Horror Vanguard

The new home for Horror Vanguard just might be the past, or, rather, how our present desires shape and mediate what comes to pass as a "past." In any event, is that the Left Page's music I hear? Subscribe to Left Page: https://www.patreon.com/c/leftpage/posts Discuss the best, and most fun, ways to defend a castle with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the s...

A song harvested from conversations lost. Discuss the movie Bug with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of seeing the movie Bug at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your (g)hosts continue their quest to uncover the new home of Horror Vanguard. However, this leg of the journey unravels as a computer glitch renders the Bug half of the discussion unusable; for now. Unexpectedly akin to a certain truck fused together like a certain literary monster like certain gendered bodies, this show is also a thing made of its own dissolution, at times. Enjoy, won't we. Disc...

Perhaps the new home for Horror Vanguard awaits overseas where the trains run on steam, the jackbooted thugs are nondescript by studio mandate, and where Cricket is a game for men who love each other. Discuss your favorite highlights from the most recent cricket sporting event with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of season t...

Well, that's enough of big city living. I'm sure it will be far safer and far more normal-er for us if we take this camper van where Google Maps fears to tread. Discuss your favorite hills, cols, escarpments, and terracettes which also have occularity with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of franchise opportunity at a rural g...

Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are back from our hiatus and beginning our quest to find the new home of Horror Vanguard after the HV Crypt was destroyed by a single shot from a Resident Evil 4 rocket launcher. We start our journey in either LA or NYC with a little trip on the subway. Discuss your favorite haunted-or-otherwise rail-based public transit systems with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd o...

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff? Discuss your favorite OSHA-v...

We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell? Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse! Discuss the best way to get into medical immor...

Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn. Films Reviewed: The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville II: The Possession Amityville 3D Amityville 4: The Evil Returns Amityville: The Curse Amityville: It’s About Time Amityville: A New Generation Amityville: Dollhouse The Amityville Horror (2005) Amityville: Awakening The Amityv...

Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat. Films Reviewed: The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville II: The Possession Amityville 3D Amityville 4: The Evil Returns Amityville: The Curse Amityville: It’s About Time Amityville: A New Generation Amityville: Dollhouse The Amityville Horror (2005) Amityville: Awakening...

Finally, a right-wing podcast for the grindset horror fans. Join Kyle and Kay, who have always been the hosts of this specific podcast as they discuss UNTILL DAWN. Finally the only two cultural forms - movies and a strange thing call video games - collide. Welcome to ALL HORRORS ARE VANGUARD Tell us about your favorite way to maximize your ROI at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

As Jon takes to the road driven by strange psychic messages from the Jervas Dudley Centre for Xenophilology and Psychogeography (probably), the HV (g)hosts take on their newest challenge: a contemporary horror movie. Tell us about the strange dreams you've been recieving at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social Support the show for less than the price of some cheap liquor store vodka...

Jon and Kyle sit down to talk about Tobe Hooper's first movie, Eggshells. Support the show for a lot less than the price of a carton of eggs at patreon.com/horrorvanguard Tell us your fave Jon/Kyle cinema at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

After surviving the Pepsi Agony, the Kyle-satz Haderac embarks on a cinematic adventure with Reverend Mother Ashley Helen Mohiam and Jon Idaho to discovery the mystery of what's happening to all of the magic and poorly explained precognitive South American spiders. Brave the Bai Waters of Life and join in their quest as we discuss: Madame Web! Discuss your favorite PEPSI with Horror Vanguard at: b...

Join us for a discussion of all things home improvement. Tell us your favourite DIY tips at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social Support the show for less than the price of giving Steven Soderbergh monety for another movie at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Join us in this joyful jaunt into early modern history. An important content note: this one is very much concerned with serious depression. Support the show for less than the price of a dried fish head at patreon.com/horrorvanguard Tell us your favourite American TV shows at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

A true movies rock moment Let us know your favourite traditional Irish dance at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social You can support the show for less than the price of a shot of whisky! Pitch in at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Movie reviews with Hideo Kojima. Discuss your favorite songs from the great American songbook with us at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social You can support the show for a fractiopn of what this movie lost at the box office! Pitch in at: at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

In order to discuss scary spiders, we must first turn our attention to tech investing in San Francisco. You can get access to this bonus episode and our entire back catalogue of bonus episodes on our Patreon page which is a thing you should do irrespective of your fear or love of larger-than-average spiders. Patreon.com/horrorvanguard if you dare. Discuss your favorite types of animal-centered hor...

The taxidermy owls aren't what they seem. Discuss your favorite types of taxidermy with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (It would have been up this week, but I accidentally let it sink into a mire.) You can support the show for less than the cost of any bird at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Death Wish" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw...

Check out librarypunk: https://www.librarypunk.gay You can listen to us discuss The Day After Tomorrow today with the entire librarypunk crew! Discuss your favorite types of things you've gotten from your local library with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (website currently checked out by another patron) You can support the show for less than...

Sonic the Hedgehog Discuss your favorite types of localized hauntings with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (website physically relocated to a undisclosed plot of land in rural England.) You can support the show for less than the cost of any one object seen in this movie! Go ahead and try this fun game at home then pitch in at: at www.patreon.c...

Kyle and Jon continue their tenure as the HV tech-priests during the Age of Apps. Discuss your favorite types of rooms with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (website down to minimize collective screen time.) You can support the show for less than the cost of basically any app's subscription cost at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "...

We very nearly made this episode a clip show of the last three Friday the 13th reviews. Sustainability at its finest! Discuss your favorite Friday the 13th clip shows with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (This joke about the website being under construction is a hastily made rehashing of the previous four jokes about our website being under co...

Get the full episode (and quite possibly future discussions on mammalian sea life on our Patreon page! It's a Jaws Ripoff Isekaied into Moby Dick by way of Taxi Driver with the plot structure of Dragonball Z and the cultural poise of The Exorcist with a touch of Star Trek. This movie is incredible. Discuss your favorite sea life with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social...