Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch

FEBRUARY 8TH, 1993 - An escaped mental patient stalks the beach and it's not long before there's a full-blown hostage situation! With Stephanie and Summer both captives of the madman, he spices things up with a ticking time bomb! It's a race against time that will need the full force of the Los Angeles Police Department and Mitch Buchannon to take the psycho down! And just how do Hobie...

APRIL 7TH, 1996 - Doomed romance is in the air (and under the sea) when love goes wrong! On the surface, two star-crossed teens play out a tortured affair, with their parents dead-set on tearing them apart! Meanwhile, Cody finds affection beneath the waves from a mermaid with a familiar face! Is our blond beefcake suffering from oxygen deprivation or has he really found a creature from myth? And j...

MAY 4TH, 1992 - When Mitch's old eco-warrior friend returns for a surprise visit, a quiet day at the beach quickly turns toxic! An unfortunate brush with a polluted bay leaves Hobie2 with a mysterious illness and sends the Baywatch crew scrambling to find answers. And while Mitch is always by-the-book, his buddy Lane is ready to break the rules and engage in some corporate espionage. Lane'...

FEBRUARY 13th, 1999 - Newmie jumpstarts talk of a lifeguard-based tv show, with Cody and April ready to start the cameras rolling! But it's Mitch whose going to be rolling -- down the racetrack! A visit from Tanner's cousin brings NASCAR action to the beaches of Baywatch! And while Alex is ready to give cousin Damon the green light, he might be taken out by surprise shellfish! Buckle your...

NOVEMBER 1st, 1999 - When Jason goes rogue during a rescue, Sean lays down the law -- the young lifeguard will be stuck beachside with a hunky chaperone watching his every move! And one wrong step could mean a one-way trip back to Texas! Meanwhile, Dawn gets chummy with Coast Guard cutie Nick, irritating Allie. Maybe it's not a good idea to piss off your helicopter pilot! All this, plus some u...

OCTOBER 15th, 1991 - It's a family reunion on the beach -- with a twist! Mitch's ne'er-do-well brother, Buzz, bounces back on the scene, complete with a brand new son! Young Kyle's an angry 12-year-old and he's sure to make waves in the placid Buchannon home! Can Buzz pull together enough parenting skills to make a family of his own? Or will Kyle be left to figure it all out on...

NOVEMBER 21st, 1998 - Action abounds at the beach, though Mitch's existential crisis provides no through-line! Cody & JD strip down some imperiled policemen and their fantasies take them away to a parade! Newmie struggles with his self-image! April & Lawyer Lifeguard Craig become an item, in secret! And as if that wasn't enough, Jessie learns to be a stunt woman from a creep in a jumpsuit!...

OCTOBER 4th, 1999 - It's our first episode at Baywatch Hawaii, along with Mitch's new son (new son!?!), the overly-enthusiastic Tanner! Meanwhile, sultry Dawn makes a dramatic debut among the crew and sets about shaking things up right away! There's a ton of cranking to be had when we learn about America's Cup and are introduced to a whole new cast for Baywatch Hawaii. There's drama building in th...

DECEMBER 1994 - Christmas hits the beach with a double dose of merry mayhem! There's a new face at the Buchannon house: street-smart Joey, whose secret is anything but your usual Yuletide surprise! Matt’s busy battling a case of seasonal gloom - can some unexpected (and mysterious) new friends from far north lift his spirits? And CJ is dreaming of a joyful holiday, but Father Sam’s crisis of faith...

MARCH 2nd, 1998 - Neely2’s got troubles -- she’s failing as a single mother, struggling as a cocktail waitress, and relying on Mitch for a questionable amount of support! Why does Mitch open his door for this crazy lady and her baby, Ashley? The answers may shock, confuse, or bore you! Meanwhile, Cody and Newmie launch a misguided “battle of the sexes” against Jordan and April, only for Cody’s eng...

JANUARY 18, 1993 - Visitors from beyond the stars may be hiding under the sea!?! That's the cosmic conspiracy a group of UFO fanatics bring with them to the beach! Stephanie's patience is stretched to the max as Mitch, Hobie2, & CJ get swept up by the group's charismatic, professorial leader! Meanwhile, yet more diamond-smugglers find their way to Baywatch -- this time with Jimmy S...

NOVEMBER 27, 1999 - Allie's thirst for adventure and Jason's quest for cultural connection steer our Baywatch beauties into the path of disaster! This deep-water diving mission demands the attention of the entire crew -- with Jessie’s sanity hanging by a thread! As treasures hide beneath the waves and tensions rise on the surface, will they strike it rich or will it all blow up in their fa...

