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In todays installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we discover a new family favorite in The Seventh Curse (1986). Now that your heroes have made it through the Friday the 13th series mostly intact we come right back with an absolute gem of a movie. Ridiculous over the top action, top notch effects, and many valuable life lessons. Ryan seen a guy die. Kenny finds out how climate change effects...

We finally made it! Happy Friday the 13th!!! Come Join us as we do our best to sum up our feelings on this series as a whole and talk about where we want it to go from here. We had a lot of ups and downs. Kenny was literally never wrong. Probably. Is Ryan's mush mouth getting worse? Is Daniel secretly a slug? You decide who had the best rankings and send us your own for comparison. Let us know...

What does the man who's done everything do now? Start from scratch of course. We at Horrorble Opinions start a new game + with Jason in the Friday the 13th (2009) Remake. Jason speeds us along through Friday parts 1 and 2 leading us to a Friday 3ish Jason who is now a ninja! This movie is all about perfect placement. Kills, nipples, etc. This stupendous movie will have us all drinking out of o...

There was a final chapter, and then a new beginning, and then he lived, and then there was new blood, and then he took a cruise, and then he became a slug, and then he became an astronaut, but now, finally, Jason becomes the hero we need and deserve! Horrorble Opinions reviews Freddy vs. Jason (2003), directed by Ronny Yu. Get your tickets and place your bets, who will come out on top? What are th...

We answer a question we've had since the very first Friday movie, what if this but SPACE!? Join the salvage team with Horrorble Opinions as we review Jason X (2001), directed by James Isaac. Welcome to Earth 2! Does this movie have a subtle nipple subplot? Who are the characters from Alien in this movie? When did spaceships stop installing security of any kind? What are best practices for thaw...

Raise a glass and shave your mustache, we made it! Horrorble Opinions reviews Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993), directed by Adam Marcus. We guess the name Slugs had already been taken. How do you resurrect Jason without electricity? Where was the slug subplot in all the previous films? When did Ted Raimi's baby show up? What does a bounty hunter and a fisherman have in common? Why c...

Start spreading the news! Horrorble Opinions is leaving today! We review Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989), directed by Rob Hedden, or as it shall henceforth be known as: Jason Takes a Cruise! At what level is Jason casting teleport? What do you tell the cops when you leave a naked child in the sewers? How did you learn to swim? Who has a major thing for hair? When is a movie ti...

Horrorble Opinions fires up the gaslighting while we watch matchbooks move across the table in Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988), directed by John Buechler. Finally, Daniel gets his wish, but it turns out to be a monkey paw wish and everything goes wrong. When was the last time Kenny had fun watching this movie? How far can a bucket take your marriage? Who turns out to be the original...

Role play being Dr. Frankenstein with us as we welcome back Kotter er I mean resurrect the source of our trauma in Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986), directed by Tom McLoughlin. We'd like to think this movie read the script and knew what it was…we'd like to think that. What is the worst outing you've been on for your job? How did this movie inspire Scream? Who is actually the...

We know we said it was the final chapter last time, but join Horrorble Opinions as we review Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985), directed by Danny Steinmann, and discover where this series could have (should have?) gone. It's like that lifetime movie Life After Jason. What has to happen to get one of these places shut down by the cops? Who among us has not had a 'damn enchilada...

Put on your homemade studio quality monster mask and invite Horrorble Opinions up into your room to review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), directed by Joseph Zito. It's the beginning of the Tommy trilogy! Who decided that what this series needed is some good old fashioned family drama? What is the deal with this lake and horny people? Is Jason now just being a jerk and going out of...

Horrorble Opinions reviews Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982), directed by Steve Miner, and this movie sure rhymes with third (spoiler: it's turd). This installment begins a terrifying new trend in disappointment. How long can Jason hold his breath? Is one of these characters really pregnant? What's the morality around putting spoiled goods back on the shelf? Is this a free roaming Jason now? C...

Let's practice being camp counselors by following a few simple rules with Horrorble Opinions as we watch Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), directed by Steve Miner. We know they beheaded the murderer in the last movie, but what if money? Who knew authority would drive a rift between two of your hosts? Is Jason (yeah it's Jason now) just weeding out unqualified camp counselors? When did Jason b...

