Horror Movie Night

It's 2022 and we're still trying to understand exactly what makes giallo, well, GIALLO. Kyle has chosen to continue our education with 1973's gorgeous but somewhat shallow THE RED QUEEN KILLS SEVEN TIMES! We're stalking the family castle in our coolest red capes, shooting high fashion, swilling J&B and seducing our bosses - yknow, the usual. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscrib...

What is "the Mila Kunis-led sequel to a wild serial killer movie that wasn't originally a sequel to said movie but was more or less retconned into one after production wrapped?" If you answered AMERICAN PSYCHO 2: ALL AMERICAN GIRL (2002), you win nothing but the joy of having this silly movie staining your grey matter just like us! Scott picked this, sort of, and was shocked to learn that he was t...

It's been too long since the HMN boys got POSITIVELY GHOULISH, so Matt rectified that by having us watch HOUSE OF WAX (1953) starring the one and only Vincent Price! While not quite as out there as the 2005 remake, it still has a lot for us to talk about so dip your toes in, the wax bath is the perfect temperature! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@g...

Continuing the "one color gel only" trend of our recent picks, we decide to attend a totally not creepy house party/rave in all the blue-grey tones visible to the human eye and eventually run afoul of that pasty scamp Pinhead. You guessed it, we're heading into virtual Perdition with HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD (2005), which was very obviously filmed in 2002 and shelved for 3 long years based on the fas...

Whoever said vampires are always sexy has definitely made themselves forget about the time Vision broke out of the MCU and into the Wild Wild West-iverse as it crashed into the Matrix and blew vampire Jesus to smithereens. After threatening it for months, Scott finally subjects the guys to literal trainwreck that is PRIEST (2011), possibly as punishment for the transgressions of their more recent...

Continuing his long tradition of championing pint-sized terror on the show, Matt dives us tongue-first into James Wan's haunted ventriloquist dummy romp DEAD SILENCE (2007). Boasting a $20mil budget and only one blue color gel, it's actually not nearly as bad as we might've remembered it being... but that might have more to do with our brains being warped by 7 years of doing this podcast and less...

It's our 350th episode and lookee who decided to stop by - our long lost cohost Brian! We knew we had to discuss something he'd seen a million times so he couldn't weasel out of it by saying he didn't have time to watch the movie, thus we went with the oiled-sax-playing, beach party-crashing, Frog Brothers-filled THE LOST BOYS (1987). You know it, you love it, so do we, so let's get that nostalgia...

Matt talks with Lola Blanc of Fatale Collective about her new short Pruning which is currently fundraising on Seed & Spark (which ends Thursday April 28th, 2022) Donate here: https://seedandspark.com/fund/pruning#story Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's scarier than late 90s fashion? Late 90s fashion but with a side of lukewarm blasphemous imagery! Kyle is taking us higher this week with his 7th grade Livejournal favorite film of all time, STIGMATA (1999) and while the watch was painful, the conversation is heavenly. We're sorry Sky Daddy, we've been very naughty this week on Horror Movie Night...  If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Re...

If horror movies are to be believed (and why shouldn't they be), every sleepy seaside town harbors a dark secret. Sometimes it's a haunted house, sometimes it's a lunatic in a creepy mask, but SOMEtimes it's a 100 year old curse placed by murdered lepers. In that case, you gotta watch out for THE FOG (1980), a John Carpenter classic that shocked 2 of the 3 hosts of this show in how many years it t...

Do you wanna see the galaxy? Well too bad, we're an audio-based show! What we CAN offer is a rambling voyage to Klendathu as we duke it out over STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997). The tangents are definitely going to, um, bug some folks but you probably know by now that we just can't help ourselves. Would you like to know more? Listen to this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be s...

