Hot and Bothered

Send us a text We're back! Apologies for the missed episode last week. As you will notice, in this episode we, very boldly, claimed that 2024 just could not get worse at this point. We even knocked on wood! And guess what, girls - 2024 did get worse, when the very next day, Cedar, our Editor-in-Chief, had her computer decide to end it's long and grueling life. Rolling with the punches, w...

Send us a text The podcast about nothing and everything at the same time. Don't take our advice, proceed with caution, and enjoy!

Send us a text Listen while Cedar and Chris give the worst dating advice possible. Cedar shares her technique for getting over a crush while Chris shares his deep burning desire for the psychological warfare of being ghosted.

Send us a text If you thought we were done talking about manifesting, you thought wrong. This year we are manifesting the presidency. Write us in on your 2024 presidential election ballot. Make America Hot and Bothered Again!

Send us a text Happy New Years, girls! Don't forget Cedar's Manifestation Masturbation Technique™ when manifesting for 2024. Lets also debate this topic: are we washing our hands EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. that we use the bathroom?

Send us a text True or false: Cedar and Chris both share the same love language of receiving gifts from men — but only when they don’t have to return the favor. Listen now to find out.

Send us a text Let's all be realistic about how many times we will be married... and divorced.

Send us a text Cedar makes her case as to why she thinks women should share men, and Chris claims his title as a non-self-practicing sex therapist. Dishonorable mention for the most egregious sex technique, the jackhammer.

Send us a text Showing up to spooky season 2 months late, in typical Hot and Bothered fashion. Chris speaks on his ability to talk to the dead while simultaneously being possessed. Cedar calls out people who feel the need to play games in order to get a man to commit, as if that isn’t the only way she would ever be able to get a man to commit.

Send us a text Thanksgiving Anxiety. Never knowing what age anyone is. Our favorite and least favorite dating apps. We have literally no idea what’s going on in this episode. Gobble gobble, girls.

Send us a text "Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days." - Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Send us a text Is there anything worse than a guy that overstays his welcome after a one night stand? Perhaps a guy that love bombs you and becomes overly clingy within the first week of meeting you? You may think we should be asking ourselves, 'are we the problem?' However, that type of introspective work is lacking in this episode. Let's embrace the collab between commitment and a...

Send us a text Chris goes into detail about his closeted pill popping addiction - vitamins and supplements, of course. Cedar is fed up with PC culture and is actively exercising bring more inappropriate, which seems almost impossible.

Send us a text We're in our dating era, girls! Chris shares that he has decided to throw his entire dating checklist out the window after meeting a potential new suitor. Cedar describes a hinge date in which his checklist required his partner to be over the age of 60 and someone who chain smokes cigarettes.

Send us a text Breaking news! Cedar has a new job and Chris is NOT feeling hot about his 58th birthday.

Send us a text Have you or a loved one ever had to have an uncomfortable conversation regarding someone's sexuality? You may be entitled to financial compensation. Chris and Cedar dive deep in a conversation on the do's and don'ts of approaching people whose sexual orientation is not clear.

Send us a text On behalf of your hosts at Hot and Bothered the Podcast, we would like to issue our most sincere apologies for the content that is recorded when we are intoxicated. In this episode, Cedar recaps how she almost went on a date with a man speculated to be a cannibal and Chris professes his undying love for Nicole Kidman.

Send us a text Cedar recounts an annoying conversation she had with, you guessed it, a straight man, and Chris shares some personal details regarding his health journey.

Send us a text Chris and Cedar debate whether they are finished with the dating scene in LA or if they are simply just asexual. Chris questions his feelings for an ex and Cedar rants about a lack of foreplay in her life.

Send us a text Chris shares cons on what it’s like to be a gay man dating in LA while Cedar has a moment of gratitude for girls supporting girls — of course at the expense of straight men.

Send us a text In this weeks episode, Chris shares a first date story that could only be concocted in your worst of nightmares and Cedar explains her fairy tale love story with Spit in My Mouth Man.

Send us a text Chris has really strong feelings about Diet Coke and Cedar reveals that she loves to abuse men. Have you ever had the fried pickles from Barney's Beanery?

Send us a text Cedar explains how she was homophobic until the age of 15 and Chris comes out both as gay and as a girl boss.