Light that campfire, ignore the doomsayer, and let's watch the birth of a franchise together as Horrorble Opinions reviews Friday the 13th (1980), directed by Sean S. Cunningham. When does a ripoff transcend into greatness? How long would Ralph have stayed in that pantry? Who gets caught cheating at monopoly? Where did Kevin Bacon learn how to dive? Will this be the start of a great retrospect...

Time to dig deep into your brain meat to figure out what's going on with your favorite HOs at Horrorble Opinions. We are watching something that's probably too smart for us which surely wont get us into some crazy lines of thinking. Will the conspiracies break Ryan? Will Kenny's head ever stop hurting? Will Daniel admit that he's always been the something that is in the dirt? Are b...

Time to step into the cage with your favorite HOs! Horrible Opinions is bringing you a fantastic little Nic Cage movie called Willy's Wonderland(2021). Nic Cage versus evil animatronics. That's all we needed to hear. Will Ryan fall in love with another evil lady? Would Daniel help anyone if he was on break at his job? Would Kenny get freaky while freaky stuff is going on? Will Nic cage be...

After much delay due to a car crashing into our house and destroying the stairs to the upper level we have finally gained access to the hard drive with this episode. Our final part of The Last Of Us!!! Daniel has learned his lesson and will have all his recordings on the cloud to prevent future car calamities. Here is our 7th episode covering episode 9 which is still confusing and also Daniels fau...

Come back to the farm with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we check out the fantastic Ti West film "Pearl"(2022). Let's find out why that old lady Pearl was such a nut job. Will any scarecrows be violated? How about cows? Has Daniel kissed a cow? Bet he'd kiss a Werecow. Honestly anything older than us might as well be medieval times because we seem to know nothing about histor...

Come to the farm with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we check out the fantastic Ti West film "X"(2022). Find out if you can ever be too old to get it on. Is graveyard hair a thing? Who invented creepy old people? Does Kid Cudi get handicap parking for that thing he has to carry around? What a pitch perfect movie! Finally get the perspective of the old people watching this movie with R...

ALL ABOARD!!! In this installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we check out D-Railed (2018). Before we get started I just want you to know that Daniel is very sorry for what he has done. He is no longer allowed to pick movies. Can our heroes survive a murder mystery dinner on a train with maybe a creature of some sort? Probably not. Will the movie payoff its really cool poster? Probably not....

In this long overdue Valentine's day episode we discuss 2009's My Bloody Valentine! This week we find our heroes discussing the small town way of life. They really dig deep into what being a mine community is all about. Daniel throws major support behind miners. Ryan throws major shade at valentine's day candy. Kenny releases dangerous but strangely accurate guesses on mining safety pr...

In this episode we dig into adult discussions as we have stumbled into issues way above our heads, that's right, we watched His House(2020). Maybe we will all sound smart for once. Maybe Kenny has a problem with wallpaper. Maybe Ryan steals children from war torn countries in order to escape. Maybe Daniel would make a great refugee. Maybe Ryan will sing us a little song. Maybe its all in our h...

In this episode we dig into the vault to discuss the film Burning Bright (2010). Maybe Ryan watched the movies we were doing out of order and maybe Daniel and Kenny had to scramble to watch this last minute to get it done. Maybe insurance would payout an accidental tiger killing on your children no questions asked. Maybe we will watch a better movie with Meatloaf in it. Do tigers like drugs? When...

In this episode we discuss the film Chompy and the Girls (2021). We will have our mouths full on this one folks! Can our heroes figure out exactly what's going on in this delightful film? Do we let Ryan go rogue and pick a movie for us again? Will Kenny and Daniel ever agree on cool jackets and if sandwiches are dinner food or not? Can't we all just be appreciated for the effort we put in....

In this episode we discuss the film Werewolves Within (2021). Listen. This is one of the best movies I've ever seen. It is non stop fun. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! And then listen to us talk about it. We have some known unknowns and some unknown knowns. Perhaps a few of our hosts had too much soda. Will Ryan ever get his monster lady? Is he already perhaps married to one? Will Daniel manage to brid...