Matt has yet another podcast!!! This new podcast called Weird Al-Gorithm and its co-hosted by Matthew Milligan of Wheatus. Each week him and Matthew will go through Al's career track by track. Enjoy this 10 minute sneak peek of the first episode and then subscribe to the show to hear the rest!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Horror Movie Night, the discussion on Snakes on a Plane continues, and as usual, Gelsey picked a bad movie that Dylan enjoyed and Chris had mixed feelings on. We discuss the soundtrack as well as how we'd handle being on a "snakes on a plane" scenario. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPo...

At long last Kyle is in the hot seat to pick a movie for us to watch and with almost 100 years of horror films to pull from he went with Snakes on a Plane. We breakdown the first film to ever be co-directed by the IMDb forms as well as the Fueled By Ramen produced soundtrack! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twit...

What's that you say? One haunted house movie's not enough for you? How about a haunted house movie.... in space? In honor of its 25th anniversary this year, we head to Neptune's orbit and explore EVENT HORIZON (1997), which was literally pitched as "The Shining in space" so this tracks, trust us. It's gory, it's interesting, it's well-acted and then the third act just sucks, but we still have a lo...

You'd think that we've had enough of plodding haunted house franchises on this show, but then you'd be wrong and completely forgetting that Matt gets to pick every third movie and thus subjected his cohosts to AMITYVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES (1989). This is the third (!) Amityville we've discussed and apparently not the last either, so lay back, relax and let us illuminate the nuances of possessed...

It's been a long, dreary winter for us at Horror Movie Night, so you can forgive us for coming down with a case of CABIN FEVER (2002).... We're joining by Erik J. Brown, author of the new book "All That's Left In the World" and Eli Roth enthusiast (ok not that part), who was kind enough to discuss this questionable piece of cinema history. Hope you're hungry because we've serving up all-you-can-ea...

An Italian film, on THIS show? Has Hell frozen over? No, it's just leaking some greasy evil turds into an apartment high rise and absolutely ruining Sally's birthday! Unbelievable. How could Argento and Bava do this to her? That's the real horror DEMONS 2 (1987), oh and running out of clean towels to fight K-Mart gremlins with. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at...

Matt sat down with the entire Adams Family (Zelda, John, Lulu and Toby Poser) to discuss their new film Hellbender available on Shudder this Thursday (2/24/22)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Studio 666 is a fun and gory homage to classic 80's satanic panic horror starring the Foo Fighters. Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you need to make 2 movies but only have the budget for 3/4 of one, you get busy on a Critters sequel that you can stretch into two! This week, we're discussing the second half of this questionable film-making choice with 1992's CRITTERS 4 (aka the one where they're in space). It's got Brad Dourif, Angela Bassett and that guy from SNDN3, how bad can it be? I guess we're all going to find out a...

Most of us know Sebastian Stan as the dashing Winter Soldier, but fun fact, he's also played a dashing warlock in the Renny Harlin abomination known as THE COVENANT (2006). The one and only Ashley V. Robinson of Geek History Lesson subjected us to this week's abuse and we love her for it. Listen to find out how much money this movie made (a lot) and how much your hosts suck at mental math (also a...

In all of our years doing Horror Movie Night, we've never sat down to talk about a Hammer horror... Until now. This week, we're cracking open the coffin and dusting the sand from a lovely disembodied hand with BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB (1971). Shockingly, this is but one of 4 screen adaptions of Bram Stoker's "The Jewel of Seven Stars." We're guessing this is the best one because it stars two-ti...

Ever wondered what a 1950s nuclear family in modern suburbia but are really giant shapeshifting bugs movie would be like? Well wonder no more, because we're talking about exactly that this week as we excavate MEET THE APPLEGATES (1990)! This one is as weird as it seems so you know there's a lot to unpack... Join us for the absurdity on another episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, b...

There's a saying we like to keep going around the HMN offices - "It's Mummy's Day somewhere." In the spirit of Mummy's Day, we invited our good friend Nate Lopez from 91 Donkey Lane to discuss the Lovecraft/King monster mash that is IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994). We put on our bookreadin' glasses and crack the covers of some Sutter Cane best-sellers to bring the apocalyptic giggles and maybe a wa...