How Long Gone

One-on-one episode today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about TJ's new laptop, Gwyneth getting dragged by the bone broth deniers, the curse of a muscular figure, Paris Hilton's Carl's Jr commercial was deeply offensive, Chris is open to being Zendaya's new stylist, some TV troubles, WW3 is scheduled for Tuesday, Qanon storming the Superiority Burger, tiny Trump flags for y...

Cord Jefferson is an Emmy award-winning writer on shows like Succession, The Watchmen, and Master Of None. We spoke with him from his home in Los Angeles about John Mayer at MSG, hanging with Andy Cohen, Chris is going to a steakhouse in Brooklyn, the Turkish Getup should not be enjoyed, hyperlocal gym chat, where to live in Los Angeles depending on which types of celebrities you're trying to avoi...

Eileen Kelly is the host of the podcast Going Mental. She's spoken to everyone from Emily Ratajkowski to Naomi Fry, mostly about mental health. We chat with her from her home in New York City about Meg White's drumming, a TikTok punch to the groin, an oscar recap, why she was a no-show for our first attempt at podcasting, comedy podcasts audiences don't love her, all the ways she finds euphoria, s...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Los Angeles. We discuss making The Oscars great again, the death of "who are you wearing?" Magic Mike XXL's dented shoulders, how much money it would take for Andy Cohen to host the red carpet, Blac Chyna will suck the devil out of you, Marlon Brando's appetite for life, Naomi Fry's bday house party, fake ass Nathan For You, Flea is...

Tanlines are a band from New York. Their new album, The Big Mess, comes out in May on Merge Records. We chat with Eric and Jesse about Chris’ leisure time, our party schedule for tonight, a new kind of gym guy, shoes in the sauna, moving to Connecticut, the parallels in our divided labor, we're living in their version of a bizarro world where they didn't have kids, when did everyone start complain...

Roe Ethridge is one of our favorite photographers of all time. His new book American Polychronic shows both his commercial and editorial work over the last two decades. We spoke to him from his home studio in New York about Chris in Chicago on set for FX's The Bear, Matty Matheson ordering a fifty-piece nigiri set at Nobu, the origins of Roe's name, growing up in the south, seeing Pavements first...

One-on-one episode today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about the sub-humanizing experience of dropping your kids off at school, an update on TJ's custom suiting, Korean duck BBQ and its lingering odor, when athletes host SNL, the erasure of masculine advertising, billionaire berries club, the fashion show with the robot murder dog, Bob Dylan for Celine, the Cardi B & Offs...

Delia Cai is a writer at Vanity Fair currently living in New York. Her new book Central Places, is out now. We chat about cloutbombing, archival Heavn, reading poetry for an audience, "dead girl voice," what kind of pop-punk girl she was, the fan fiction community, Delia thinks it would be nice to come home to a fifties-style housewife, she wants kids but she doesn't want to stay home and hang out...

Sam Lansky is a journalist, author, and editor. We chat with him from his candle-heavy home in Los Angeles about mourning the loss of McNuggets, Tom Brady's stand-up career, his abdominal journey, what the mainstream media won't tell you about being gay, a libertarian's approach to Ozempic use, getting sober at nineteen in New York and writing a memoir about it, reckless spending on the Ssense sal...

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We chat about Woody on SNL, a night out at The Chateau, Kurt Cobain for Supreme, striking beauty, if Austin Butler met your mom, Jaden Smith bouncin around, the afterparty, the Slauson Super Mall, emotional support boyfriend, the West Hollywood Pavillions, don't work in the deli if you can't slice, lunch with Desus, Chris' collar is swinging bl...

Michael Hainey is an author, podcaster, and writer at large at Air Mail. We chat with him from Rome about a dinner at Catch Steak, meditative driving, lunch at Fred Segal, steak n' eggs, when it comes to fashion, I have to be me, college at Notre Dame, Chicago, the metaphorical chicken neck, spending the month in Rome on a writers retreat, waking up at 4:30 am, it's getting harder to curate a worl...

Caroline Polachek is a singer living in Los Angeles. Her new album Desire, I Want To Turn Into You, is out now. We chat about old people and weather, stolen USB drives, Succession is back, and they're doing bad interviews, Caroline's power went out the second we started recording, we rate Berlin, what she loves about London, the Burbank Whole Foods hot bar, her favorite restaurant in the valley, m...

