Hoteps Been Told You

The Hoteps discuss the World Cup , Big Tigger , the Tyler Robinson Case and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/H...

The Hoteps discuss the World Cup , NBA Free Agency and more  If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm...

Caitlin Clark gets the George Floyd Treatment - HBTY 419 If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_med...

This week the Hoteps discuss the World Cup being in the United States , The Knicks winning the championship and more    If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts...

Heated Debate concerning Karmelo Anthony being found guilty and getting 35 years , Top 5 bagels , The Knicks inch closer to the title and more   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we en...

This week the Hoteps delve into the Latest jay Z freestyle and his new afro, The Karmelo Anthony trial, 80's sitcoms , Steph takes the Chinese bag and more  If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed b...

This week we discuss the New York Knicks making to the NBA finals, Top 50 rappers from New York, kevin Hart and more    If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts...

The Hoteps dive into whether ICEMAN was fire or not, How many Grifts does HJ have, Unc goes from a camaro to a Chevette and more    If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having ba...

on Drake eve the Hoteps discuss the upcoming Drake album, Chud getting booked, Was the ending of the Kemedicine show a false flag and more    If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy...

The pod covers the Stefon Diggs Trial, Hantavirus outbreak and more.... Yes Biggie WON If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon...

The Hoteps get back from the Grifties and run down what a great show it was. Then we dive into The Klay and Meg drama Adrien Broner's fall from grace , Jay Z back on the scene and more    If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff...

The Hoteps discuss the SPLC scandal, Unc goes on Trial and more   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYo...

We’re living in a new era where the internet reacts to death with instant analysis instead of mourning. That dynamic was on full display after the sudden passing of Ashlee Jenee. Ashlee, known online for her relationship with a white crypto investor, was found dead in a hotel room. Early reports suggested suicide, but social media quickly spun up its own theories, pointing fingers and dissecting h...

As tensions remain high, Unc and HJ break down the first round of the ongoing conflict, reacting to a tentative ceasefire and what it really means moving forward. Then it gets messy… Dirty Diana 👀 NFL insider Diana Russini finds herself at the center of controversy after reports surface of a romantic getaway with Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel—despite both being married. Once the story drops, mo...

  War is still raging in the Middle East, and the Hoteps open the show breaking down Trump’s speech from the night before. From there, the conversation jumps to the latest moon mission — with a Black astronaut taking part — and what that means for the culture. Then we get into a topic I’ve been warning y’all about for years: Pooh Shiesty. Federal agents held a press conference announcing that Pooh...

The Iran war rolls on, and the Hoteps open the show debating who’s actually winning. Hotep Jesus breaks down the ancient bloodlines in play, while Uncle Hotep warns about the real danger sitting in the Strait of Hormuz. Then we pivot to the timeline’s favorite menace: Druski does it again… but at what cost Druski is back adding to his Hall‑of‑Fame run of A1 comedy bits — this time taking aim at co...

This week, Hotep Jesus goes on trial after his latest appearance on Gutfeld, with Uncle Hotep accusing him of disrespecting the Cushites and switching into his “white voice” for the cameras. From there, the Hoteps dive into the ongoing war—F‑35s getting shot down, Joe Kent’s appearance on Tucker Carlson, and the bigger question of whether the U.S. is actually winning. Then the conversation shifts...

The Hoteps open with the latest in the Iran–US conflict and the wave of terror attacks hitting the States, then slide straight into the Black Twitter Report, where nothing is sacred and everyone catches a stray. Then… the unthinkable. Bam Adebayo—HoweverYouSpellHisLastName—drops 83 points, breaking Kobe Bean Bryant’s legendary 81. Kobe fans everywhere are calling foul: 40+ free throws, weird end‑g...

Jay‑Z back in the blender. Epstein files heat up, Nancy Mace wants answers, Dyson says Hov called his phone, and the culture tells Luke Kornet to stay out of Magic City business. Plus: Middle East updates, Uncle Hotep’s Saudi story, Kristi Noem gets canned, and more.   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s...

50 Cent is on what can only be described as a nationwide petty tour, and his latest stop? T.I.’s front porch. But Tip and the Harris household said, “Nah, not today.” Suddenly it’s not just 50 vs. T.I.—it’s 50 vs. the entire family group chat. The real question: Did 50 finally run into somebody who can clap back with equal cardio? Then we pivot to the world’s most unserious felony: a “friendly” sn...

1. Captain Durag & the Black Twitter Meltdown We open with the funniest chaos of the week: Captain Durag. Black Twitter detonated over a Disney Jr. character with a durag and a dream. The creator — allegedly a Black woman — instantly got labeled a tether by the FBA crowd. Boule Twitter went straight to the playbook: digging up old tweets, calling her a coon, and running the usual “we’re upset”...

The Hoteps hit a major milestone this week, celebrating 400 episodes and looking back at the wildest, funniest, and most legendary moments from their journey. From early chaos to cultural dominance, Unc and HJ take a well‑earned victory lap through Hotep history. Then it’s time for the long‑awaited official HBTY review of J. Cole’s The Fall Off. Enough time has passed — what’s the final verdict. U...

Shawn Carter’s name hits the Epstein files and the internet loses its mind. Unc gets the iso he’s been waiting for as the Jay‑Z discourse turns into a full‑blown Hov Hate Super Bowl — theories, half‑truths, cap, and back‑kicking from every direction. Then the timeline serves up something even crazier: a white man (allegedly) builds a website to help people “avoid Black folks” by showing how many a...

Hotep Jesus gets taken to court for his alleged role in Tim Pool calling Maj Toure Ignorant Nicki Minaj goes full MAGA Barbie, doubling down on her Trump fandom and catching a beating on the timeline. Is this elite cooning, a strategic power move, or a superstar gearing up for war with the Roc Nation machine. The NFL adds chaos: Shedeur Sanders makes the Pro Bowl, while Bill Belichick misses first...

This week on The Hoteps, the crew kicks things off with the debate tearing through Sports Twitter: was it a catch or not for Buffalo as the Denver Broncos advance in the playoffs. From there, the conversation shifts to real‑world prep as the East Coast braces for its first major snow blizzard in years — what to do, what not to do, and how not to end up on the evening news. Then the cultural smoke...