Hot and Bothered

Send us a text Chris, in his typical state of desperation, has now turned to a Hypnotherapist to receive some sort of validation and reassurance. Cedar questions if it’s possible or healthy to remain friends with an ex-lover while being in a new relationship. Can you guess which one of these two idiots got into a bar brawl? 

Send us a text Follow along this week in an episode that builds up to a full on mental and emotional spiral for both Chris and Cedar.

Send us a text This week, Cedar recaps her birthday weekend and lives to tell the tale of nearly being sex trafficked. Furthermore, the pair romanticize an LA Summer, with little to no plans or obligations. We can all bring a piece of a euro-summer to LA (or wherever you're listening from) by making the choice to have 'lovers' rather than situationships.

Send us a text Potty talk in relationships. Pop Music. Celebrity DUIs. Backhanded compliments. Vegans. The chicken nugget diet.

Send us a text This week, Chris and Cedar test the concept of having less vocal fry, which lasted all of 30 seconds into the episode. Cedar divulges her distaste for condom usage. Additionally, after his first trip ever to Buffalo Chip in Cave Creek, Chris draws the conclusion that the popular Arizona establishment is the Cuntry equivalent to West Hollywood's The Abbey.

Send us a text All we talk about is f*cking airports. It seems as though anytime you are within even 3 miles of an airport, you can find a new airport pet peeve. Join us this week as we talk about busted luggage, TSA etiquette, and travel lounges. Cedar provides us with a monumental update on her relationship status. In addition, the pair provide two not fully formed theories, one stemming from Si...

Send us a text OUR FIRST GUEST EPISODE!!!! Join us this week as we dissect all things mental health with our favorite Instagrammer, Poster Journal. Other tangents in this episode include, but are not limited to, topics such as: cancel culture, marriage and the decision to have kids, medical and recreational drug use, and cheating.

Send us a text Come along this week as Chris and Cedar attempt to answer the question, “is monogamy real?” If you were hoping to find the answer, you’re not going to get it in this podcast. In case you didn’t know by now, we’re not here to educate.

Send us a text This week, Chris and Cedar play a little game of catch-up. Chris recounts his recent trip to Duabi, as a first time visitor, and Cedar details her experience with 222, the hottest new match-making(?), networking(?), dating(?), we’re not really sure(?), experience in LA.

Send us a text Are you tired of hearing about Challengers yet? Chris is too. The girls strategize how you can remain polite and practice proper bedside manner while enduring PNC. Furthermore, Chris expresses his disgust for hearing about the sex lives of certain people, while Cedar calls all of her friends ugly.

Send us a text The girls take a different direction this week after Cedar experienced something that could only be considered a quarter life crisis. Even the most unserious of girls have to get real from time to time. 

Send us a text Have you ever looked at Cedar and thought “wow, she really looks like Michael Jackson”? Anyway, apparently people on twitter have. This week the girls talk about being slut shamed and then swiftly transition into a conversation regarding threesomes, proving that slut shaming is not very effective.

Send us a text Chris went to Coachella and is declaring his heterosexuality after falling in love with a very *specific* woman. Cedar emphasizes the importance of noting red flags at the beginning of a relationship. The pair come up with a new business plan for Kylie Jenner and her 47 new brands she launched in the past week. 

Send us a text Hygiene is a curtsey both in airplanes and in sex. A hot new way Mormons can scam God just dropped. Last, but not least, we're still obsessed with our exes. Enjoy!

Send us a text Do you ever just wish you could roast like a f*cking rotisserie chicken in a tanning bed? This week the girls discuss facial hair, ghosts from Christmas past, and meeting strangers off the internet.

Send us a text Cedar provides educational context on rodeo sports such as bronc riding and bull riding, with her only credible sources being a guy she made out with once at a rodeo. Chris shares a new concept for his book, Blow Everyone: A Step by Step Guide to Accepting Compliments.

Send us a text Somehow, in 2024, Facebook drama is still the best form of entertainment there is. This week, Cedar outlines her experience using a notorious Facebook group to avoid horrible men, and Chris expresses his desire to find a situationship.

Send us a text Hey Siri, what’s the difference between a blunt and a joint? This week, Chris opens up about his social anxiety and Cedar divulges her past life as a home wrecker.

Send us a text If you have ever embarrassed yourself at HiTops, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Chris shares a story time of how he had another fainting spell, this time while partying at HiTops. Cedar encourages everyone to enable their friends delusions when it comes to relationships. That man texted you back for the first time in two weeks? That is your HUSBAND!!

Send us a text Botched botox, healthy dating habits, and flirting via instagram story likes. Welcome to Chris's weekly therapy session.

Send us a text A combination of growth (?) and the usual debauchery between Chris and Cedar. Cedar shares her experience on how she accidentally manifested BDL (big d*ck luck) and elaborates on breaking cardinal dating rules. Chris makes the decision he will be dating ugly men going forward. The pair recount their year of healing post breakups, and reflect on how far they have come.

Send us a text Come along with us while we discuss the experience of visiting LA pharmacies, Cybertrucks, people who fight battles that aren't their own, and bringing new boyfriends home to meet your family. With none of these topics being related to one another, this week, we are manic little sl*ts.

Send us a text This week, the girls are really wondering, what is Star Trek? What is Anime? Who is watching Avatar? Chris shares his love for Honey Bunches of Oats, and Cedar shares her disgust for skim milk.

Send us a text Gearing up for Super Bowl LVIII, introducing OUR all star kicker, Chris Bruno. This week, Cedar dissects the differences between cat men and dog men. Meanwhile, Chris shares his frustrations with being employed, and together, the two try to crack the code on living a luxurious life without a job.

Send us a text Just in case you were wondering, Cedar's favorite chapstick is Smith's Strawberry Lip Balm. If you weren't wondering, then lucky for you, you get a 12 minute rant on the topic in this episode. Chris shares the story of his long and grueling celibacy era, and Cedar advises everyone to lawyer up.