JANUARY 24, 1994 - It's time to wave bye bye to Ben, just as a baby boy is born on the beach! Youngsters Matt & Summer get shown up by the seasoned vets of the fabled Red Knights! A reunion of the original 1950's Baywatch lifeguards dredges up old memories (and thoughts of Abercrombie & Fitch), signaling the end of an era! It's one for the old folks this time on Hot Red Shorts...

MAY 13, 1996 - There's something in the water ... and it's making Mitch sick! It's a mystery just what's poisoned the Hero of the Beach but Caroline, Cody, and CJ are on the case! Baywatch's own version of Charlie's Angels search the seaside for clues, even as nefarious vegetable merchants plot against them! Will they be able to find the offending chemical in time? Or will...

MAY 13, 1996 - There's pests running wild at Baywatch -- both in the locker room and on the high seas! It's up to the ever-nimble Newmie to capture a runaway rat that's been stealing trinkets around BW HQ. Can Newmie successfully hunt down the robber rodent before he's infected with rabies?! Meanwhile, Stephanie and Cody are tangling with vermin of their own: drug-runners equipped...

April 16, 2001 - A trip to the Big Island holds double-drama for Kekoa -- threatening her upcoming marriage to JD, and testing the boundaries of medical privacy laws! What should have been a routine jaunt for a side-job quickly turns complicated for the beauties of Baywatch, as Sean bumps into (and uglies with) an island goddess! Or maybe she's just perfected the art of ghosting? It's anot...

November ~14th, 1994 - Radio shock-jock Larry 'Loomin' Large is broadcasting a scavenger hunt from the newly-renamed Sandy Cay Cafe, leaving mayhem in his wake! The hunt is on for a hidden golden pirate doubloon, causing a flood of beach-goers to run wild! Can the lifeguards maintain peace with $100,000 on the line? With Matt and even CJ swept up in the excitement, probably not! Hot Red Sh...

April 26, 1999 - There's havoc on the home-front at Casa Buchannon, as father & son clash! As close as they might be, Hobie2 just can't imagine having to double-date with his dad and finds himself looking for a way out. Maybe the duplicitous Neely3 can save the day, while being the sand in Mitch's shorts! Meanwhile, Alex trades cake for chaos as she finds herself detoured from her...

SEPTEMBER 29, 1989 - A searing heatwave means the beaches are swarming, the sand is sizzling, and the lifeguards are struggling! Baywatch HQ does their best to hold things together, while newly-appointed Lieutenant Mitch is drawn into felonious association by an old college friend! And simmering in hot water of his own, Craig must finally make the choice: lawyer or lifeguard!? Don't forget you...

JANUARY 30TH, 1995 - Logan's desperate to stay in the good ole US of A, but his choices are either a sham marriage to a rich, bitchy widow or paying a shady character! He better hope he can win the annual rubber duck race so he can afford a way out! Caroline still pines away for the disloyal Aussie and Logan's more than happy to string her along! Elsewhere, Mitch's new girlfriend, Trac...

MARCH 25th, 1996 - CJ wants to help a disabled comedian fulfill his ocean-swimming dreams and she won't be able to do it alone! In a very purple metal shop, the sparks are flying but Cody isn't wearing proper PPE! Meanwhile, Mitch & Caroline attempt to find the missing father of an amnesiac war orphan -- while cruising the docks and promoting Baywatch Nights! It's the penultimate e...

OCTOBER 19TH, 1992 - Jimmy Slade's abusive father arrives in Malibu, as does our favorite guest-star: Elizabeth Berkley! She's back to keep poor, over-eager Summer guessing, all while making sure Slade's surfing career keeps moving forward! Matt's got a bitchin' party planned for the weekend (as long as he doesn't crash his dune buggy) -- will you be there? CJ certainly will! Who knew that Jessie...

FEBRUARY 21st, 2000 - The soap opera drama heats up in Hawaii, as mega-bitch Jenna has her eyes set on stealing control of Baywatch! Will studly Sean's positive outlook and throbbing erection obscure him from seeing the snake in his midst? But it's mostly a solo spotlight on Jason, as he's tricked into constructing a canoe from scratch! He'd better get over-time for this job! It'll take all the ch...

OCTOBER 12th, 1998 - Our hero Mitch press-gangs a reluctant Alex into taking her autistic nephew, Timmy, on an exciting trip to Hawaii for the weekend, whether she likes it or not! And even with an especially cheery Cody in tow, things look stormy for this tropical getaway! Will a surprise appearance from Lani's horny little sister make their island visit any easier? And can anyone be spared the s...

NOVEMBER 4th, 1991 - A lovers' quarrel between Eddie & Shauni leads to a bad idea -- and a blind date with the sultry-voiced phone operator, Nicole. Between the couples' chaotic nonsense and a bottle of diet pills, Nicole might not make it back from the beach! Elsewhere, Mitch and Garner are terrorized by a lost genius dog, who just may hold the key to finding the thugs that kidnapped his owne...