Hot Girls Watch F1

Misfortune for everyone else + Max Crash Out = LeClerc win

The track was hot & Josie emulated that in today’s pod. If we all liked George more we probably would’ve seen him go red when Kimi & Max walked off without him.

Barcelona brought back P1 for Hamilton, Voodoo curses, and Toto tantrums.

A plethora of penalties has Emily & Josie thinking the game is rigged, but there are not enough Katniss’s and Peeta’s on the grid to overthrow the FIA.

If we had the funding we’d cover the costs of family therapy for all the teams after Canada (except Mercedes), but we can’t. At least it makes for good pod content.

Miami was basically an action movie. “Lights, Camera, Action:” beach days, DJ sets, and assassination attempts.

F1 withdrawals have Emily & Josie researching topics they have no business talking about. However, you will get their opinions on how the stars are shifting dynamics on the grid. 

What has a 14 second lead, rose water at the podium, and his teammate butt hurt? If you don’t know the answer then Josie and Emily will catch you up on all the details for the Suzuka race.

Kimi went from buying beers to popping champagne bottles real quick. George is still processing and McClaren may be taking papaya rules too far.

Welcome back to the 2026 Hot Girls Watch F1 Season. Kicking off the Australian GP with some repeat misfortune, a newly wed podium, and a long way to go for many teams.

And with that the 2025 season comes to an end: Lando’s a top, Max is more healed than all of us combined, and it’ll be Ferrari's year next year.

Josie and Em trash talk McLaren's team strategy, Russell (per usual), and the bullies online harassing a teenager.

We are coming out of Vegas tangled in a three-way fever dream of Mickey Mouse, Terry Crews, and Edward Cullen.

This week hot girls did not crash out, but the boys sure did. Max & George make one last ditch effort to save the marriage, and Yuki is gonna get two Christmases.

Scorpio szn means Josie is in her feels but we didn’t think that Russel would be so down bad he’d need Toto to swoop in and save him from the McClaren attacking his booty hole.

Whether you were sweating in the Texas heat or watching through a face mask at home, we can all tell the Sprint crash out was Piastri’s fault, Sainz’s backwards hat is unmatched, and we’re all lowkey wanting Max to win the driver championship.

Singapore brought the heat with sweaty drivers, sassy radios, and savage instagram comments.

All is right in the universe, Max won, Sainz is on the podium, and Emily is back!

Josie goes solo for today’s pod because Emily got MARRIED!! Speaking of marriage, if Lando and Piastri were married, it might be time for them to go see a couple’s therapist. 

LeClerc tests out new cell service locations on the track, Hadjar finds trophies are not as durable as they look, and Ferrari attends their own funeral.

No crashes but plenty of crash outs as we head into the summer break. Will the 3 weeks off give these divas time to re-group or will freedom from their work life only make them hate everything more?

And we’re back after a long summer break. Josie and Em discuss divas, validate the emotions of men, and will be trending on socials as much as a Jet2 Holiday!

5 DNFs, 4-legged friends, 3 lego trophies, 2 teammates fighting, 1 Nico Hülkenberg (a haiku)

Is Kimi the only one on the grid that can crack Max’s cold heart, or is it because they’re going to be future teammates?

In: Roadkill & Responsible drinking  Out: George Russell’s Toy Story Ass