How I Met Your Tia

Vince celebrates his parents’ 50th wedding anniversary and we have a beautiful realization…an entire family tree exists because two people fell in love. Then, the spiral when Vince discovers his cousins have cousins he doesn’t even know. The audacity. ¿Cómo que tienen familia por ahí sin consultarle? Love, legacy, family math, and the random tangents you’d expect because…squirrel!

How did indigenous words become slang? When did entire phrases get chopped down to a single word? And who decided a compliment should sound like an insult? This week we’re diving into the evolution of language, from dichos and double entendres to words that have been through more rebrands than Jennifer Lopez. Simón, güey, language is messy and sometimes so are we.

We dive into zookósis, when animals go wild in captivity and how we get our own mental zookósis in cubicles. From la chamba to the same old rutina, we talk burnout, mental mañas, and how to break free…and we realize, the one way or another it’s always cosa de locos! Ya los gusta la mala vida. Chale!

This week we’re diving into our favorite Second Date Update moments! From ghosting to full-on qué oso behavior, we break down why these dates went left… and then get into some of our own wild, lowkey embarrassing dating stories 👀 Talk chisme with us as we unpack the chaos of modern dating, porque honestly… dating is ghetto.

We kicked off with that TikTok asking “¿Flaca o el amor de tu vida?” Obvio, we had to dive into all the “this or that” preguntas. Love or money, peace or passion, and even death ☠️ “Give me liberty or give me death!” Aye! To soon! Spoiler: we’re choosing chisme every time. Let us know what you would pick! Give us a Chansa.

We love some internet chisme…as long as it’s not about us 👀 Houston is going through it with the rodeo turned HOE-DEO and Spring Break outbreaks (oof), Gente out here acting brand new when the bill comes and other chisme + the opinions that nobody asked for 🫠 Puro chisme, sin vergüenza! Grab your cafecito y a comadriar

This episode really asked: did he pass… or have we officially lost it? We start with Chuck Norris and somehow end up in the Mandela Effect spiral, because why do we ALL remember Richard Simmons dying… like twice?? From celebrity deaths that genuinely hit us in the feels to the weird emotional attachment we have to people we’ve never met, we unpack nostalgia, memory, and why our brains be playing g...

The WNBA is finally getting prime-time love on ESPN…as they should, period. Vince asks “but is the demand there?” We get into: ​Why visibility = dinero (and opportunity ) ​Talento vs. marketing (porque TALENT is not the issue) ​How media shapes what we think is “popular” ​And why “no one watches” might just be a lazy take It’s giving chisme, it’s giving debate… Pull up, porque we said what we said...

We put Tía Chata Guadalupe Perez Trujillo on the mic and she did not hold back. Dating, culture, made up expectations, nothing was safe. Including a wild convo on AI dating platforms and whether love is officially going digital. If you’ve ever needed tough love with a side of chisme… this one’s for you

Love isn’t one-size-fits-all—especially when your brain is a little picante. In this episode, we get real about dating, communication, and connection with ADHD and other neurospicy traits. From love languages and EQ to missing (or mastering) social cues, we break down what it actually looks like to love, live, and be understood when your mind moves differently. Funny, honest, and a little chaotic...

An IG post claims there are 10 sneaky ways to influence people. Are they manipulation tactics or just social awareness? We talk about trust, body language, pauses, and why being nice to the waiter might actually say everything about you. It’s psychology meets chisme, peri ojo! Sometimes, te están viendo la cara!

This week we unpack what’s been happening in Mexico around El Mencho, cartel influence, global corruption, and how power protects power from narcos to names like Epstein, Diddy and Chalino Sánchez. From sueños narcos to nightmares. Spicy takes and un poquito de chisme ⚠️ Mentions of drugs, violence, abuse, and sensitive content.

On this week’s How I Met Your Tía, we’re talking about that TikTok calling out millennial parents for trying to be their kids’ besties instead of, you know… their parents. From oversharing money stress to venting about adult drama, are we raising emotionally fluent kids or tiny therapists con trauma and hyper independence.

From “entrepreneur” with no LLC to “emotionally available” but ghosting by Tuesday… we’re exposing the little mentiras people tell just to get a shot at amor. Is it strategy or full-on tranza? We’re talking height inflation, filtered faces, fake hobbies, and why everyone suddenly “loves hiking.” If you have stretched the truth poquito, this one’s for you. 💋

Bad Bunny didn’t just do halftime, he repped la cultura on the world stage. 🇵🇷🔥 We break down how Benito infused the performance with Latino pride, from Spanish lyrics (sin traducir), to the dancers, designers, and businesses he put on. What symbolism people missed. Why representation hits different. And why choosing love over hate matters when culture gets loud. If you’ve ever felt too Latino or...

ChatGPT reads us like a Tía at Sunday dinner. We talk red flags, green flags, and personality traits, then decide if we agree or if la Tía needs to mind her business or if we are delulu. *Bombastic Side-Eye* Self-awareness, chisme, emotional maturity (maybe) and growth… más o menos.

This episode is equal parts reflective and relatable. We talk about making healthier choices while honoring the food we grew up on, because comida is cultura. We start with rapid-fire questions from friends, then open up about discipline (or lack thereof) , body changes, and letting go of the todo o nada approach . We also get honest about what we would’ve done different last year. No perfection....

The soft life sounds cute… until your inner voice says, “¿Ya limpiaste?” We talk growing up Latino, the pressure to always be productive, our parents’ packed schedules, and the irony and audacity of Vince having time while the rest of us are unlearning hustle guilt.

From blind loyalty to bad teams (looking at you, Raiders) to showing up for the people we love, this episode unpacks why we stay ride-or-die—as fans, friends, and family—even when it hurts. Fantasy football, bad decisions, and when we and others fall short.

Your favorite Latino besties are back. Holiday customs, superstition, and cultura, decoded…kind of. From mal de ojo and limpias to pineapple on pizza, we break down the why behind holiday traditions and superstitions across cultures. Are these customs rooted in science, survival, religión, or pure chaos passed down by abuelas? In this episode we explore where these beliefs came from, how they evol...

In this solo episode, Vince is Lone Rangering it while Eileen is out of office, and he’s taking a moment to give thanks to the people who shaped him. From family who brought the party, to friends who dropped wisdom, to neighbors who literally saved the day, these are the stories that built him. There are so many people to be thankful for, here are a handful. When I look at all the pieces, the big...

Join your favorite Latino besties for a slightly emotional chat about the things we’ve learned, death, old habits, aspirations, and resolutions. Always a little chaotic but we still keep it tranquis.

Are we nosy or just here for the people? Some would call it selfless but curiosity isn’t just killing cats, it’s subpoenaing them. We’re talking jury duty, chisme, and all the times we just had to know what was going on. From courtroom drama to wanting to know why your next door neighbors are fighting. Send us your chisme, we want to talk about it!!

This week your favorite Latino besties, talk about free will , do we really choose our paths, or are we just vibing on autopilot? From karma to la religión, we’re asking: what’s real, what’s destiny, and what’s just us…settling (Chale) Get ready for some existencial chisme ☕️

Eileen and Vince are spilling all the spooky tea. 👻 From cosas paranormales that happened growing up in Latino households (because you know la chancla isn’t the only thing that flies) to creepy encounters that still send chills up their spine . It’s ghosting season and we are not talking about your ex!