Hot-Mess Express with Brooke Barton

Welcome back to Hot-Mess Express with your favorite host Brooke Barton—where the pants are looser, the BarkBox is open, and the keto snacks are flying (literally, thanks to Huxley the doodle). 🐶 This week, Brooke spills the sugar-free tea on: Her latest keto Costco finds (spoiler: moon cheese is a thing) How cheat days hit like a carb hangover Why BarkBox might just be the highlight of Huxley’s m...

Welcome aboard the Hot-Mess Express — where fashion meets fur, fitness fails, and fabulous chaos. In this episode, Brooke Barton takes us on a full-throttle joyride through her Stitch Fix haul, complete with live try-ons, surprise steals (hello, $19 tops!), and some questionable fashion decisions (do these sleeves make me look like a linebacker?). While dodging flying dog toys and navigating RV li...

All aboard the Hot-Mess Express—and this week, it’s a full family affair with Brooke Barton and her hilarious husband Michael Barton! From golden doodle drama with their pup Huck to BarkBox surprises, keto snack cravings, and real-life rants—this episode is your backstage pass to their beautifully chaotic life. 🐾🍑🎤 ✨ In this episode: Meet Huck the golden doodle: cuddly, chaotic, and occasional...

Buckle up, y’all — it’s birthday weekend in Fredericksburg, TX, and the girls have arrived! In this laugh-out-loud episode of the Hot Mess Express Podcast, Brooke Barton and her two besties (Ashley + Tasha) take you on a wine-fueled, muu-muu-wearing adventure through wineries, whiskey spots, shopping detours, and wild Frenchie snoring. 🎉 In this episode: Fat Ass Winery flight reviews (PB&J wi...

Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Express, where the outfits are cute, the dog is clingy, and the chaos is chic. In this episode, Brooke Barton opens up her latest Stitch Fix box, gives honest (and hilarious) fashion feedback, and reminds us that adulting is better with coffee, carbs, and a fluffy golden doodle glued to your feet. 🛍️ What’s inside the box? A few closet wins, a pair of NOPE shoes, and a...

Brooke Barton is BACK, y’all—and she’s bringing real talk, rambunctious fluff, and FabFitFun surprises in this feel-good, faith-filled kickoff to The Hot Mess Express 🎙️In this hilarious and heartwarming episode, Brooke unboxes her latest FabFitFun haul, spills on her current skincare obsessions, and introduces us to her newest obsession: Huck, the fluffiest golden doodle puppy stealing hearts (an...

Hold onto your leopard print leggings because Brooke and Michael Barton are back with an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud episode of Hot-Mess Express! 🚂 This week, we meet the newest (and furriest) member of the family—Huxley, aka Huck, the adorable pup who may or may not have a future in podcasting. Between Huck’s chaotic cameos, Brooke dives into not one, but TWO Stitch Fix unboxings, complete with i...

Welcome to this episode of the Hot-Mess Express! Join Brooke and Michael Barton as they whip up a classic Southern fried bologna sandwich, dive into gym-day banter, and share hilarious stories about their day-to-day adventures. From nostalgic 80s jingles to a behind-the-scenes look at desert rose seedlings, this episode is full of quirky moments and heartfelt laughter. 🌟 In this episode, you’ll l...

Step into the kitchen chaos as the Hot-Mess crew, Brooke and Michael Barton, dive into the sweet and quirky world of pink pineapples. Special guests Riley and Olivia join the fun, sharing laughs, food prep mishaps, and taste-test opinions. From buttery garlic rolls to bacon-wrapped asparagus, the dinner spread sets the stage for the star attraction—a pink pineapple that promises to be juicier, swe...

All aboard the Hot-Mess Express! Brooke Barton and her sister Lizzie dive into FabFitFun’s latest box and unearth a treasure trove of goodies—think dry shampoo, neck cream, and a mysterious jewelry box Brooke swears she didn’t order. Along the way, they navigate adorable toddler interruptions, impromptu life lessons, and some hilarious parenting confessions. Expect laughter, relatable chaos, and a...

Hop on board the Hot-Mess Express with sisters Brooke and Lizzie as they dive into a day full of laughs, sister moments, and, of course, some chaos! Hear all about Lizzie’s final wedding dress fitting (cue the “aww” moments with her little one, Miss Tootsie Roll) and check out an unboxing of Brooke’s latest Stitch Fix haul. The sisters chat about everything from fashion hits and misses to why skin...

Join Brooke Barton and her husband Michael on this episode of the Hot-Mess Express, as they go on a journey of transforming a self-proclaimed "black thumb" into a budding gardener! In this episode, they're outside, hands in the dirt, giving life (or trying to!) to desert rose seeds. Spoiler: things get messy, and a bit questionable as we experiment with a DIY seed kit. They also share the tale of...

Join Brooke Barton on *Hot-Mess Express* – a video podcast that brings you laughs, lessons, and life’s little victories. Brooke is an open book when it comes to her hot-mess of her life!  She talks about her plant-growing mishaps, keto challenges, impromptu casino wins, and daily doses of humor that’ll leave you in stitches. Watch Brooke embrace the messiness of life with her signature blend of ch...

Welcome to another episode of the Hot-Mess Express! Brooke and Michael Barton dive headfirst into the world of Texas homecoming mums—where bigger is always better! 🏆🎀 Brooke shows off a dazzling pink-infused masterpiece for her own homecoming reunion but in typical hot-mess fashion, she shares the ups and downs of crafting the ultimate mum. We are talking glitter explosions, burnt fingers and al...

In this episode of the Hot Mess Express podcast, Brooke and Michael Barton dive into the delicious world of homemade Birria Tacos cooked on a Blackstone griddle! Watch as they experiment with crispy cheese-topped tortillas, perfectly seasoned Birria meat, and share their honest review of this dish. Is it family approved? It's just another day in the life of this fun-loving family! This episode is...

Join Brooke and Michael Barton on the Hot Mess Express as they welcome special guest Sarah Miller, a dedicated missionary serving in Uganda. In this heartwarming episode, Sarah shares her inspiring journey of transforming children's ministry in Uganda, empowering local communities, and spreading love and hope. Discover the challenges and triumphs of her mission work, and enjoy hearing discussions...

What’s it like to be a hot mess? Brooke Barton and her daughters know this feeling all too well… It’s caused some public foot-in-mouth moments for sure! Join Brooke and her two daughters for the latest installment of the Hot Mess Express, where they share their summer activities, unbox the latest Stitch Fix haul, and share laughs over the spontaneity that comes out of their mouth! It is a truly ch...

Join us on the Hot Mess Express podcast as we dive into another chaotic and heartwarming evening of RV living! In this episode, Brooke and Michael Barton share their culinary experiments on the Blackstone griddle, including delicious cinnamon rolls and the taste test of the viral Dr. Pepper with pickles.  Join them for behind-the-scenes look at their RV setup, outdoor games like washers, and their...

Join Brooke and Michael Barton in the inaugural episode of "The Hot Mess Express: Real Talk with Brooke & Michael Barton." Get to know this dynamic duo as they introduce their new weekly podcast, where they'll dive into everything from life in a 43-foot fifth wheel trailer to the latest trending products. Whether it's sharing personal stories, giving honest reviews, or exploring local eateries...