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The TF&P Research team has been out in the field, the data has been collected, and the girls have their glasses and lab coats on to analyse it in this week's episode. Yes, Sophie and Clara delve deep into the qualitative and quantitative bits to consolidate some unbias findings on the Do's and Don'ts of Dating. They talk everything from what to say, do and drink, to what not to say, eat or tol...

The girls reconvene to discuss their love for a certain dairy product and a hate for the ‘academics’ who turn their noses up at the art form of reality television. What’s the topic of discussion this week you ask? Stress. Its shapes, its forms, its manifestations; the girls lightly delve into it. Clara gives some actual professional advice and Sophie gives some unsolicited and uneducated advice. P...

Join the girlies this week as they finish off some prosecco and discuss thespian Clara’s trip to the theatre as well as some existential crises that January has prompted. Sophie launches into a somewhat irate rant about airline rules and in a broader sense, authority. On to the topic of the week: January has seen many an engagement and newborns and the girls couldn’t help but wonder, what will mar...

Join Clara and Sophie this week as they reach the mid-point in Blanuary - thank the lord! The girls discuss some insanely nourishing celebrity conspiracy theories that Clara has dug up which have Sophie salivating directly onto the microphone. They touch upon the sublimeness of the music of the early noughties pop scene and that sharp chill in the air that has them just perplexed. This week the gi...

Annnnd the girls are back. After a tumultuous festive period filled with tales of tonsillitis and testing positive, Clara and Sophie are back together to ring in the New Year with a very unnecessary G&T. Join them as they catch up on their hatred of Blanuary, waking up next to delicious carbohydrates after 2 cocktails and tales of a disastrous, yet sensational, New Years Eve. The girls proceed...

Ding dong merrily on high…the girls are ringing in the festive season this week as they approach JC’s birthday. Join them as they select some of their most lusted after Christmas characters and reminisce on some favourite memories, all the while getting lit with some mulled wine. Prepare for some sick high notes, sweet moments from childhood and a quick debrief on what they really think Santa and...

This week, the two perishing sisters join up to discuss the most delicious love story of all time and why Clara's diary is making her very upset. Something was written in the stars for these two girlies, so join them in holy matrimony in the theme this week of Sisterhood. The girls reminisce about how they came together, their other precious friends they see as sisters and then delve into some phe...

Two very hungover hippos come together this week and vent on a cherished superstar’s somewhat frustrating comeback and scammers relying on innocent Sophie to fund their new technology bops for the Christmas season. Upon discussing the most sensational concert of all time and why Jack Dawson could potentially be a damsel in distress, the girls plunge into their topic for this week - that is the phe...

Well...Sophie still isn't 30 but along with some favourite pals, her and Gaz had a hooley of a celebration. Join the girls as they dissect the evening piece by piece and learn how Sophie was still so up the walls a few days after that she made an absolute blunder on WhatsApp. Following this, the girls embark on a convo sparked by Sophie coming to the end of her 20s and how this milestone is a gift...

Well...Sophie went to Paris and she fell a bit in love with a sexy Frenchie at a crypt-like nightclub with a LOT of fog; so much fog that he almost slipped through her Megan Fox-esque fingers. Spurred on by this, the girls delve into some memorable travel stories that will take the listeners all over the world, from the French Alps, to the Pope's hood, to sunny California. Yes girls, we give you T...

This week the girls discuss the cultural differences and nuances that hit thou hard in the face upon moving to London. They define and characterise the four cities that make up the metropolis and touch upon getting from A to B with some tremendous praise for the transport system but equally filing a complaint against one pathetic tube line. They progress to defining what each 'burb can do for a re...

This week the girls discuss a recent App Store download of Bumble and compare and contrast it to the basic bitch that is Hinge. They proceed to debate something that really grinds on Sophie’s gears; the phenomenon of ‘ the foodie ’. What is this ridiculous term that has engulfed the globe and why is it acceptable to make a song and dance about every single meal? Sophie isn’t sure why - it’s just a...

This week the girls discuss the summer that was and buckling down into cuffing season. Following the sexual apocalyptic vibe that was the pandemic, the girls rode the groovy wave that they deem the 'Summer of Love' (kinda). They delve into losers they never want to see again (like ever), enigmas named Eleanor, spotting the Beckham children, ghosting, puzzle folk and a stunning hippy poet who trave...

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