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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, HORRORBLE LISTENERS!!! What's more American than genetically mutated parasitic arthropods brought on by the illegal mass-dumping of chicken feces in an effort to stimulate the growth in economic demand of chicken by-products? As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagra...

Yeah, I know it's April, but this is my show and I post things when I want. Dan and Jarvis review the best and worst horror of 2025! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: horrorblefriends@gmail.com Or just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we...

Who among us hasn't set up the ol' cam-corder in the corner of our San Diego estate? But where did all this ectoplasm come from? (Narrated by Rob Schneider) As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: horrorblefriends@gmail.com Or just check...

Can you imagine how much funnier a haunted house would be with an Alexa in 1982? We did. Then we put it on the internet. I bet she would have hated ET, too. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: horrorblefriends@gmail.com Or just check out www...

You guys know what's scarier than the pandemic? Try asking a free AI prompt to create a summary of a popular horror movie and watch as it gas lights you into thinking YOU'RE the crazy one when it gets the plot completely wrong. Hop on our ZOOM call as the Friends discuss Rob Savage's 2020 found footage sensation, Host. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFrie...

Happy Valentines Day, you lonely fuckin' nerds! We know you yearn for the mines, and we do so want you to "BE MINE"! Join the Friends this week as we open this box of chocolates to be horrified at its contents (or maybe a little bored), as we discuss George Mihalka's 1981 horror holiday slasher, My Bloody Valentine. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleF...

Would we be out of line if we referred to this movie as "Medium to Medium-Low Tension"? Asking for a friend. A real murder-y and imaginary friend. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: horrorblefriends@gmail.com Or just check out www.tugcon.co...

What if Superman was the brood offspring of a malicious race of planet-conquering aliens? What if the friends fixated on the velocity of Superman's ejaculate instead of having an intelligent conversation? As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............:...

Welcome back to Condensed Spoop! This week Chris, Jarvis, and Mike John talk about what horror movies or series they'd love to see get remade. We're talking Muppets, Beds, and confusing Peter Jackson as the Director of Mimic. Enjoy!! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @Horrorbl...

One of the most magnificent examples of the marriage of practical effects and original concepts ever to be used in cosmic horror. The void is so dark and mysterious that it managed to turn Dan into a conservative. Crazy stuff. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriend...

Happy Halloween, Horrorble Listeners! Our special Halloween episode this weeks goes out to Jacqui and Chris, who enjoyed their one year wedding anniversary this month! Legend has it that the stuff they did in their hotel room that night was way more depraved than anything you'll find in this movie. Listen with the friends as they ask for a late checkout to sleep off this hangover while reviewi...

There are forces at work here (all named Kyle) that won't allow us to watch an original Cronenberg movie, but here's a decently executed remake of one. Join the friends as we debate the philosophical implications of trans-humanism, but mostly just make commentary on the under representation of rabies in tentacle porn, as we discuss the 2019 tribute to the original 1977 film of the same tit...

We apologize in advance, somebody let Dan listen to way too many true crime and conspiracy podcasts. This week the friends take on Damien Leone's recipe to reinvent the modern slasher: a pinch of salt, a splash of bleach, and 30 gallons of fake blood. Join us as we watch the 2022 slasher master class, Terrifier 2. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple........

Just when you thought we couldn't sink any deeper... we have found a new low . This week comes to us courtesy of cinematic genius, Uwe Boll, sporting a show record 3% on rotten tomatoes, and believe us - it was hard earned. Check in on the friends this week as we try to salvage what life force we have left after watching the 2003 popular video game adaptation, House of the Dead. As always, tha...

Welcome back! We're calling this the start of season 6, but really, who the hell knows . This week the friends get FREAKY... Not gay sex. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: horrorblefriends@gmail.com Or just check out www.tugcon.com. No...

Would Jarvis play a horror video game??? Probably not. But to be fair, he doesn't play any video games. What a loser. Come join us while we kick dead babies and get crunk with Necromorphs as we discuss the 2023 EA remake of the survival horror game sensation, Dead Space As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horror...

Sesame Street for the cynical. If Mr. Beast produced a mashup of The Blair Witch Project and The Evil Dead. If Steve used his handy dandy ouija board in an episode of Blues Clues. These are just a few ways that we describe this 2022 indie horror that was shot in, get this, A REAL HAUNTED HOUSE! IN UTAH! Join us this week as we discuss Joseph and Vanessa Winters' horror-comedy, Deadstream. As a...

For our fourth and final installment in our series on CORPORATE HORROR the friends suffer for your enjoyment as we review one of the blandest, most horror-deficient film we've ever had the misfortune of watching. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail.......

Welcome to part three of our four part series on CORPORATE HORROR . This week the friends all try to pretend that we know how to do math, including our resident former math teacher, while devising some upgrades to the interior design of the murder cells. Come join in on the fun as we break down the 1997 science-fiction horror, Vincenzo Natali's Cube. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify.....

This week we continue part two of our four part series on CORPORATE HORROR . Tune in while the friends formulate how to climb the corporate ladder of the Umbrella Corporation without being turned into swiss cheese in a laser tunnel as we discuss Paul W.S. Anderson's, Resident Evil. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor....

We made a commitment to you, our fans, that we would watch and discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly that the horror genre has to offer. I guess that includes whatever the fuck this was. This week we kick off our four part series on CORPORATE HORROR Tune in while the friends try to process the 2008 Japanese body gore spectacle, Tokyo Gore Police. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify...........

Have you ever thought about being sewn into an amorphous skinsuit that is technically also an active crime scene? What about sharpening your own femurs into giant teeth to surgically implant into your skull? No? Us neither; but these guys sure did! Tune in this week as the Friends review Kevin Smith's, Tusk. Also, bonus points if you can pinpoint the moment Dan's microphone is overtaken by...

Guys, don't be alarmed, but I think we just uncovered a government secret (and no, we're not talking about the re-animator fluid). I can't say too much, but it involves the plot of Aladdin, Dan's increasingly disturbing search history, and Scrub Daddy?? And it was all master-minded by Dick Wolf?? Tune in this week as the Friends celebrate the 40th anniversary of Stuart Gordon's...

Is the dodo truly extinct? Any more of these West Virginian Mountain-esque adventures with that rascally Mother Buddha and we're sure to find out! Join the Friends on this week's episode as we discuss Kevin Ko's 2022 Taiwanese horror, INCANTATION. Also please visit onlyfans.com/pattyspreciouspiggys to support a blossoming small business <3 As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @H...

Swedish vampires and homicidal CGI kitty cats?! Sign me up! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friends Instagram......: @HorrorbleFriends Email..............: horrorblefriends@gmail.com Or just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying. As always, thanks to those who support us: Intro/Outro Mus...