJ got Ugg boots, the pains of Chemex coffee making, slow cooking television on the cursed Twitch platform, Chris watched the entire season of Dan Levy's cooking show on HBO and has some wardrobe critiques, we unwrap the scandal of Kim K's...

Tabitha Soren is a former reporter for NBC, ABC, and, most notably for us, MTV. She's interviewed everyone from Tupac to Yassir Arafat and is now a fine art photographer living in Northern California. We chat with her about Xzybit's Air Tag discovery, Chris is ordering Erewhon Thanksgiving to celebrate our forefather's kelp noodle harvest, Walt Disney's ranch, Taylor Talk, being an agent to how yo...