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We chat about a specialized playlist from Drake, we're all somehow looking forward to the new Skrillex album, lobster mac lollipops by the pool, new Dua leaked and it's giving b-side, which foods we don't want to eat in public, whether or not Chris is a member of the clean plate club, apple rankings, an oral history of screen printing stuff on...

Gabriel Pryce is a chef from London. He's the co-owner of Rita's with his partner Missy. We chat about running out of gas, the Thom Browne show, seasonal depression, performative Valentine's Day posting, Frieze DJ sets, being a food cunt, traveling to America to buy plates, overdosing on an edible and needing a wheelchair, the Europeification of New York, the film school to chef pipeline, dining a...

Goo Goo Dolls are an American rock band with a massive catalog of hits through the years. We spoke with their singer John Rzeznik from his home in New Jersey. We chat about tea drinking, Eric Andre's life partner reveal, Skateboard P is pulling out the pin cushion, Rihanna's halftime recap, neurotic parenting, being an old dad, his workout plan, his sobriety journey, he only keeps one memento of h...

One-on-one pod, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about a bodywork visit to Rick, our gameday plans, some Rihanna Halftime predictions that were way off, Chik-Fil-A's new cauliflower offering, whether or not we should be saving our rice washing water, Chris went to Odeon and it was a heavy room, is Phoebe too Philo to fail? Jason went to Gucci Osteria, Valentine's Day cacio e...

George Civeris is a writer, comedian, host of the podcast StraightioLab, and as of recently, a former editor at Gawker. We chat about an upcoming dinner at Gucci Osteria, Chris is bearish on Harry Styles now, Pelle, judging sickly people, Seth Rogen is zaddy, we talk about hot chicks, botox is becoming more popular in the gay community, the Mediterranian diet, yummy suffering, Sam Smith made satan...

Sara Jane Ho is an etiquette coach currently living in China. Her new show Mind Your Manners is available on Netflix. We chat about the Grammy winners, throat goat representation, Bonnie Rait vs. Nicki Minaj, we learn about Chinese social media, how to peel and eat different fruits with a knife and fork, we get quizzed on male etiquette, Eastern medicine, and Western table manners, can you teach a...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is back in New York, and Jason's home in LA. We chat about washing our intimates, Chris' arctic errand running, going to the gym for warmth and shelter, sauna pick-up lines, ballroom kettlebell training, the new Yachty album, Armie Hammer's hungry, but that's it. We spend the last half going through The Cut's article— Do You Know How to Behave? Are You Sure? How to text...

Chloe Wise is an artist from New York. We chat with her about where to get a fade in Sweden, Chloe's live/work space, Lily Allen's AD tour, befriending her 82-year-old neighbor, she visited her parents in Boca for 24 hours, large format pasta, she would never pay to upgrade her flight, her love of local produce, Eric Wareheim wants to hug TJ, binary discoveries, going off the grid for a week in th...

Mac DeMarco is a musician from Canada, currently living in Los Angeles. His new record, Five Easy Hotdogs, is out now. Chris is in Stockholm, and Jason is back in Glendale. We chat about Swedish pizza, our second show in London, Sirius XM is quite persistent, Mac being a Silverlake settler, jogging around the reservoir is embarrassing when you're buttery, The Virgin Suicides can get you randy, ope...

Our last pod, live and uncut before shoving off, from The Standard Hotel in London. We chat about new Twitter algorithms, the dad's printed agenda list, that unexpected feeling of meeting new people you like, our first live pod in London with Alexa Chung, a recap of our afterparty with the lovely Louise Chen, we went around to all the shops, host vs. server energy, how many small bites can we eat...

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One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from London. We chat about TJ finally learned how to love reading thanks to The Paris Review, Bret's new book, dumb ass TSA, a proper London DJ set, the incline didn't work on the hotel gym treadmill, the Kid Super fashion show, lots of plane ride complaining, Beyonce in Dubai, is Entourage for the girlies? And our upcoming week here in London. twitter.com/do...

One-on-one today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in LA before we head off to London for shows this week. We chat about The Simpsons predicted this eighty years ago, we apologize for being mean to Madonna, people who dance in the mirror at the gym, the Supreme poncho trend begins, the only crazy thing Jason did while home alone all week, when you get seated in the loser section at the restauran...