House of Gossip

Upon receiving a message from a male listener, the girls endeavour to give the listener a more 360 degree view on a topic; not just the delicious female perspective. As we progress into our 30s, the routes we take can vary drastically i.e. marry or float around, rent or buy, the list goes on. Upon some scientific research on Clara's side and qualitative research from Sophie's, the girls come toget...

This week Clara has been burrowing deep into the underbelly of cyber space to dig up some of the most looper and curious conspiracy theories out there. From supposed boloney moon landings, invasion of the lizard people, to celebrities who are still alive but supposedly died many years ago. This conversation between the girls, is both extremely interesting yet perplexing. Sophie tries her hardest t...

Fresh off the news on love rat Adam Levine, Sophie and Clara sit down at the table this week to discuss his hideous behaviour (and mortifying chat up lines) and plummet into a conversation on celebrity booboos and rogue actions. From cheating scandals, to drunken arrests, cannibalism and even hate crime hoaxes, join the girls as they reel off their top celeb faux pas over the years and why the Son...

Still buzzing from their first episode back after their delicious hiatus, Sophie and Clara reunite in Sophie’s new oasis/podcasting facility to chin wag about some new developments in Sophie’s life after a hot and sultry summer. There’s a Mr. Right Now on the scene but like he’s not Mr. Right, you know? Or is he? This got the girls thinking about the expectations one has for one’s life; ideas abou...

Annnd the girls are back. Fresh off their summer hiatus Clara and Sophie are sitting down to discuss a topic close to their hearts - the music festival. Yes this week they are giving you festival season 2022 in review. From the opening ceremony of Mighty Hoopla to the closing ceremony of ‘Leccy Piccy, the girls are talking the evolution of themselves as festival goers from late teens to vibrant fr...

Before they take their poddie summer holliers, the space cadets thought they'd go out with a big bang... Was anyone else equally fascinated and perplexed by the photos released by NASA from James Webbs’ telescope? Yes they were stunning, but apparently they were from a pre-dinosaur era and beyond, circa 13 billion years ago. Space in general is such a query for the girlies, so they sought after a...

Myths, dupe products and unfounded claims. This week the girls sit down to discuss the false promises made to the consumer by beauty companies worldwide. No, cellulite cannot be cured by a simple cream, no Bio Oil apparently isn’t a cure for stretch marks and no, you cannot rid one’s bat wings with a serum. Spurred on by an ad on Instagram, the girls chow down on some bolony statements, do some my...

One Doctor, 5 languages, and a whole lot of interpretation. The girls are delving into the five different love languages according to Dr. Gary Chapman. Acts of Service, Receiving Gifts, Physical Touch, Quality Time, and the all-important (to one of the girls at least) Words of Affirmation. What means more to you honeys? Is it the soft touch of a hand on your back or is it BAE hanging up your washi...

'Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning' - Miranda Priestley. Sound familiar? Yes, there are a plethora of Mirandas out there (male and female), all over the globe and my god are they wolves in semi-chic clothing. We've all had or have an absolute wench who we report to and they are just the pits. This week the girls are discussing the experiences with said dragon lady/lord...

This week the girls get right down to business. Spurred on by some WhatsApp conversations and real life situations, they are plunging into the world of sexy pics and nudes. So. Many. Questions. What do people think of them? Do they want to be sent them? If so what do they want to see? Should it be just their six pack, a bit of cleavage or is it a case of the lower the better? Should they make an e...

The girls are back post #plattyjubes and are pow-wowing about something that must be stopped - cheating and a new term they learned: ‘Love Bombing’. They delve into why people cheat in the first place, post cheating guilt, a rough estimation on the percentage of folk who have been cheated on and what is the correct penance for a cheater. If you’re not going to be a loyal hun, just end the relation...

You know those couples who like... they kind of start to look alike... like a lot? Well, that's what Clara and Sophie are chin-wagging about this week. Inspired by KRAVIS' recent nuptials, or for those living under a celeb goss rock, Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, they are analysing those people who have those partners who then start to like mold into one and aesthetically look the same. S...

This week the girls exchange very personal information relating to a very creepy personality quiz that Sophie had to take. They talk their colours, from a personality perspective and some very rude advice a computer gave Sophie. They proceed to discuss group dynamics, chemistry, compatibility and Clara delves into pheromones which really gets Sophie going. The sexual scent of someone and this frag...

