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The Unbelievables gets underway, Villain Amnesty is a major fail, a New God stops by to assist the JSA, Boston Brand is Deadman, Geiger is fighting Natzis, Cam goes on a tour of Hell, and there’s a lot of shooting at End of Life.

Peter and Clark together again--again, The League makes the Worst--Decision--Ever, the JSA is on a Spectre hunt, Redcoat goes for the Silver, and Vertigo returns, just to reach End of Life.

Clark and Peter together again, I guess Unlimited means villains too, the JSA wraps up Year One, while Bizarro starts Year None. Lower Decks finishes with a floppenshoppendoodle, Geiger visits the old homestead, Rake makes it to Seven-Zed, and a Minor Arcana flashback.

The Terrific Ten stagger to a conclusion, the JSA gang WAS all here, The Lowers Deckers go all ST:III, Time Tank to the rescue, while Theresa may be out of time, and here comes the Unbelievables.

It’s Black, Gold, and Diana, The Terrific Ten are decimated, The Society begins to take shape, Boimler takes command, two Ghost Machine leads meet, Benedict Arnold looks for redemption, and Theresa takes a road trip.

We’ve run out of Kryptonite Spectrum, the Terrific Ten become the Terrific Six, Spectre joins JSA Year One, a cosmic encounter brings Bruce and Wade back together, something is wrong on Laapeeria (and it’s not T’Lyn), Geiger gets zapped, Simon Pure goes domestic, Starr has lost her way, and Theresa is fearful.

We’ve run out of DC History, The League is trapped in DC: KO, JSA begins Year One, Clark and Billy hang out, Supes goes Red and Blue (again), The Gaslight League fights Zod, Lower Deckers search for Whalesong, Rake and Collar calls it quits, and it all comes together for Minor Arcana.

he big two embrace crossovers again, Barry takes us from Crisis to Crisis, the League leads us into the next gimmick, JSA v. Ragnarok, Giant-Size Superman, Bea and Tora hug it out, old-timey Lex and Zod pair up, Does the Cerritos need transparent aluminum?,and Redcoat fights the War of 1812.

Kal is on the Kryptonite Spectrum, Too many heroes in the League, JSA’s Ragnarok begins, will Tara and Bea sacrifice each other? The Gaslight League assembles, Tendi pays her debt, Tariq is depowered, and prison time for Geiger and Minor Arcana.

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DC History is being (re)written, a double shot of JSA, Fire, and Ice, Justice League is now Unlimited by Time, more Gotham by Gaslight, Tendi has a debt to repay, The Glowing Fight goes nuclear, a possible Minor Arcana sidekick, and Black Hammer concludes--again.

The JLU must get Back to the Future, Rex Mason makes the ultimate sacrifice, Fire & Ice compare outfits, The countdown is on for Geiger, The Cobbler is armed to the teeth, Minor Arcana becomes a buddy cop story, while Dr. Pulaski falls out of the elevator shaft and into Lower Decks.

Requiem for a Heavyweight, Grodd pulls a scam on Air Wave, it’s sunny days for Metamorpho, Grey days for Concretestador, Blue and grey days for The Northerner, Minor Arcana completes an arc, and the Diamond-pocalypse continues.

Meanwhile, the Legion of Doom makes their plans! Death of a fighter, Stagg HQ goes Kaiju, Fire & Ice play Freaky Friday, The jig is up for the Glowing Woman, Demons make their moves upward, a Titanic problem for the Lower Deckers,and the Diamond-pocalypse continues.

Amazon is on the JLU’s wish list, Kid Eternity to the rescue, the name is Java--just Java, Ash Arden’s secret, when Simon met Annie, Time after Time for the Lower Deckers, and Candidate Gold’s got a secret.

Fire in DC’s Amazon, Obsidian under sedation, A groovy Metamorpho, The Devils move up the chain, Will Geiger accept a cure?, The magical adventures of Johnny Appleseed, Cerritos Strong, and a Minor Arcana backstory.

The League vs. Parademons, Hawkman in Limbo, Selina drops a life, Soule has Lucky Devils, Geiger’s out of control, Simon Pure runs into serial killers, and The Lightning Round.

Everybody’s welcome in the JLU, Hawkman dies again? Rocketfellers on the run, Angels and demons--nurture or nature? Geiger goes to class, Pranky gets his backstory, Theresa finds her home, and comic industry shenanigans.

The Justice Society returns (again), three out of continuity Bat-books, Redcoat ends his first arc, Black Hammer is resurrected, and the Lower Deckers find a ship from Kirk’s animated series.

Diana and the Giant Crab, Bruce mourns his love--again, Geiger and his good dog, Redcoat may be dead for good this time, Foxes and Cats shut down a brothel, while Frannie loses her friend and gains a dad.

Let’s all take our seats—it’s Crisis 315: INFINITE Crisis! GOLDEN AGE SUPERMAN HAS MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE--IS THERE TIME ENOUGH TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT? AND WHAT OF SUPERBOY-PRIME???

Geiger’s Best Friend needs a rescue, Washington and the lying cherry tree, Past and future DC teams collide, the return of Elseworlds, a depressing parable, and the Strip Club of Dr. Moreau.

GL’s love story wraps up, Bruce checks out the League, Simon’s days are numbered, more videogame cutscenes, The Cowboy takes the law into his own hands, Rivers of London (now with less Peter), and we take a trip back to Belle River.

ay finishes his race, Bruce gets out of prison and into war, the Adventures of Geiger and Squire, Dogs and cats (and rabbits) hold elections, and a haul from Free Comic Book Day.