It's...Thirty, Flirty & Perishing's account. Clara and Sophie are getting down 'detective-style' this week to discuss the trials on everyone's lips - yes Vardy v. Rooney and they are UP. THE. WALLS. Petish to get this court case televised stat!!!! They are getting down into the business of finding the cold hard truth avec le magnifying glass. Whether it's via social media or a retro voicemail...

It’s wedding season ladies and the girls are breaking it down right from the proposal, to the announcement, to the guest list and the dreased seating plan. Does the blanket ‘no ring no bring rule’ apply to all betroths? Or just the dry ones? Do you invite cousin Cora’s rogue bf of two months or leave him out of it and seat Cora at the gal table? Let’s see shall we? Follow the chief MC @clazzykaban...

Ever think, ‘wow those bins are full’? Or, ‘I just heard one of the girls screaming , I think there’s a spider in her room’? Do you just go about your business and motor on? If so you need to look in the mirror and know you’re potentially at risk of being a bolony housemate. Yes, the girls are back with some raw data gathered by their field research team and are spending this week’s episode analys...

Can we offer you a spoon of Nutella straight from the jar? Maybe a cheese twist between meals? Yes, the girls are discussing indulgences this week which mostly amount to conversations about mouth watering food stuffs. But what makes an indulgence a guilty pleasure? What will they do as a treat and what will they only do with the curtains closed? The answers are but a play button away. Kisses from...

Tired of authority? Over societal rules? Need a break from the restraints forced upon you by government bodies? Yes girls, you want to stick it to 'The Man', and so do Clara and Sophie. Join them this week as they discuss the bolony that 'The Man' brings to daily life and why they are just not here for it. They explore the instances of 'The Man' and the terms' historical references stretching all...

‘Keep my wife’s name out your…’ - you know the rest. The girls reconvene after last week’s business discussion of their budding cult plans, to discuss the story that was just on every human with access to internet’s mind last week. 2 words: Willie. Smith. Spurred on by this absolutely shocking incident they lean into the topic of public displays of emotion. They’re talking famous outbursts, memora...

The girls are back this week talking Clara’s technological nightmare that just needs to take a hike, some early 00s fashion deliciousness, and their j’adorable mothers. What’s on the table this week you ask girls? Cults. Yes your heard correctly! Spurred on by a new series, they open Pandora’s box on some v niche communities throughout history and their rather flabbergasting behaviour. Whilst Clar...

Bhuel, cailíní, buachaillí agus cairde. Is féidir leat dul go dtí Spotify nó Apple Podcaiste agus downloadach an eipeasóid nua de Tríocha, Flirtach agus Perisínach. An tseachtain seo, Claragh agus Sophach, tá siad ag caint faoi Èirinn: an craic, an bia, na daoine. Sophach, tá confusach uirthi faoi an Rattlin’ Bog - cá bhfuil an Rattlin’ Bog? Oh agus Clarach, is breá léi Christy Moore. Níl aon scam...

Live from Tinseltown, Sophie and Clara join you on the metaphorical red carpet this week to delve into the fascinating season currently in their calendars - that is Awards Season. They talk how the ceremonies have changed over the years, some phoneys they feel are attending and tripping on purpose, and some Hollywood Award show mishaps that make them foam at the mouth. Alas, Clara nominates and cr...

The girls congregate this week and delve into Clara's disdain for Oscar-nominated films and Sophie's obsession with Catholic fashion following a trip to the Pope's chateaux. Alas, Lent is upon us. What is Lent exactly? Well, the girls aren't 100% clear so they take a trip down a biblical educational lane to uncover the history of the 40 days and 40 nights. Furthermore, they liaised with some relig...

Join the girls this week as they discuss Clara's well-deserved trip outside the UK and Ireland for the first time in two years and her personal vendetta towards bloody Eunice. While Sophie shares her lust for receiving drunken messages from men. What's the topic of discussion this week you ask? Bods! Our relationship with our bodies as a generation has changed substantially over time, from the day...

After a blissful midterm break, Clara and Sophie reunite to spill the tea on Sophie’s celeb encounter en route back to London and Clara’s pep in her step now that Spring is about to spring. The girls take it back to the early 00’s and pluck some vintage questions they’ve pulled from rediscovered Kiss, Bliss and Miss magazines and answer them as their agony aunt alter egos, Margarite & Nora. Th...